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Mon 2013 Dec 16

Mon 2013 Dec 16, 7:49am
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As the former Ill St Sen said,

PRESENT!

Slept late. Missed sunrise. Late to the thread. Probably there will be further consequences to my son's wedding last night.

Sun 2013 Dec 15

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 11:27pm
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Mindful Son, 28, got married tonight.

His parents survived the evening.

Report concluded.

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 2:25pm
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Okay, seriously, thanks for the congrats & jokes, gang. Time to go make sure my son says "I do" loud and clear.

Two funny little words that change your life forever.

They have nooooooo idea....

-mindful webworker-

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 2:17pm
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Pants. I'm pretty sure I'm going to need some pants....

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 1:56pm
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Here I am reading a random open thread when I should be dressing for my son's wedding later tonight. Wonder what I'm going to wear? I'll find something.

Funny. The womenfolk have been wondering what they're going to wear for what seems like months now.

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 8:51am
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I usually just disappear, so today I think I'll say: see you later. Just to be personable and stuff. For the season. And the middle class.

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 8:49am
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Mr & Mrs HoboJerky vs the Deer.

Like a plane crash, any landing you can walk away from is a successful one.

I beat a horse once, barely. Mrs & mine deer wasn't so bad - doe hobbled away. We were lucky. Glad you were, too.

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 8:39am
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Um... That article about the woman living off the grid?

"The city code compliance manager tells 4 In Your Corner he tagged the home because it doesn't have running water or electrcity, although neither modern comfort is mentioned as a requirement in the code cited by the city on the notice."

You think that's egregious? Previous paragraph:

"The notice cites international property maintenance code and states the property is unsafe to be lived in...."

Um... when did we vote for "international codes"? Or did Florida secede?

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 8:23am
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1978 – U.S. President Jimmy Carter announces that the United States will recognize the People's Republic of China and sever diplomatic relations with Taiwan

Continuing the work Nixxon began of throwing our allies to the wolves, still ongoing today.

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 8:12am
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J. Paul Getty bdy: Got his start selling newspapers in my little home town. Fortune came later, elsewise. :/

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 7:30am
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"I just don't know what I'm going to do for seventeen whole days without the dulcet tones of the dreamy Hawaiian."

Seamus, you'll have to console yourself this season with meditating upon that ironic iconic image of O in the grotto of the Nativity.

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 7:25am
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"Thank youVic. That was all quite depressing."

Load that in a macro for daily use...!

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 7:09am
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uvvvv course.

Infidel, you said you're paying for a wedding upcoming?

Met daughter-in-law to-be's dad for the first time at the dinner last night. The poor man has 3 daughters this being the eldest. As I shook his hand I said, "So, is this going to work? He said, "It had better. I'm not taking her back." Good folks.

Our daughter, our eldest, m/l eloped. Marriage lasted 1 yr to the day. But, I think that gets me out of a big to-do when she marries for realz some day. (Prayers to hasten that day welcomed.)

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 7:00am
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argh. my net connection keeps vanishing and taking my comments with it.

naturally, this gripe will get through.

It's a morning. POST!

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 6:48am
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Like the last sheets glued to the cardboard tube which shread and are useless for the intended purpose. so are... the Last Comments on Threads... sponsored by Palmolive.

(Don't ask me why. I just post 'em. It's the Tourette's talking.)

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 6:44am
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My "Hi, infidel." got lost there. Hi.

Hi, Crank. Thought you looked different! (Ha .. I can't remem hashtags w/o a scorecard!)

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 6:40am
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I wake five minutes before my alarm pretty muc despite whenever I went to bed. And on mornings like this, that's a little annoying. But I like sunrise.

In late last night after a wedding rehearsal dinner we got to pay for. (Sings: Tradition!) Fortunately. my daughter-in-law to-be's family don't drink much.

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 6:25am
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I wish Slap were here. This stuff is hard. -cth

Which is why I always appreciate folks here doing it for us!

Good morning. Its dark here in mid-continent America!

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 1:18am
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Cleary, I am not going to stay awake to see who gets the diabolical digits, so... may the best man break a leg... or something....

Functionality, such as it is, will return tomorrow

nitey nite, heroes.

Sun 2013 Dec 15, 1:17am
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Cleary, I am not going to stay awake to see who gets the diabolical digits%

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