Seeing that MPPPPP has let us all down again, I searched out Mark Evanier's great story, for a different kind of Hollyweird insider tail.
"One day, I decided I deserved an elephant..... "
http://www.newsfromme.com/pov/col226/
Oh, and... Good Morning!
Relax, Soothsayer, nothing to worry about.
That's where we embedded the chip.
Maria Conchita Alonso, Cuban & Venezuelan.
Another White Hispanic who plainly knows nothing of the struggle of real criminal international trespassers persons of undocumented pigmentation.
Hi, folks. Please don't hate me because I'm a genius!
I bring to the buffet... Urban Dictionary definitions for AoSHQ Stylebook consideration:
Canine whipped
A household that is run by a pet.
http://canine-whipped.urbanup.com/7182442
mouth hugging
When you put a beer bottle in your mouth, and keep your mouth wrapped around it all day.
http://mouth-hugging.urbanup.com/7493517
airplane bath
a quick method of cleaning by taking a wet wash cloth under "each wing" and "the tail"
http://airplane-bath.urbanup.com/7272101
Reverse Streaking
Running fully clothed through a nudist colony.
http://reverse-streaking.urbanup.com/7321069
and last, but most assuredly not least
fapidextrous
The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.
http://fapidextrous.urbanup.com/7214570
"... listening to some young women talk about how they didn't want to take a future hisband's last name, because female Equality." -Bevel Lemelisk
I'm proud of my patrilinear last name. Goes back to the roots of this nation.
My wife's partilinear family name apparently was made up by her father's mother because long story, but my wife's family was a big, proud Irish-Catholic family and she was justly proud if the name.
So we hyphenated the family name, mine first usually 
and each go by our own or hyphenated, but mostly each our own.
My mother-in-law was known by her sister's name because ling story and my wife's given name was the same as her mother's common married name, making her a 2nd (not Jr. please).
When our first was born, we named her after her mother, burdening her with being a III. She's had no real problems with that; fewer than with her nickname.
Our boys got my last name.
Defying cultural norms? Yeah. Confusing to some? He!! yeah. A relative declared I had "disowned" my daughter!
Don't like our family naming conventions? Call 1-800-None of your business.
Andy: Good read, your post. Moving personal tie-in. Much appreciated review.
If he's saying American Blacks own 'ax' (ask), culturally, no argument. Another great one is 'skrimp' (shrimp)... I think it was MadTV had the funny skit with a refined black guy and his ghettospeaking date ordering dinner.
O'course, it's one thing to employ colloquialisms and jargon, another to be truly ignorant and not know the common parlance. I may use 'y'all' or 'tump over' in certain company, but I know how to speak more betterer than that if I need to.
Past time to feed my little four-footed buddies. I'll leave a standee of me by the buffet while I'm gone, so carry on normally. Okay, it's really an Indiana Jones standee but I have a hat kinda like that.
I just counted ~60 have linked from AoS to my Time mag Hillary cover parody. Cool. I'm not hungry for hits, but if you think the work helps undermine HRC, feel free to pass along the link, or re-post the graphic to folks. I suppose I ought to label all my stuff thusly. I just presume folks will steal it if they want to, just like I do.
The other Hillary 2016 parody: http://bit.ly/1igeguS
Oh, yeah... pets.
Open it up to the horde for a vote. : J.J. Sefton
I vote for "you choose, it's your list!"
((looks at list)) Needs more Mugwumps.
5 Idiots in the press are comparing a case where a man chased down and shot a burglar to the Travon Martin case. They are NOTHING alike.
http://tinyurl.com/l9sx8qg
Posted by: Vic
Nothing? How can you say that?
a. Florida
b. Apartments
c. Dead perp
It's almost identical! "Claudius Smith" is probably even a White Hispanic, and Ricardo Sanes was just looking in windows on his way to buy some Skittles.
Is /sarc necessary?
Couldn't stand CFLs, so instead of incandescents, I decided to do the whole house in neon.
Nice enough, but it always feels like I'm at a bar. Or Times Square pre-tv billboards.
pardon... just changing my convoluted sock extension.
My hash -- I think that's the mystic formula that gave 1940s superspeedster Johnny Quick his power.
Didja ever open some link from here in a background tab, without waiting to see it to load, and then later you go to the tab wondering, what's this? oh, my! Jessica Negri!?!
I generally don't like surprises... but they're rarely pleasant.
Hemp rope is not reusable; you have to cut the noose off. -RickZ
But hemp should be cheap, so why bother cutting the noose - just bury 'em with it. Makes a nice statement, especially at an open casket funeral.
Aaaand, that's how I start my day? okay.
Good morning, glories.
Roses are red
Unless they are yellow
Good night mellow felons
From one tired fellow.
cthulhu... heh... I'd been thinking more along the lines of Sherri Lewis's Song That Never Ends...
I think my little yellow kitty is wearing his I Brake for Hallucinations bumper sticker... and he's not braking. Racing around, hiding, meowing loudly. What th...?
What are this?
An OverNight Thread,
Just as I'm thinking
I'll head for bed?
Well, first I'll
read/view/watch the post.
(Thank you,
CDR M, our host.)
If still awake
when that is through,
might scan a comment,
even two.
Of course, then there's
a chance that I
Might find some
reason to reply
To someone else's
thoughts on board,
Then hang around
here with the horde
To bask in the
camaraderie
Until I realize
It's Three!
I've passed the night
in comment creep!
So, now, I've
no time left for sleep,
Since shortly
after that, I'll need
to see what
Vic thinks I should read,
Plus, what the
morning crew will say
and link to,
at the start of day.
Just when I think,
I'll leave this place,
I hit refresh,
and there's the Ace!
That's when I know
I'm running late,
but can't leave now.
Real life can wait.
And so on.
Here we are, dear friends,
trapped on
"The Blog That Never Ends!"
"...the other one is on the floor next to me at age 14." -rickl
Huh. I had you figured as older than that. . . .
. . .
OOoh . . . the cat! 
Try looking up stories on wild dog packs in Brazil slums or Africa. -catman
Detroit...
