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Sat 2013 Nov 16

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 10:42am
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cleanup is needed.... -GnuBreed

Yeah, unpleasant; like pottybrain Marty isn't bad enough..!!

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 10:28am
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if I have to feed them then they should have to make me coffee : navycopjoe

Except when they get the ground coffee in the filter, it looks like litter sand...

((fishes cat hair out of mug))

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 10:08am
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When the only tool in your toolbox is a chainsaw, pretty soon everything starts to look like a tree limb...
- Seamus Muldoon

Mrs: Though that was going to be...

When the only tool in your toolbox is a chainsaw, pretty soon everything starts to look like creamed corn.

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 10:00am
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weirddave, you might check out snopes about the IRS/whorehouse story.... : GnuBreed

Mrs asks, does this mean the govt can run a who're house?

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 9:55am
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OOT! OOT! EEP! EEP!

:Smears creamed corn into keyboard::

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 9:52am
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Bruce at November 16, 2013 10:29 AM

You win. Beat me by a mile.

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 9:44am
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Thing about the level of "creamed corn" in the barrel?*

It's not bad during the coffee breaks, when you're allowed to stand....

((* So I've been told ))

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 9:17am
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House rules: no chainsaws

You'll get my chainsaw when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

Anyway, it's only one of those little pole chain saw attachments to the 2-cycle. Not one of those black assault chainsaws.

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 9:14am
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sigh!

((Donating several large cans of creamed corn to local homeless shelter.))

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 9:08am
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Thanks for the Barnheardt Link. I haven't read her in a while, don't know why - really like her work. This was classic!

Who is running the White House? Who is executing the Cloward-Piven strategy from the West Wing? Valerie Jarrett is clearly in charge, but even she is taking orders from above. JPMorgan-Goldman Sachs. Soros. The Saudis. Maybe the ChiComms. Maybe Moscow. I dunno. We'll all find out at the General Judgment. -AB

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 8:51am
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THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS DROPPED FROM HEALTH PLANS - headline on Drudge

If you like your BenghaziCare, you can keep your BenghaziCare.

(just adding BenghaziCare to the edictionary)

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 8:23am
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Seen over at Insty's, presumably about BenghaziCare: If schadenfreude had calories, I'd weigh 300 pounds.
-BackwardsBoy

BenghaziCare!!!

Okay, hadn't seen that before. That's tremendous. Definitely added to my vocabulary.

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 7:24am
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okay, last one... (two)

Picture Contest

Can you find the smallest man in the room?
bit.ly/HWdKHs

___

Hope n Change Cartoon (NSFW?)
http://bit.ly/HYv5zH

Note to self - do the shortlinks in advance!

Well?

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 7:18am
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Feeling free? Feeling secure?

The U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia rejected Homeland Security's argument that its reasoning and protocols for the dubbed "Internet kill switch" were exempt from public disclosure.
ZDNet c/o WarNewsUpdates
http://zd.net/1d4Wwp9

New face mapping technology may allow government drones to identify you from a distance
c/o http://liberallogic101.com/?p=3783

Drone sends text to tell you there's spinach stuck in your teeth...

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 7:12am
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China To Phase Out Labor Camps And It's One Child Policy
(Just as Obama plans to phase labor camps in and...)

Reuters c/o War News Updates
http://bit.ly/1hNrzry

China Is Now The World's Fastest Growing Major Arms Exporter
(TSA and Homeland Security to begin buying arms exclusively from China?)

TheDiplomat.com c/o War News Updates
http://bit.ly/1e9Napt

Chinese Soldiers On American Soil For The First Time In U.S. History
http: warnewsupdates.blogspot.com/2013/11/chinese-soldiers-on-american-soil-for.html
http://bit.ly/1awAYxj

Our good friends since Nixon... Sorry about the Mao years? No? Oh, well...

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 7:03am
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Moar Gummint Public Transportation!

Passengers said the driver appeared to be lost and refused their efforts to give her directions. When several finally asked just to be let off the bus, the driver accused them of threatening her.

NJ.com c/o Reason
http://bit.ly/1bCmr4r

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 6:59am
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oh, yeah...One can't read between comments - takes too long...

Tales of higher & lower education:

1.

Nov 11 FreeBeacon c/o Moonbattery
http://freebeacon.com/brandeis-university-school-for-scandal/
Brandeis University is facing criticism from students and faculty members after refusing to distance itself from an event recently held on the campus of its Palestinian partner school that critics decried as a "Nazi-style" rally.

(Black flags and Seig-Heils. Nice folks.)

2.

Your Education Dollars at Work

ClickOrlando c/o Moonbattery
http://bit.ly/19sGvRY

Science Teacher "taped a student's hands together, attempted to tape her mouth closed as a means of addressing her disturbing class and taped her book bag to a pole in the classroom."

Five days suspension. Third suspension in his 25-year career, all three of which included embarrassing female students

Most public money for ejjimicashun!

Sat 2013 Nov 16, 6:48am
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Good morning. Slept a little late. Actually felt great.

I ain't no Vic (who could be!) but I have some links. Not so much news as Sec B.

And not all today's... hope I'm not bringin' up tired ol' stuff

Nov 11 NY Post c/o Moonbattery
http://nypost.com/2013/11/11/anonymous-tips-not-good-enough-for-cops-jud...

A panel of Manhattan federal judges says cops must now investigate anonymous 911 calls — before they can investigate the crimes being reported. ...

overturned the conviction of an ex-con caught by cops carrying a gun in 2011 as two of the three judges on the panel found the anonymous tips the officers relied on didn't offer enough "reasonable suspicion"....

Mmmmmm....

Fri 2013 Nov 15

Fri 2013 Nov 15, 8:10am
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You hold the smoke deep for shits and giggles. -Sven

A frat bro post-grad told me my Freshman year, it was the oxygen deprivation that caused the euphoria. Not sure if he was joking.

I am all in for medicinal crystal meth too.... an actual pharmacological product that has a history of practical use. -sven10077

Dr Feelgood's patients reportedly appreciated his meth concoctions. :/

Fri 2013 Nov 15, 7:57am
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I propose the Republicans never again use the word "democrat," substituting "progressive" for it.

Regressives.

Communists.

Tyrants.

Traitors.

All of the above.

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