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Fri 2014 Feb 14

Fri 2014 Feb 14, 6:46am
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"shoots a horse pulling an Amish buggy with the family in it. Unbelievably he is charged with misdemeanors."

Used to be, 'round here, you get caught red-handed thieving horses or cattle, it was rope, tree, little assembly required, much less trial. Don't know what they'd've done for shooting a horse pulling a family, but it would probably make hanging seem pleasant comparatively.

At least punishment still serves as deterrent. :eyeroll:

Fri 2014 Feb 14, 6:36am
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"The problem with CA is they are never held accountable for their stupid shit, including massive deficit spending."

Oh, there always comes a reckoning.... eventually.... but meanwhile, yes, "try the patience of a saint" does come to mind.

Fri 2014 Feb 14, 6:32am
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"Europe has a long history of persecuting Joos."

Vic, trying out his new "subtly understated" mode.

Fri 2014 Feb 14, 6:28am
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...conservatives will eat that up, favoring intentions over results as they do currently....

Conservatives are interested in winning AFAICT. Just not in selling out on principle to win. That is practically definitional.

I suppose that may be unclear to the unprincipled.

One gains nothing by selling one's soul.

Again, that may be unclear to the soulless.

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Morning, glories. This day's off to a start.

Fri 2014 Feb 14, 12:15am
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PSA @142 with clarification @192, but it's been pretty slow. -cthulhu

Thanks. Virtual reality... emphasis is sometimes on 'reality' part.

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Gingy is knitting ampersands with not-cocaine. -GGE

Ho-kay, then, bizniz as usual. So I can sleep, knowing this.

goodnight, Gracies

Thu 2014 Feb 13

Thu 2014 Feb 13, 11:59pm
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Anything of great import I should know aabout from today's AoSHQ commentary? Had to spend my attention elsewhere, today, alas.

Train whistles and thunders a comfortable distance away. Dog rumbles in response. The house is actually warm, almost. And very soon I'll be too asleep to enjoy it all.

Thu 2014 Feb 13, 9:23am
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Daily Caller links on my cell just show up as one of those circling the drain symbols, nothing else. Like there's supposed to be an overlay one could close, but, only endless loopy arrow.

Intriguing approach to content.

Thu 2014 Feb 13, 8:10am
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Process for launching a text link in a new tab from an Ace of Spades HQ comment on the iClone cell running Opera Mini:

1. Press & hollllllld until link highlights, maybe

2. Struggle to move little arrows to actually highlight link; revert to 1 frequently.

3. Tap "select" (if it still shows up, if not, back to step 1)

4. Should the selection menu actually appear, be careful to hit "copy," or it's back to step 1.

5. Hit the little button that brings up what passes for tabs.

6. Stab at a new tab.

7. Press and hollllllld in address bar until the menu pops up.

8. Sometimes accidentally hit "copy"; return to step 1 – otherwise, choose "paste"

9. Waiiiit for keyboard to pop up

10. Hit Enter. Eventually your page may load.

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Same thing on, say, a Wordpress blog comment:

1. Press & hollllld on link for menu.

2. Choose "open in new tab."

#twoweeks

Thu 2014 Feb 13, 6:59am
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HBD to lincolntf. Prayers for CrotchetyOldJarhead's uncle and mom.

I always say these things in my head. Don't always get them out.

Thu 2014 Feb 13, 6:53am
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Mary Cloggenstein's comment seemed rather aimless, almost generic. In need of a good hook on which to hang a harangue these troubled times, perhaps.

Thu 2014 Feb 13, 6:34am
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999 to go...

siiiiigh

Coffee break's over. Everybody back on your knees.

Thu 2014 Feb 13, 6:26am
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Predicted to be sunny and in the 50s℉ today & tomorrow, 60s on Saturday.

I barely remember what those numbers mean. The remaining ice will be gone by this evening!

But if I could, I'd share those degrees with frozen fellow morons who didn't have the good sense to be in Oklahoma.

Wed 2014 Feb 12

Wed 2014 Feb 12, 10:20am
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you lookin for these?
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Wed 2014 Feb 12, 7:37am
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ah. coffee cup's empty. read all the way to my last comment. cats have been patient with me, but the time has come for kibbles!

Wed 2014 Feb 12, 7:16am
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"North Carolina's anti-abortion license plate is unconstitutional because the state doesn't provide the same forum for motorists on the other side of the contentious issue...."

Oklahoma has had these for a long time. I'm surprised this wasn't contested before now, 'cause just what that judgment said was what I thought first time I saw them.

Like prayer in public school or the Commandments on the courthouse lawn, it's an open invitation. Atheists must be protected from religion - it's in the living Constitution!

Wed 2014 Feb 12, 7:09am
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"Here are the RINOs who voted to spend your money with no strings attached...."

Those DARN Republicans! That DARN GOP!

Oh, wait, wait..., nobody from my Republican state seems to be on the list. WUWT?

Wed 2014 Feb 12, 7:05am
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Lorne Greene (Mk.I Cmdr. Adama)

Yet one more reason I could never get into that show.

"Little Joe, you go saddle up the space cruisers. Hoss, go get Adam. I'll get Hop Sing to replicate us some grub."

Wed 2014 Feb 12, 7:01am
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Good News... Bad News... -J.J. Sefton

It was worth saying twice.

Wed 2014 Feb 12, 6:55am
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Hoo boy! Only 1000 shoping days left 'til the termination of the Constitutional Democratic Republic!

PARTY ON, America!
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Rope-weaving and gallows-constructing classes proving strangely popular at vo-techs.

Mornin' glories! Coffee's brewed.

Tue 2014 Feb 11

Tue 2014 Feb 11, 9:11am
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pardon a slight sock adjustment before I get on w RL

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