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Thu 2014 Jan 23

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 11:19pm
On Ace of Spades

((throws tiny objects back into room))

GAG! Those weren't m_m's. I want my amperands back!

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 11:12pm
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((opens door, looks around))

GOOD GAW! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING? Don't you know what TIME it is? Don't you know there's a WAR on?

Oh, look! m_m's on the buffet!

((stuffs pockets, dashes out the door))

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 8:10pm
On Ace of Spades

The link, it seems, Ace was attempting:

http://dailym.ai/1hoY3EN

Scary, possibly N too SFW.

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 8:07pm
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NYT didn't leave as much white space to work with as Time did on the Hillary cover, but we can work with this...

Mindful Webworks disavows any relationship with the subsequent Time Magazine cover, "Mindful Revolution."

eh? nikclik.

"Oh, and the Daily Mail has the sad story of a porn star with Posted by: Ace at 08:58 PM"

I don't want that fixed. I like it just the way it are. Classic.

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 7:27pm
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Don't want someone dowdy.
Keep our country rowdy!
Gowdy! Gowdy! Gowdy!
Rawhide...

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 7:16pm
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Ace>> Perry would have to go out of his way to prove that he is smart.

He could go on Letterman again!

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 10:59am
On Ace of Spades

And that one night (only a few hours, thanks, Mom!) that my buddy & I spent in jail, between the psycho killer and the guy with the DTs? That was at my climate chilling date's father's insistance, over protests of the officers. Completely unrelated to the blind date years earlier.

High school. Good times. Good times.

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 10:53am
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Yup now that is global warming- the globes of her ass at least - Nevergiveup

Speaking of globes, the best line if the evening was my buddy's date saying, mind if I take off my coat, as she was doing it.

We did not object. Did I mention she was Italian? (His date. Mine was dark scandi or something.)

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 10:37am
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Bumper sticker on libtard teacher's car at my daughter's grade school:
"Overpopulation is the single greatest threat to the planet today"

In no way do I endorse or condone even seemingly trivial and "harmless" vandalizing.

But were I of such a frame of mind, I might think about the application of an additional sticker, "I want to kill myself!"

(Did I get that phrase right? On the cell, too lazy/hasty to check the archives. The works with any cartoon thing.)

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 10:30am
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I used to get a bad case of global warming on dates in high school? -Nevergiveup

Some day I must set down the burned-into-memory story of a double blind date with a buddy of mine. Upshot was, the passenger side of my Mustang had to be defrosted afterward, while my buddy's date in the back seat left scorch marks.

Feminigenic Auto Climate Chaos

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 10:16am
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Sometimes I lament being so old, when I realize how the very language changes, in ways I resist.

Like when "bad" meant bad, not good.

Or, when being "chivalrous" was a good and welcome and admirable thing.

Or when "scientific method" (largely the process of falsification) didn't mean "Why should I make the data available to you, when your aim is to try and find something wrong with it?"

Just don't understand the way these kids talk today.. !

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 10:04am
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Doo Wa Diddy Diddy[ Dum Diddy Doo?
Posted by: rickb223

FIFY.... IIRC....

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 9:57am
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ſŒ vvhåť îf ſømęõňě űſêſ fůñńÿ çhąřãçţëřſ?

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 9:32am
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FTR

Don't care about Nugent, or whatev he said. Or any of the following folks...

but... looking at this...

"Martin Bashir, Alec Baldwin, the NBC producer and two reporters who manipulated the Zimmerman 911 tapes...."

Bashir -wished scatalogical debasement
Alec Baldwin - actual racist words, right?
NBC producer, reporters - caught in a lie
Dan Rather - caught in stupid lie +

There are distinct lines they had to cross.

Nugent - not scat'. overtly racist, nor untruthful. Not comparable.

My 2¢

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 9:21am
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Just a little reminder....

...whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. ...

...when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

Bums. Defenestration. Some throwing off required.

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 8:38am
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Questions of efficacy or suitability to purpose I will decide for myself, thank you.
- torquewrench at January 23, 2014 09:05 AM (gqT4g)

Let's have no more of that kind of crazy talk! Experts, Elitists, and Know-Betters gotta eat!

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 8:29am
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Got any more backstory or ya gonna make me ixquick it?
http://tinyurl.com/2lh3xt
Posted by: Sean Bannion

Thanks! I prolly woulda jus wikipeed. This looks good.

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 7:36am
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"Marotta had argued that he had waived his parental rights and didn't intend to be a father. ... Judge...rejected that claim, saying the parties didn't involve a licensed physician in the artificial insemination process and thus Marotta didn't qualify as a sperm donor."

So, if you have some kind of official sanction, you can spread your little guys around without being considered the father, but otherwise you're the daddy.

It was said of divorce, but I'm still reminded of the phrase, It was not thus in the day's of Eden.

Dudes: Your chromosomes, your responsibility. Is that so crazy?

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 7:29am
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"How one can advocate for killing unborn children, yet not support killing criminals is beyond my cognitive abilities." -Anthony L.

When everything's been said ad nauseum on a topic, especially recently, like about this inappropriate conflation which was extensively answered just a couple days ago, we should have links back to the most cogent previous responses; save on bytes.

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 7:20am
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"On this day in 1506, the Swiss Guard was founded when 150 Swiss soldiers arrived in Rome to protect Pope Julius II." -Lincolntf

Always wondered how that came about. Lessee, 1506 was... um... Got any more backstory or ya gonna make me ixquick it?

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