A good pre-morning from the middle of the continent.
"The ONT does not rise and fall on any single moron or moronette."
This I see as I peek back in before even getting coffee. Hm. Did I miss anything? or something? on the way to barely making the triple-six, besides, people!?
Well, #1 was well-said, I thought. "Friendliest relaxed sleezy dodgy biker bar on the internet" is just not snappy enough to replace Smart Military Blog, though. Needs a snappy acronym.
I'm using iPad now. It tried to change Nic to webworms?
Posted by: Carol
Carol, Please! I'll be webworms soon enough, don't hurry the process. Put "webworker" in your dictionary. 
But then... why would you have "webworms" in your spell checker???? Hmmmmmmmm
'Nite.
ONT: the best late-night variety show off the air. or on.
Thanks, Friend Maetenloch.
I've got no time to hang out tonight.
In fact, as the sun is rising earlier, so will I, which means I'm becoming more likely to see the draggy, bleary-eyed sunrise end of the ONT than the perky, big-eyed, sweet, furry, fluffy... oh, sorry, I was looking at the puppy and kitten again.
Whatever.
Play nice. Think twice.
When abusing the toaster
unplug the device.
No Uncertain Terms
More and more often, the rabid Left are being open and honest about their totalitarian goals. Are we really so far along that the destruction of liberty is a fait accompli for the Progressives?
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=4987
P.S. The vid is from our own "Mindful Webworks"
Deprived of Vic, I wandered off to Drudge.
"Brain Implant Lets One Monkey Control Another"
http://m.livescience.com/43443-monkey-brain-controls-another-monkey.html
In the future, Regressives can skip that tedious education-indoctrination system.
In Soviet Union, Pez dispense YOU!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Oh, thanks, friend Sefton. My post stuck out amongst the Kiev quips like a cymbal-clanging windup monkey at a prayer meeting, but you helped tie it in. 
I was trying to edit the Sig and the cell starts reloading the page. I thought at first I'd just lost all I'd writen and was surprised to see it had posted. I'd be more embarrassed about such a TL ramble, except, I'm too relieved it wasn't all list. Virtual is a funny reality.
I never had a Pez dispenser as a kid. (Insert "you had Pez dispensers? We had to make do with" joke here.) I don't think I ever quite 'got' a toy that shoots candy out of its neck. And that you just eat the candy because filling the dispenser has such a low rate of return on the effort.
Several years back, my kids got me a Hammy the Squirrel Pez disp... is dispenser what they're called? That's what I've always called 'em, but now that I'm typing that over and over, I wonder... anyway... Hammy the hyper crazy squirrel from Over the Hedge. Hilariously semi-obscure character for Pez disp.
So, checking out the leftover Valentine's candy at the grocery, I see Pez, so I include that with the cinnamon redhots I'm loading up on for Milady's cinnamon apple pies.
When I get home, and unwrap a Pez candy pack... every candy was broken. Most of the next one, too. After three packs, I'd found enough complete candies to fill Hammy. Just what I remembered - too much hassle. Hammy goes back on the Collectables shelf with the "action figures" of Dr Who #4 and Marie Antoinette with pop-off head.
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I dreamed Backhoe had to have his collie put down. I sure hope that was a dream! But apparently you guys are really starting to get inside my head. Perhaps I should find other bedtime reading than the ONT.
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Earlier, I sat staring at the morning post, sitting naked of comments, decided I had nothing worth "First"-ing about, then went off and wrote all this. Now to go read what you dream people are writing.
Morning, Glories! God bless y'alls' day.
Communism is not that kind of party, dude!
20th Century's main cause of death & continuing.
(link in nick to relatively brief webwork so titled)
Now to go read the post. 
"these days they keep their devil-worship subtle and intangible as best they can." -Kinley Ardal
I seem to recall some prominent chanting for Satan in Texas.
And augering for a devil statue with a child on the devil's lap next to 10 Commandments in Okla.
If they're being subtle now....
Pets need feeding. Day needs doing. It being Monday and all.
Y'think mebbe Gabe had that ready yesterday and just Fed's it to today?
:: SCRATTTTTCH ::
All right! I'm getting kibbles!
Reduce a few government buildings to rubble & that shit'll stop. -rickb223
OKC 1994 Apr 19. I remember the day, so clear and bright. I watched live as they went through the rubble. I've stood in the memorial, gazed at the little chairs representing the day care center victims.
No.
"9 days (1 week 2 days) left" -phoenixgirl
I was going to ask if this had been explained, but I was going to wait for 7 days. So, I'm not asking.
"Ms Finley had rented a VHS copy of romantic comedy Monster In Law, starring Jennifer Lopez and Jane Fonda."
I take back everything I said about the injustice of Ms Finley's incarceration.
"This is old, but it's what I think of now every time I hear that. http://is.gd/coASbp" -HR
"Public housing residents say being in a room where an outside party regulates the heat is like sitting behind the steering wheel while someone else drunk-drives the car."
fixd
Look. I have enough problem remembering what day it is. Do not fuck me with on this, Gabriel.
Posted by: alexthechick
A virtual Monday. You know, after the Presidents Day holiday.
"And Amazon is trying to drive away customers with this shit widely spread on their front page."
Don't know what that was, but I got a big one of those circling the drain icons and my browser locked up requiring close/reopen.
Cells suk.
Insulate the attic.
Upgrade all the windows.
Replace that old, inefficient furnace.
Put in smart thermostats.
All so you cm be comfortable at home without wasting energy and money.
Your reward?
Higher energy prices.
Rolling blackouts.
"The rest of the world won't let us keep our thermostats set at 72°."
Government remote control of your home utilities.
By the time your house is being taken for public greenspace, it hardly matters.
The Green Wars have only begun.
I know, this post looks like a Monty Doom article.
http://tinyurl.com/nt25gej
Posted by: Vic
Only, bolder.
(Surely I wasn't the first on that pun!)
