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Sat 2014 Jan 18, 3:03pm
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self-repost

My cats are mad at me for letting it rain when they want to go out. I try to explain, I am but a lowly god with gods above me, but since I (with Mrs lowly god) cause fish to appear in their bowls, can remove and change our fur, and do marvelous miracles with those divine thumbs, we must be in charge of the rain, too.
-mindful webworker - lord of the pets at November 05, 2013 07:13 AM
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=344746#c21381973

Addendum: When we use the litter box, it's clean!

A view created just for this thread. Because I can.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/webworks/cats

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 10:55am
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When the wheelbase, size and horsepower stays about the same, and you cut the weight, a vehicle tends to want to scamper about in handling when road conditions are less than ideal, like when it rains or snows. -Ribald Conservative

So do like pickmup drivers always do, fill the bed with snow, hay bales, or (always a favorite) firewood.

Weight loss problem resolved.

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I, car buffs. I aren't much of one, but.... Ahead of me at the stoplight yesterday, an ordinary-looking SUV branded Lincoln Mark X.

?!?

That is not my step-father's Lincoln!

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 10:40am
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New gun car thread.

This, I guess, is still the Open Thread, then, to carry on with any non-gunpowdery non-internally-combustive banter?

FIFM as idiot tax to remind me to look b4 leaping.

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 10:35am
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car thread gun thread whatev

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 10:33am
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New gun thread.

This, I guess, is still the Open Thread, then, to carry on with any non-gunpowdery banter?

Guess I'll close the ONT tab now....

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 9:27am
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From the Mail article on moon triangle:

In November, paranormal researchers found what they believed to be evidence of a fossilised iguana on the surface of Mars.

The mysterious object was spotted by UFO Sightings Daily who uncovered the photograph in Nasa's archives.

'This is not the first animal found on Mars, actually there have been about 10-15 to date,' Mr Warring told news site agoracosmopolitan.com.

'I even found a rock that moved four times in four photos...then vanished on the fifth.'

Martian iguanas and mobile rocks. Woot!

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 9:10am
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"Either accept government aid or vote, but not both." -rickl

At the risk of oversimplifying, just about the only serious internal threat to a democratic republic was well stated hundreds of years ago: Democracies last until the free shit army realizes they can vote themselves other people's money.

Addressing this one factor would, therefore, seem highly worthy. Alas, the now-enfranchised FSA won't vote for it.

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 9:02am
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FCF at January 18, 2014 09:34 AM (Khja4)
Lizzy at January 18, 2014 09:39 AM (POpqt)

Thanks. I was definitely inspired by the white space Time left us to Fill in.

Did you Find Bubba on the cover?

Lizzy: We need to keep bringing up Benghazi, and images are most effective.

I'd like her to be commonly known as Benghazi Hill just as I'd like the younger generation to remember Obama's first name as 'Impeach.'

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 8:34am
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@47
webworker, one of your best! Thanks lol

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 8:16am
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"A federal appeals court ruled Friday that bloggers and the public have the same First Amendment protections as journalists when sued for defamation: If the issue is of public concern, plaintiffs have to prove negligence to win damages."

Ordinary scribblers get the same speech/press protections as the pedigreed JournoElite? Outrageous! What's next, freedom to have those bangsticks that only Obama's Army should be permitted? What is this oligarchy coming to?

I think I'll go "defame" Hillary and Time magazine at the same time. Wait, I already did: niclink

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 8:06am
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"Congressional Review Act, a rarely used provision that allows Congress to block executive branch regulations that Congress considers onerous."

WHAAAT? Why CRA almost sounds like a check, as in checks & balances.

If that could just be applied to every d@mn3d bureaucratic regulation of the alphabet agencies, we could save the nation even without taking the White House.

I can dream, can't I?

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 7:55am
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Go outside. Spit twice, Run around the house three times flapping your arms like a chicken and yell, "Morning post appear!" ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

OOOoohhhh! Spit twice, three times around the house. I had that backwards.

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 7:52am
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Wait! Wait! Not yet! We almost cracked 1000 on the ONT!

Mornin', glories. Sun up and day rolling. No excuses.

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 7:52am
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crap. wrong thread. :/

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 7:51am
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Wait! Wait! Not yet! We almost cracked 1000 on the ONT!

Mornin', glories. Sun up and day rolling. No excuses.

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 7:49am
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Angry FLOTUS is angry.

Photoshopworthy. Except, of course, we wouldn't do that, out of respect for her position. *cough*

Now, Hillary... Time mag cover parody still linked in nic.

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 7:46am
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What did I forget?

Posted by: webworker
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Compose a lengthy, erudite comment..., the nood will strike just before you post it.

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 7:44am
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I don't understand. I went away. I fed the pets. Cleaned the litter box. Poured another cuppa. He some cereal. Watched the sun rising ... all the rituals which are supposed to bring on the morning post. What did I forget?

Sat 2014 Jan 18, 7:18am
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Also, school, not scool. Where is autoincorrect when it's needed?

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