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Mon 2014 Feb 10

Mon 2014 Feb 10, 7:28am
On Ace of Spades

"Survived both Hitler and the Hungarian communists. Went through some tough personal situations here...."

Seems t'me, surviving those two ought to make one able to face whatever else might be "tough."

RIP Irene. -J.J. Sefton

And she had her fans on here, thanks to you.

I hope this isn't inappropriate to add, but if the Almighty grants the Great Mercy, it surely would be for the resurrection of such a soul.

Mon 2014 Feb 10, 7:13am
On Ace of Spades

my wife is up early for jury duty
jury duty
jury duty
my wife is up early for jury duty
so erly in the morrrrning

Is there any aspect of the Justice system that doesnt need overhaul?

Mornin' glories!

Mon 2014 Feb 10, 12:13am
On Ace of Spades

I just happened to be thinking (always a dangerous venture for me)...

Superman[ is the archetypal hero, the Herculean man-god of the Space Age. No matter how the mythos may be tortured by the trademark's owners, the true, simple, humble, heroic spirit of the big blue boy scout, the noble American from Kansas who also happened to be a powerful demigod, is universally inspiring.

In the absence of true theological understanding, estranged from the mainstream of apostolic messaging, bereft of a supportive congregation, the Spirit still cries to the soul; there can still be idealism, belief in that which can be known but not shown, an unrecognized but perhaps still saving child-like faith.

Good night, Gracies.

Sun 2014 Feb 9

Sun 2014 Feb 9, 10:52pm
On Ace of Spades

What about Sven? -Underground Vulgarian

If that was in reply to mine, pardon the obscure remark. I just meant, he isn't in the top 10s this week. Hope the prolific one is dealing well.

Sun 2014 Feb 9, 10:45pm
On Ace of Spades

1. I am not on either top 10 this week. Yay.

2. God bless sven.

Speaking of God bless,

3. cthulhu, thanks for the link to Joffen's obituary. Sadly, I feel I know more about him now that I know about almost anyone here. I feel I would have liked to have a hearty debate with him on some subjects, and maybe talk about a shared love of Superman and comics. Siiiigh.

4. Wrote the above, then 4, then sat here a long time thinking about life and afterlife and divine mercy. Guess I just had 3.

Sun 2014 Feb 9, 9:01am
On Ace of Spades

"Scott Adams made Asok gay..."

What? I quit reading comic strips a while back, but Asok is the weird little guy that's like the fellow everybody abuses and looks down on, right? Is Adams anti-homo or striving for realism? (I denounce myself for that last, of course.)

Sun 2014 Feb 9, 7:25am
On Ace of Spades

In military news from the near future:

The USS Vagina Monologues is hosting a get-together on-board to welcome a contingent of oppressed Chinese homosexuals. Watercress sandwiches and pink champagne will be served.

"It's all part of the military's new commission to 'reach out to all the world's oppressed people unless they're straight, white, or Christian," said Rear Admiral Paisley Rainbows.

Sun 2014 Feb 9, 7:21am
On Ace of Spades

And now... news from the near future.

The EPA has issued a new regulation banning the use of "handed-centric" and "arm-enabled" light bulbs. All bulbs and sockets in the future must now be the new plug-in style. All plug-in light bulbs must also be wi-fi enabled.

In another ruling, flush toilets are now prohibited as they use too much water. Sewage treatment plant shutdowns in the East are expected to enforce the new regulation by Spring.

Sat 2014 Feb 8

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 8:47am
On Ace of Spades

"The lake is 92 percent frozen, toppling a 20-year-old record of 91 percent set on Feb. 5, 1994." -TheQuietMan

Less than three months later, my family moved out of Chicago.

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 8:42am
On Ace of Spades

Danger Girl after 40: More Dangerous Than Ever!

Many happy returns.

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 8:33am
On Ace of Spades

"It's not Obama's 'ethnicity' that concerns me, it is his origin as a spawn of the devil that scares me." -Hrothgar

Milady Webworker, daughter, and I just last night finished re-watching the Doctor Who where

((Old Episode Spoilers))

the Master returns and becomes Prime Minister of Britain. In 18 months, he came out of nowhere, manufactured a complete backstory and fabricated a sham marriage. Despised all the folks who helped elevate him to office and proceeded to destroy government and installed himself as absolute dictator, all to the adulation of his enchanted fans.

Seemed strangely familiar.

(Ironically, the US President was a rock-jawed hardass take-charge guy. (Who got killed off, of course (and stayed killed off even after the death of billions of people was reversed.)))

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 8:24am
On Ace of Spades

"next winter games...Tulsa..."
-thunderb

Da, y'all. Iz modern Americanski city, Comrade. Toilets accept paper!

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 8:19am
On Ace of Spades

"...a picture of the Barrel.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/selection-du-weekend-74-..." -Anna Puma

AGH! Cannot be unseen. I knew the Barrel was bad, but I never knew it was madness-inducing!

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 7:46am
On Ace of Spades

I don't know I Ace gets any pennies for click-throughs on his ads, but quite often I find I've punched up an ad instead of a link. So, even though I just close the tab, I hope they count it in his favor.

The dipped strawberries do look good.... (I suppose we don't all see the same ads?)

*

Snow and ice cover the yard. Uniform steel blue-gray covers the sky. Still cold, but warmer enough that a light fog shrouds the pasture and the woods in the distance. Today, perhaps, the last of the ice will melt from the roads. Warmer days predicted. After a little more snow.

That's the report from NE OK.

Time to feed the pesks & stuf.

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 7:36am
On Ace of Spades

"I do not care what SCOAMFs ethnicity is either. He's bad for the US." -Carol

The primary "reason" his insane racist cult thought he would be Teh Perfect Won, his kewl coloredness, is the one thing no thinking person really cares about one bit.

When I say I only think about his ethnicity when it's brought up... thank goodness that's hardly never.

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 7:21am
On Ace of Spades

Empire1, maybe mentioned, but you want to prepend http:// to the blog name url. Or, just http:/ since you already have one /. J

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 7:16am
On Ace of Spades

"Okay, I took the plunge and started a Wordpress blog...." -Empire1

((Adds to list of sites I want to but rarely do, visit — including my own — because I'm stuck reading AoS.))

(Hey, I just thought, shift-n is a hyphen, so if I hold on it... yes, there is the — dash. I do not take back all the things I've said about my cell, notwithstanding.)

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 7:02am
On Ace of Spades

He's (wait for it)… BLACK.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Y'know what's funny? I never, ever think about his ethnicity unless I'm reminded of it.

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 6:58am
On Ace of Spades

"...It gets so bad a number of dems turn on him and make a deal with pubs. They go for impeachment and removal....." -Fat Freddy's Cat

Nixon was hounded from office over a manufactured crisis that wouldn't fit in the change pocket of just one of momjeans' real crises.

I watched him resign. His reasons no doubt were manifold, but I do believe for all Dick's problems, in part, he resigned for love of this country.

Barry has no such concerns or honor. He will not go easily.

I got to wondering this morning, just how insulated is he, really? Does he know what a world-wide laughingstock he has become? Does he yet understand how thoroughly disgusted folks, even many in his cult, jare becoming with him? And if he did know, would it matter?

Sat 2014 Feb 8, 6:41am
On Ace of Spades

"Researchers say 'voice votes' are useless. They are sometimes used by party hacks to drive measures through when they do not have the needed support." -Vic

Further research suggests water may be wet, and in separate studies, a man's IQ may be inversely proportional to the size of the bewbies on the woman he's talking to.

I want some of those grants to study the painfully obvious!

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