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Tue 2014 May 13

Tue 2014 May 13, 12:01pm
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Posted by: mindful webworker - draftee at May 13, 2014 11:59 AM (6O259)

Very well stated and much clearly than what I said. Thx.

Tue 2014 May 13, 11:59am
On Ace of Spades

Hello, FenelonSpoke!

"Even if the Satanists claim to not believe in God or Satan they are, from my theologicall perspective inviting a being into their lives who is completely opposed to Jesus Christ."

Since the Prince of this world was dethroned and the Spirit of Truth was given to us, the Evil One has no power to approach a human mind without invitation.

So I've heard.

Don't recall the stipulation that the invitation to the Insincere One had to be sincere. Sure seem to be a lot of idiots proudly sending out invites.

Just another day on this world's continuing smoldering struggles from the War in Heaven.

Tue 2014 May 13, 11:34am
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Combined newsmeme-crossing and round-number-taking special blue ribbon awarded to LoneStarHeeb for:

...
500 Half-time shows will now feature bearded guys in dresses performing tributes to European music festivals.
...

Tue 2014 May 13, 11:19am
On Ace of Spades

"Social Con Reality: Homosexualizing Agenda Promoters: The NFL is like totally gay now and there will be gay orgies in the locker rooms and the SB half time show will be gay porn."

FIFMM

Tue 2014 May 13, 11:01am
On Ace of Spades

According to the Village People theory of the Homosexualizing Agenda, AmerIndians and Construction Workers are next on the list.

Tue 2014 May 13, 10:46am
On Ace of Spades

"...a million different sexual perversions according to legend [listed]..."
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk

...story of Obama...

Tue 2014 May 13, 10:17am
On Ace of Spades

Hi, Sherry. Glad to 'see' you. How's retirement? Emailing you has been on my long list of emails + 1K other things to catch up on. (I have been whittling at that list.)

Heh. Almost wrote you yesterday when the blog was down.

Tue 2014 May 13, 10:09am
On Ace of Spades

Post: Latin1 error, yeah. Comment was rejected. I changed emdash to hyphen and it posted. Aha.

Tue 2014 May 13, 10:07am
On Ace of Spades

» I may need to turn the heater on. In Louisiana. In mid-May. -Mama AJ

*sigh* Go ahead, do it. Then I'll feel better.

Our house was down to the 60s. Milady Webworker is under the weather (her weather sensitivity makes this a rather literal expression) and is sleeping off another rough, restless night, so...

Oklahoma, mid-May, I just turned the furnace back on.

I would blame global warming, but, really, this is just Oklahoma as usual: nothing about Oklahoma weather is ever usual. Not even heat in August.

Tue 2014 May 13, 9:26am
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It is better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to attempt to type a comment and have Autoincorrect make sure you look like one.

Tue 2014 May 13, 9:20am
On Ace of Spades

Anna Puma: you're printing on the wrong side.

Policy rejects my comments repeatedly. Giving up for nite. Hope THIS one posts!

Tue 2014 May 13, 9:05am
On Ace of Spades

Let's all pretend everything is normal!

Tue 2014 May 13, 8:54am
On Ace of Spades

I kept trying to say I approve of Rove's new hobby, Hillary-taunting, and that I hope he is fully occupied with it through 2017, but Pixy won't let me say it.

Tue 2014 May 13, 8:51am
On Ace of Spades

OF COURSE it takes the test, but not the 15 preceding attempts at actual commentary. Yup. Pixy's better than ever!

X|

Tue 2014 May 13, 8:47am
On Ace of Spades

test test #16 to post another comment

Tue 2014 May 13, 8:05am
On Ace of Spades

Thoughts from yesterday morning, as posted on my own super secret hidden private website (niclink):

OMG, they finally got Ace!

I knew I should've made another donation of support!

Oboy! They're installing the new software!

All those helpless morons, starting blankly!

Vic, helplessly struck alone with ask the news!

Hey, how would I contact anyone? I don't do FB or Twit.

Where's the backup blog?

What am I going to do while I drink coffee & wake up?

Tue 2014 May 13, 7:58am
On Ace of Spades

I am stunned to learn that Pixy is... a person? people? I thought Pixy was software or magic or something.

This is almost as stunning as the silly rumor someone once posted that Ace is an actual person, not just the local Alfred E Newman mascot of the horde's invention.

Mon 2014 May 12

Mon 2014 May 12, 11:35pm
On Ace of Spades HQ Blackout Blog

Two gerbils One Wheel – the reason Pixy went down, of course

White Guys We Suck – HuffPo actually thought it was real?

House Explodes / BLEVE – watched them cued up together. Boom. BOOM!

And the haruumph clip of Blazing Saddles to round out our viewing experience.

All picked up from here. Thanks, folks.

Here, let me embed them all again for you…

BWHAHAHAHA I wouldn’t do that to you.

Good night, Gracies. See you on the Real Blog mañana.

Mon 2014 May 12, 7:01pm
On Ace of Spades Dark Blog

Wow! They upgraded the software! #twoweeks is over! This is really great. Avatoirs!

What? The old site is still the same?

Just as well. [i]There aren’t any comment numbers here![/i] Uh, I mean, There aren’t any comment numbers here!

Just checking if I can comment, and checking in. Don’t suppose Obamacare covers Blog Withdrawal Syndrome. Helluva thing to have to catch up on all these posts after thinking there were no posts all day. (Wasn’t that a Donovan song?)

Oh, uh, the topic? Um.. Can we lucid dream the blog ware is actually upgraded? Or at least back up?

Sun 2014 May 11

Sun 2014 May 11, 11:51pm
On Ace of Spades

Oh, thank you for the pic of Omar Sharif. Just because of the look on his pan. Not the one above, amusing as it is. The one at the end of the Sharif part of the oh my god I can't believe I clicked on another time-wasting Cracked article after which I just had to give up and couldn't read the rest of the post or the messages and am just going to head home and pass out.

Nitey nite, y'all. Sweep it all under the rug before morning.

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