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Ha ha. Just a little slip of the Freudian variety. Nothing to see here. Nothing to think.

When “We Took Office”…

I wish this had come out before my “How Law Iz Made” video. I’m sure I could have worked it in.

“But, now I can’t afford to livehere anymore.”

I’ve seen two memorable comments about Gretchen’s threatening to leave Austin.

An Austin citizen, presumably: “Good. One less moron (and probably liberal as well) in Austin improves the place.”

Citizen of elsewhere, presumably: “Well dumbass, starve to death or something. Don’t move your crazy ass somewhere else and f— up those poor f—’s lives.”

Another commenter mentioned, “Professor Jesus Huerta de Soto (of King Juan Carlos University, Madrid) has been known to state that ‘Democracy is the enemy of freedom’”…. We’re outnumbered.

"But, now I can't afford to livehere anymore."

I've seen two memorable comments about Gretchen's threatening to leave Austin.

An Austin citizen, presumably: "Good. One less moron (and probably liberal as well) in Austin improves the place."

Citizen of elsewhere, presumably: "Well dumbass, starve to death or something. Don't move your crazy ass somewhere else and f--- up those poor f---'s lives."

Another commenter mentioned, "Professor Jesus Huerta de Soto (of King Juan Carlos University, Madrid) has been known to state that 'Democracy is the enemy of freedom'".... We're outnumbered.

“I declare the War on Terror is over.”
“I declare that the Tollibahn are not terrorists.”
“I declare that the Gitmo prisoners are no threat.”

(Best imitation Minnie Pearl voice) Well, I declare!

We need a new declaration of independence from our own government.

Sing it with me, now…

♫ “Whenever any form of government
becomes destructive of these ends,
it is the right of the people to…” ♫

sit around and wonder slack-jawed what just happened to their country.

"I declare the War on Terror is over."
"I declare that the Tollibahn are not terrorists."
"I declare that the Gitmo prisoners are no threat."

(Best imitation Minnie Pearl voice) Well, I declare!

We need a new declaration of independence from our own government.

Sing it with me, now...

♫ "Whenever any form of government
becomes destructive of these ends,
it is the right of the people to..." ♫

sit around and wonder slack-jawed what just happened to their country.

catching up - have no idea where the corgis are now...

"It's called 'Independence Day.'" -CharlieBrown'sDildo

Just wanted to say, I've appreciated folks making the distinction. Helps me remember.

Morning, Glories!

Another day to join the angels of truth and righteousness in joyous battle against the straggling forces of The Brilliant Liar's minions and dupes here on earth. The Universe is rooting for our victory. The rats have not yet realized that they are cornered and doomed. They think they are winning and are going full-out now. Hasten victory, oh, Father, and in that triumph let your Mighty Truth be gloriously demonstrated.

"Off to slice a whole chunk of garbage out of my book and see if it makes it flow better. See you later."
-Poppins

Moider dem precious gems, delete dose adroitly-toined phrases what just don't fit. Suffer fer yez art.

307 mindful webworker etc

Oops

Should have been

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock...

I just love that old Aussie description!

kangaroos in the top paddock

Added to personal lexicon....

A while back, at an extended family dinner, my then-18yo nephew said his girlfriend's name was Jasmine. Some quick math on the release date of Aladdin told me her age was 17. I didn't think that was any deal, but nephew's mother, I suddenly discovered, had been under the impression the girlfriend was also 18. I had to leave the table as "hilarity" ensued. Oops.

Morning, Glories. Have a day. Howdy to de-lurked srb!

webworker's p-shop is good, but can do without that Statue of Liberty double-facepalm.

That's so cliched, the Onion's been parodying the Right's cartoonists since 2006 with it:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/editorial-cartoon-october-18-2006,12271/

Posted by: mindful webworker - more or less

Mr. Webworker,

I just clicked through to your site. The image that greeted me was very inappropriate for children. It was also funny as hell. Please keep doing what you do, sir.

Oh sure, I peek in just to see what the comment count is, and now I have to wait for shredded chi's other shoe to drop beforeican go to sleep.

welll..... hi.

Egg jokes? Egg jokes? I got a collection of 'em!
http://mindfulwebworks.com/subject/eggshell-art

Oh, you said...

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Never minnnnd...

Gonna go fry some eggs in butter, and cook up some baconish meat stuff, and re-heat some pancakes to go under that, and maybe smother it all in maple syrup.

Health food, and a complete balanced meal when you add coffee.

Hearty thread for a Sunday morning. I'd say at least 7/10.

new graphic in link - not safe for workplaces where depictions of animal trans-species mating are unwelcome....

have a day.

have two, they're small.

Now, why in hell can I imagine that new style condom with a beanie propeller on the tip?
Posted by: Bill H

That's an image that won't go away.

And for anyone who remembers The Groove Tube: (We rewatched it last night, been decades for Mrs & me, first time for daughter.) The propeller beanie condom would perfectly accessorize the anti-STD skit... yeah, that one.

I wonder if UrbanDictionary would accept an entry for "stichomythia" with all the definitions given here?

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My #237: the cell possessivized the plural Clintons. [music] I typed the Clintons / but I did not type apostrophe...

We can't close Gitmo.

We have to have some place to safely imprison Obama, the Clinton's, Holder, et too many cetera, while awaiting their trial and execution.

#twolifetimes

re: S. Muldoon at June 01, 2014 09:28 AM (NeFrd)

(Guess the instructions "use in a sentence" were a bit loose.)

I think I still have a couple of those Stichomythia dollar coins...