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Wed 2014 Apr 23

Wed 2014 Apr 23, 7:52am
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"To remember, I am my brother's keeper. I am my sister's keeper. " - Pres Easter msg

It has long been said, the devil can quote scripture for his own ends. The demon in the White House is not that skilled at it. But tries.

Genesis 4:9 Then the Lord said to Cain, "Where is Abel your brother?" He said, "I do not know. Am I my brother's keeper?"

Wed 2014 Apr 23, 12:32am
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Man, I've been had again, haven't I? And there was nothing down that alley but some old nasty-looking barrel that was making weird noises. Thanks a lot.

Did one of you people pull this order? I'm trying to make a living doing this, you know! Doggone it! If you're going to prank, order something good. Not like I can take this $##T home. The dog wouldn't touch it.

Wed 2014 Apr 23, 12:21am
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Hi. I've got the order for ten thick-crust gluten-free arugula and jickima pizzas, hold the cheese, delivered to E. Wok at the Ace of Spades Headquarters. I'm having a little trouble finding the place. Can someone give me instructions exactly where you are?

Tue 2014 Apr 22

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 9:45am
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Posted by: mindful webworker - * at April 22, 2014 09:42 AM (IpHyk)

If you can read this in the dark, I like

Workers of the World
COEXIST!

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 9:42am
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Jeb or Hillary? Hillary or Jeb?? Decisions, decisions....
Posted by: Buddha

No, let me make it easy for you.

as someone said couple days ago

Clinton / Bush 2016
Uniparty Ticket

I'll have posters ready later today.

Looking for catchphrase.

"The cream of two mighty dynasties!"

"what difference does an amnesty of love make if it takes a pillage"

"Vote New World Order. Or not, doesn't matter, the fix is in."

...?

___

can y'all hear me out there?

does anyone know where this door in the bottom of the barrel leads? hmmm.....

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 9:29am
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P.M. — Being in the severe NE corner of Oklahoma — the unincorporated state of Green Country (no relation to the Green movement) which includes parts of Ark, Mo, and Kansas, I tend to be a bit teasing about them. Thanks for your "corrections."

And +1 for KS, the kids protesting Michelle! Bwah hahaw! Kenyan Kamelot is so over!

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 9:22am
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I always thought the floor would be sticky. It's... slimy!

and me in my sock feet. Note to self: Put on waders before attempting html tricks on AoS.

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 9:17am
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ahhhh not the barrel.. nooooooooooo

gurgle

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 9:15am
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HR» Conservatives of all sexual tendencies gave up on "business owners' rights" when they cheerleaded--even spearheaded--smoking bans prohib of alcohol, criminalization of marijuana, the drug war, and, yes, tobacco bans. Among other social "conservative" ways to expand government where it oughtn't.

Corrected and expanded for accuracy.

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 9:08am
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» Edam cheese?... wax...

Made me laugh.

But.. yellow cheese.. wouldn't that be, um, AmerIndian on the outside, Asian on the... I de louse myself.

And probably, Oklahoma has some amazing AmerIndian-Asians. We seem to have some of everything, the chunky stew in the middle of the melting pot.

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 8:52am
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Musical for kids: Music Man?

Assuming no "ew, old stuff" attitudes. Our kids were raised to appreciate a broad spectrum of entertainment. They have cousins who couldn't watch Wonderful Life with us because it was in b&w!

And... I'm triggered to want cheesy hashbrowns...

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 8:38am
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OKLAHOMA MILITIA JOINS FIGHT WITH FEDS...
Ready to take up arms if needed...
(Drudge headlines)

Drudge sensationalism, 'natch, but intriguing. And the people are very serious. The heat is on. Bundy is a real heads-up. Cattle-killing, ranch-confiscating federales are as welcome here as revenooers in the Kentuck hills.

How the Oklahoma state government is going to deal with the Feds in coming years - and with home-grown Contitutionalists - should prove veddy veddy int'resting. The state is conservative, but statehouses get riddled with Statists, and OKC is no exception. Besides the general lame RINOcity of the age, the dumbed-down electorate.

Our "most conservative speaker ever" of the Okla. house is running for Coburn's Senate seat. The racist Republican (but I stutter) has the nerve to be not one but two protected ethnicities, so he's an Oreo and a ... what's the AmerIndian equivalent? Apple?

Our other Senator was on Levin recently taking about requiring essentially congressional line-item approval on the runaway executive regulations. Although I've heard not another word about it since, that would cut the Leviathan's feeding tube.

North of OK: Kansas, home of Sebelius and Westboro. East of us: home of Clinton and Huckabee. West of us: New Mexico liberalism with scattered conservative pockets. Touching the panhandle: Colorado, 'nuff said. Touching us to the East, Missouri, much like N.M. Our closest ally-neighbor, Texas, is being attacked from the South, and from within by its cities, and of course by the Federal Enemy.

Only one state has every county voting Republican Blue in every Presidential contest for many years.

Starting to feel a bit isolated... surrounded.... in this war....

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 7:42am
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If you love them
Then you must
permit them
Somewhere that they've
never been before (legally)

Words of love
So soft and tender
Won't turn a non-citizen's head anymooorrrre...

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 7:20am
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Just opened the front door and all six critters rushed out into the incipient day. (All were cabin feverish from yesterday's rain, I expect.) This means I can go prepare their commestibles in solitary, undisturbed peace for a change. BRB.

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 7:15am
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God said, let us be family; let us make a universe of creatures in our image.

The devil said, why's all this energy being wasted on raising more family? Especially those icky material mortals! And God who? We're all equal gods here, we can do anything we want. Here, hold my beer....

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 7:08am
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Gmac - you couldn't handle the Vic mode.

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 7:02am
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Gabe has learned "zen content" from Andy?

Morning, Glories.

Tue 2014 Apr 22, 7:01am
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Passed out last night trying to find out what people were talking about with Hat's grandmother. Found the messages this morning. Trying to search for "political hat" won't work on AoSHQ's socklist-topping Bartholomew Cubbins. Had to search on " hat" which brings up Capt Hate, among other things.

The wonders of modern communication!

Howdy, people. New thread up.

Mon 2014 Apr 21

Mon 2014 Apr 21, 11:16am
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uh oh... caught up again. am I going to have to go read the Taxicab Depressions article, now?

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Reviews on here have me thinking of seeing Winter Soldier in the actual theater. Last time I paid for sticky floors was the first Cap flick. But... but... $ to Hollyweird!! But... Captain sock the Nazis Jack F'ing Kirby flag-wearing America! But... Hollyweird...

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Alternatively, do I want to go watch another movie with Jesus as whispering wimpy hippie? The trailer actually looked good - serious trailer style as If it were all new. And the story... even just the trailer gets me dusty-eyed. But... but...

Jesus doesn't have to be John Wayne. But when I think of rugged Galilean fishermen, I relate them to, for example, Oklahoma ranchers I've known. Devout, educated, practical-minded men. (See #271.) You don't get such men to abandon their lives and follow you with flashy miracles or sweet speeches. His very presence would have to be commanding. His gaze steady. His demeanor like granite, beyond all his spiritual presence and wisdom.

Tough to cast, so I've always cut dramatizations some slack, but... could he at least stand up straight?!?

Mon 2014 Apr 21, 10:38am
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woof! Just plowed through both morning threads in record time. Maybe getting up late and speed-reading instead of following & chatting is the way to go? Except, now my head is flooded with all I've read about and all the comments I would've made, all clumped up together!

Well, back to reading.

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