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Fri 2013 Dec 27

Fri 2013 Dec 27, 8:48am
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"An Iowa State University professor resigned after admitting he falsely claimed rabbit blood could be turned into a vaccine for the AIDS virus."

Fake but accurate, because the science is settled.

Modern 'science' - for sale.

Fri 2013 Dec 27, 8:47am
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Oregan Man On Meth Fights Off 12 Cops While Masturbating In A Bar

Okay, anyone not click on that one?

Fri 2013 Dec 27, 8:38am
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(Grabbing a comment slot quick before they're all gone...)

Poppins, last thread: don't think I ever saw a pic of Pleshette so young. Cute. Thanks.

Who what? This. http://tinyurl.com/qhc9dy6

Okay, Ben, whachoo got fer us this fine third day of Christmas?

(Off to read headlines...)

Fri 2013 Dec 27, 8:19am
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took me almost an hour to catch up to my own first comment of the day.

:: starts reading faster... ::

Fri 2013 Dec 27, 7:40am
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1,114 to Inauguration Day 2017

o joy

Lord! Have Mercy! Save us!

Fri 2013 Dec 27, 7:36am
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...are people really going to Detroit to "tour the ruins"?
http://tinyurl.com/obb26zc...
-Vic

Make it real. Interactive. Organize tour hijackings.

Fri 2013 Dec 27, 7:30am
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When Jesus was asked
by his mom, there was wine.
It wasn't the cheap stuff.
They say it was fine.

We know that his wine
met the quality test,
For the host of the feast
Declared it the best.

Happy 3rd Day of Christmas

If you think wishing Merry Christmas upsets the enemy, try keeping it up 'til Jan 6 - when even true believers will punch you for it.

Fri 2013 Dec 27, 12:45am
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I...

never mind..

tomorrow beckons...

Remember, thank your angels... they volunteer.

z

Fri 2013 Dec 27, 12:11am
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Save me from reading ALL the comments... Some of it I got, but, tell me, Brain, what exactly was this Pedo Pete person doing with the beavers? And how was Ace involved?

Thu 2013 Dec 26

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 11:46am
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Does Nativity Treyvon need a GPS like some folks are putting on their Baby Jesus?

And... is it bulletproof? Asking for a distant acquaintance.

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 11:41am
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jeffrey pelt

HEY! Too soon not to put "spoiler" notices. Some if us aren't on the BBC's schedule. :/

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 10:22am
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"...if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.
...MSNBC doesn't qualify, but their "newspeople" do stand in need of prayer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

If they make your blood boil, sure, don't watch. But if you have the right attitude, a little reversion by schaedenfreud (sp?) can be 'excellent.' Laughter is healthy. (Moreso than letting the clowns get to you.) The clip compilation is praiseworthy.

To Alinskyize the enemy,
Bathe in their tears
And hear the lamentations of their pajamaboys
-Conan 3:16

(forgive me Lord)

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 10:11am
On Ace of Spades

"And remember that Fearless Leader chose to be interviewed on MSKGB..." - WalrusRex

Thank you! I was just about to complain about always being compared to those tripped-out psychos.

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 9:13am
On Ace of Spades

The old dead thread it ain't what it used to be. If the crowds are cleared out, fewer to be bothered by my own-horn tootin'...

We know how they got there, but how did Mary and Joseph & newborn get out of the barn? New revelation in cartoon form
Moving on Up
Day 5 of Journey to Bethlehem
http://mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/moving-on-up

Start at Day 1:
http://mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/packing-for-three-actually

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 9:04am
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"Honestly, MSNBC gets more viewership on internet posts like this than they do directly on TV."

Certainly so from my views! I only know of most of these celebrity propagandists via mockery of them. Glad someone put this together, but, seems a little mild. Needs more Bashir and Ed Schultz (that's his name, yes?)

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 8:17am
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"... Those ambulatory buttplugs..."

Realizahatetion - the masterful turn of phrase when reading a comment that lets you know it's Cappy Hate.

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 8:13am
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Charles Babbage's birthday.

Thanks, Charlie! What would the intrawebz be today, without you?

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 8:03am
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Happy Two Turtle Doves Day.

Am I late?

I am living on the edge baby! Wild & dangerous! Got dressed today with no long johns. Woo!

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My legs are cold....

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 2:22am
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I woulda posted sooner but I had to climb over some wall of text back there...

Thu 2013 Dec 26, 2:20am
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Well, happy cartridge in a bear tree, folks.

Seriously, you guys, no, serious seriously.. hope you survived your pajamabois and ice pellets & all.

let's rock 2014.

:: honk ::

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