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Mon 2013 Dec 9

Mon 2013 Dec 9, 6:08am
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The latest attack on religion is not from the atheists. Satan worshipers are getting into the act now.
http://tinyurl.com/lz4soj2

Posted by: Vic

Yeah, I think not. Oklahomans just love tolerance and diversity, especially when it come to worship of the Prince of Lies, but there just might be one or two far right wing Fundamentalist bitter-clinging h8rs who will use it for target practice. Just a few.

Andrew Breitbart whispers: War!

Also ref. Rev. 12:7

Sun 2013 Dec 8

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 10:56pm
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missed her by thatmuch (Don Adams voice)?

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 10:55pm
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congrats to Anna Puma for topping the wall of shame. You make it look easy. Nod n wave to the rest of the shamed.

Bwah hah haah another week they didn't catch me.

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 10:35pm
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I'm as sure of this as the sun rising, because all of you here are Americans.
It's who we are.
Posted by: irongrampa

Well said. The Spirit of 76 has inspired folks around the world. May it re-inflame its home.

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 10:23pm
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list last week, but...

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 10:22pm
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in a top ten

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 10:21pm
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I am not

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 9:33am
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Wow. Lots of comments. This some kind of open thread or what?

Mrs Candycanes says, the boy was responding to another student, who had pointed a folder (?) at him and said "Bang," but no word what happened to him.

Folders have safeties, of course. Imaginary bows, not.

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 8:49am
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When Mrs Candycanes and I met, we had in common a great appreciation for the Beatles. Still do.

Watching their breakup was interesting to see their talents separated. Like when Kirby left Marvel for self-edited work at DC, and you could then see what Stan Lee's editorial and writing added (and subtracted) from Jack's work, so we saw Lennon without Paul's pop, George's quiet strength, or Ringo's beat and wit. Tortured songs by a talented man who sought Truth but it eluded him.

Personally, from Imagine to Starting Over, I sympathized with John's sad trip, and was glad for him when he spent five quiet years being Dad and husband, ending just as my wife and I were finally ready to start our own family. He found some measure of true Peace at last, I thought.

His new phase was a delight, from the surprise of Watching the Wheels rolling out of my car radio, to the sad but beautiful post-murder album. Relationship. Fatherhood. Simple joys. I even liked how some of Yoko's songs worked.

But for how it ended, Yoko's tortured scream was appropiate as never before. She screams for me.

We had just moved to Chicago, were walking down the street, and saw a Trib newsbox with a ghastly faded picture of John and the partially stickered headline "Ex-Beatle John Lennon...."]

By madness or conspiracy, we were deprived of decades more of what else he might have learned and grown into and put into potent songs.

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 8:34am
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Okla blue laws, no booze sales on Sunday. Booze only sold in liquor stores, which can only sell liquor. Beer cannot be refrigerated. Except 3.2 beer sold like groceries, but even that cat piss can't be sold on Sunday.

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 8:15am
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after a visit of twelve days with my mom - Krebs v Carno

I preferred the way you put it last thread.

(Didn't catch it 'til your correction, my inner Schoolmarm apparently not being quite awake yet.)

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 7:45am
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(without responses afterwards)
: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition)

Hey!

minx.cc/?blog=86&post=345544#c21511717

Wasn't much of a response, but...

-chopped liver

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 7:41am
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The FBI can secretly activate a computer's webcam to spy on an individual without turning on the indicator light, a former official revealed to the Washington Post in an article published Friday.
The Blaze http://bit.ly/1eZo38z

All those surprised by this, assume the facepalm position.

When your non-taped-over cell goes to the toilet with you, where is the back camera facing while you're reading? Yup. Bob & Edna at NSA snicker like Beavis & Butthead.

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 7:36am
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http://christmas.namegeneratorfun.com/
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
(from ONT)

Close, but needed some editing...

Clove Jinglespice Candycanes

He is a very independent, strong-willed elf who loves to be a rebel! He wears pointy green shoes with bells extruding knifeblades on the end, and he makes clever toy fully-functional armed drone robots for all the good little children.

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 7:28am
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Never got into the "First comment"race.
- Village Idiot's Apprentice

That's what all the losers say.

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 7:21am
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I waited all night
it's just not right
I just can't wait for...

oh, it's here. hi.

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 7:15am
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Either by making the Human Race totally dependent on computers and interactivity or rendering them incapable of stopping their continued existence.
: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition)

With a finger in my I by David "tribbles" Gerrold, if decades-old bio-men is valid, was a good take on Super AI takeover. I might be misremembering.

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 7:08am
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I've been forced to look for links on the ONT

Re-post. ONT worthy or not?
http://tinyurl.com/qcrk9d9
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)

Absolutely.

Christmas Elf name generator:
http://www.jokesunlimited.com/christmas_elf_name.php Posted by: Dingy Tum-tums

Winter fruit?
http://tinyurl.com/mgpe4le
Posted by: Anna Puma

Gave mindful webworker, got Happy Candy-Lips. Yeah, I don't think so. No hyphens for me.

http://christmas.namegeneratorfun.com/
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
named m.w. as Clove Jinglespice.
I think not. Like the Clove part...

Sun 2013 Dec 8, 6:45am
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Nelson Mandela is dead and Abe Vigoda is still alive.

Sometimes there is justice.

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