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Thu 2014 Jan 23

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 7:11am
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"Being a hangman is actually a very skilled task. And it is likely we would have to import one."
Posted by: Vic

Don't get Saddam's. Although... now he's had practice....

Turn out a Hangman emulator game, and you'll have all the skilled hangmen you nerd in a generation.

I meant need. But I liked the typo, so I left it.

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 6:59am
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"Where is the outrage from the MFM? "

I think it's well past time to put that phrase to bed.

Equivalent to...

"Where is the outrage from Pravda?"

"Where is the outrage from Xinhua?"

"Why isn't the PR firm hired by the company attacking their employers?"

etc

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 6:44am
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Speaking of difficult tourist attracting, does anyone know if the Egyptian antiquities dude got his job back? Don't recall the name, but he really was proud of the antiquities. and deeply hurt by the Islam fanatics threat.

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 6:41am
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12° now and ... falling for another hour here, the cell tells me.

Hey, Gabe, if I can crawl out of bed in this ice box to read.... uh ... then, ... something. Gosh, I guess it is a little chilly... wits are frozen. Hurry, coffee!

Thu 2014 Jan 23, 12:08am
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say hello to the hearty folk for me. sleeeeeeeeep.....

Wed 2014 Jan 22

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 11:59pm
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Yay! LadyW just let ol' Spark in. All critters accounted for. All is well. Relatively. For the moment. Ya takes whatcha gets.

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 11:56pm
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Temps dropping fast her in NE OK. Biting wind. One cat didn't come home tonight ('yet' he added, hopefully).

34 a little while ago. Heading for... 8 tonight. brr

Climate Roller Coaster!

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 11:21pm
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Also dredged from Drudge: GOOGLE Glass app lets wearers watch themselves have sex from partner's POV.

Um...

¡ew!

On the list of things I don't want to see, this would seem to rank on up there.

But I can see it as a marital aid, possibly just the thing, for Narcissists married to wookies.

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 11:14pm
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HOWDY! 'SUP?

Let's play "Fill In the Blank."

Drudge obviously left off a word or phrase from the end of a headline. Can you help complete it for him?

PBS to honor Sarah Silverman, Lena Dunham as 'Women Who Make America _______________'

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 9:26am
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Yeah... but how do you write "Revelation 21:8" so that it's noticed, but still looks tasteful?
Posted by: AllenG

Funny world. My trusty old KJV sits easily within arm's reach but I can find Rev 21 much faster searching Bible Gateway... and multiple versions, not just KJV. Keeps me from wearing out those delicate ricepaper pages, but dust on the Bible looks bad.

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 8:57am
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Theologically speaking it goes either of two ways.
-AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at January 22, 2014 09:21 AM (PYAXX)

Having made my little joke, I wasn't going to reply to the slave remark, so I'm glad you did, Allen, especially as your two possible ways was so well thought through & well-stated.

You should have a blog.

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 8:15am
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"Council on Women and Girls" - LadyW says this is ValJar's deal. Whatever it's about.

Burkas will be supplied.

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 8:12am
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Posted by: webworker at January 22, 2014 09:05 AM (WQhht)

I agree with you about the cake and how a Christian should respond. It's something along the lines of Matthew 5:41 "If someone compels you to go a mile, go two miles with them.".

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 8:09am
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Re my previous, since I spoke to Christian living, I should add that more than one person has told me I'm no Christian.

But many of my friends are.

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 8:05am
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A true Christian will not make a toxic cake.

A true Christian would not make an inferior cake.

A true Christian would render unto Caesar by making a good cake.

Then deliver that cake with the message that it is filled with Christian love. blessings, and a superabundance of prayers for their salvation from sin.

Then, a cynical-minded Christian would quietly chuckle thinking of all the things the partiers would imagine that meant about the contents of the cake. But not mean-spiritedly.

It's not about the cake, of course, but if the devil can use it so can the angels.

Theology matters.

Wed 2014 Jan 22, 12:31am
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What kind of world is this?

The kind where I go on Drudge and read

Motorist with man lodged in windshield drives home, locks car and goes inside...

and I think...

What, again??

Howdy y'all.

Tue 2014 Jan 21

Tue 2014 Jan 21, 9:54am
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Monotheism and morality are not scientifically meaningful, but are both reasonable and, to my thinking, the Inevitable Conclusion, philosophically and theologically.

Intelligence, personality, souls of survival value... I would not deny the Almighty the possibility of any kind of generation of children.

Thus, if we can create true self-aware intelligence in our electronic brains, perhaps they will recognize that conclusion as I do, and far more swiftly than any of us get to it, and then, being of superior processing power unbounded by animal-minded urges, they will live morally and reflect the reality of faith-driven life.

Also, the extraterrestrials are friendly.

Tue 2014 Jan 21, 9:40am
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Okay, I'm done talking to myself in the olde threade.
Posted by: webworker

Finally.

Tue 2014 Jan 21, 9:37am
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Okay, I'm done talking to myself in the olde threade.

Tue 2014 Jan 21, 9:36am
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What I missed while blabbing:

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If you're on the weekend on MSLSD, you're at the bottom of the barrel in your field.

Capt Hate: Caught that on Levin. LOL'd. And he said barrel, not field. Then he said that barrel has no bottom.

I wondered about the one here....

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Peter Sellers was supposed to star in The Five Thousand Vaginas of Dr. T, but the deal fell through.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 21, 2014 09:28 AM

And Sellers had a distinct character in mind for each one of them!

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