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Putin: gays cannot express their views on gay rights issues to anyone underage.

OMG! Just imagine if we had a rule like that for hets as well as homos. We couldn't have that scool sign in the post!

Supposedly she's not a fan of her environs in NC or Thor's current job. -Conservative Crank

Thankee, Crankee. Good to know they're around & together. Hope they do okay.

Zs 4 me. L8r g8rs.

the TP could have continued trailing off for a good while longer......probably back to the roll.
Posted by: cthulhu

No kidding... I had a long list but limited space.

I'm happy if it was recognizably t.p.!

651
((looks over end of thread)) Is this the Nostalgia Room? If it were, I'd ask, whatever happened to alThor?

And Chicago? Lived there fourteen years... twenty years ago. It was
good. LadyW and I walked away from the one armed holdup attempt, but I
did get a little frostbit one wintry day. Glad to be long gone. Never
look back. Pillar of salt and all that.

TIME magazine left a lot of white space on their Hillary bootlicking cover, so I took my crayons and filled it in.

I call it Juggernaut, and linked it in my nic.

Hit n run 4 me 2nite I guess. Sleepy boy in my chamo onesie ...
might lurk a minute. Tell me bedtime stories. Make me forget the bad
people.

Posted by: webworker at January 18, 2014 12:17 AM (TLokJ)

Nice illustration -- but the TP could have continued trailing off for a good while longer......probably back to the roll.

((looks over end of thread)) Is this the Nostalgia Room? If it were, I'd ask, whatever happened to alThor?

And Chicago? Lived there fourteen years... twenty years ago. It was good. LadyW and I walked away from the one armed holdup attempt, but I did get a little frostbit one wintry day. Glad to be long gone. Never look back. Pillar of salt and all that.

TIME magazine left a lot of white space on their Hillary bootlicking cover, so I took my crayons and filled it in.
I call it Juggernaut, and linked it in my nic.

Hit n run 4 me 2nite I guess. Sleepy boy in my chamo onesie ... might lurk a minute. Tell me bedtime stories. Make me forget the bad people.

It’s not easy being a person of uncontrollable impulse.

I saw the Time-Hillary cover and had to rush off and make up my own parody of it before I could come back and finish reading the Friday Pete.

Thanks for all the inspirations!

Didn't notice that. But now every time he does and it annoys me I will blame you for pointing it out!
Posted by: RWC

Heh, sorry. It's obviously intended as "yeah, about that." Don't blame me. He's doing it.

Romney did that occasional little smacking sound, you know, like when you open your mouth. Things like that can be disproportionately distracting once you pick up on them.

Maybe Sasse can change the habit.

When Henry Bellmon was running for Gov of Okla, his wife sewed his coat pockets closed to stop his nervous habit of sticking his hands in them. My Mom recalls watching him fumble the first time he figured out what his wife had done!

"I hope that booze-sodden nickelfucker is at the end position of a human centipede in hell with Teddy and Stalin." -Poppins

I apparently have some mental discipline for not thinking about certain things, like the name of Lennon's assassin.... or that movie about which I first heard relatively recently; nearly made me physically ill, but like everything, even 9/11, eventually the impact lessens.

Even though this was excellent, MPPPPPP, I could still gladly go the rest of my days without having that particular horrific imagery recalled.

One trick to such mental discipline- just go on, don't think about it, or dwell on it, much less write about it... as I just did.

221 If we have any Nebraska based morons - Ben Sasse sounds like one of the good guys.
(On Levin last night. Got Mark's endorsement)
Posted by: RWC

Great answers from Sasse, what we heard. Just wish he didn't start every reply with "Yeah." Every. reply. Even when the answer was not yeah.

Egad! I'm not even up to #50, & there's prob nood in the pipe! gurgle

My sarcastic comment above on the on the Coburn retirement was for Bitch McConnell, not Coburn. He wasn't bad. Posted by: Vic

Heh. Talk about unnecessary explanations. Diction was cloudy, but intent was clear.

To go with McConnell's... from the ONT:

705 A classy response from Jeff Flake.

Jeff Flake ‏@JeffFlake 2m
Just got news @TomCoburn will retire. He's the kind of guy the founders had in mind when the Senate was created. #hugeloss

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 16, 2014 10:46 PM (DmNpO)

MrsW says Flake voted against the budget bill, tho.

"Mr. Obama was angry at the revelations, privately excoriating Mr. Snowden as a self-important narcissist who had not thought through the consequences of his actions." -Empire of Jeff

When I'm through being stunned, I will commence LOL heartily.

"Snowden also believes himself above the law, and thinks he knows what people need better than they do.... plus, he's gay." (NTTAWWT, of course.)

The only two survivors on the island are Tina and Mary Anne.

And they're pretty well along. Fantasy downer.

Tom Coburn is retiring.

In case any of alla y'all missed my midnight announcement...

I have no public service experience. I am a repeatedly-proven failure in the private sector as well. I have no college degree or any particular significant skills. My finances make the Federal budget look balanced. I hold eclectic positions that make me a party of one, unacceptable to left, right, or any other dimension. I'm unpersonable, easily confused, and a poor public speaker. Someone here once said, I don't just have skeletons in my closet; my closet is made of skeletons! Yeah, mine too.

DESPITE these qualifications, I would like to announce that I am not running for Dr. Coburn's Senate seat. If nominated, I will not run, although I might go around kissing babies and eating at buffets anyway; and if elected, I will not serve, although I'd at least go to Washington DC for a few days, because I've never been.

What great gig that would have been but I missed it
http://tinyurl.com/maypw8a
Posted by: Vic

I get a "not permitted too see" jpg.

So I start my day confused and disappointed.

Hi!

nix fix pfft

webworker at January 17, 2014 12:13 AM (U13jb)

Webworker for the White House!

... he has to sleep someplace ...

Sleep, the death of consciousness.

To arise, resurrected, to a new day, a new world.

Although, I've noticed, it often looks like the one I left behind.

One day it will be different.

We'll wake up and dirty socks won't be on the floor.

Arreveyderche, meese ameegos.

Citizens! Saddle that man's horse... -Adriane

Er... this doesn't involve a rope, I hope...?

Oh, right, I don't think one uses a saddle for that...

I have no public service experience. I am a repeatedly-proven failure in the private sector as well. I have no college degree or any particular significant skills. My finances make the Federal budget look balanced. I hold eclectic positions that make me a party of one, unacceptable to left, right, or any other dimension. I'm unpersonable, easily confused, and a poor public speaker. Someone here once said, I don't just have skeletons in my closet; my closet is made of skeletons! Yeah, mine too.

DESPITE these qualifications, I would like to announce that I am not running for Dr. Coburn's Senate seat. If nominated, I will not run, although I might go around kissing babies and eating at buffets anyway; and if elected, I will not serve, although I'd at least go to Washington DC for a few days, because I've never been.