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Wed 2013 Oct 16

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 11:47pm
On Ace of Spades

Greetings. It's been a day. A week. A month so far. Hasn't it? Has been for me.

So, what is this about the house stenographer having a meltdown and screaming into the mic, "The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons. They go against God!" Reportedly.
http://bit.ly/17M69Ak

Yup. We're all having a hard week.

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 11:10am
On Ace of Spades

thanks, purp. I apologize for my ill-considered contribution. G'day, everyone.

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 10:46am
On Ace of Spades

Lawsuits are serious business. As I said in the last thread a serial litigant sued me for half a mil. I won by losing to a smaller amount. In the meantime, thanks to him, I lost my entire Marvel comics collection, and couldn't come back at him about that, or he could re open the whole lawsuit. 1960s, fairly complete, most in mint condition.That still stings the worst.

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 10:17am
On Ace of Spades

I don't think Ace wants anybody even mentioning that guys first or last name. I think he had a rule at one point.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Ow! I believe you are correct, and I deeply regret having done so in my haste to bring the topic to this thread's attention. Ok with me if any of my comments with such mentions were deleted. F the jerk, in any case.

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 10:09am
On Ace of Spades

"Everyone who is sued thinks as they read the initial papers that this is ridiculous"

The guy who sued me, ended up suing me for half a mil. Seriously. The claim started in the tens of thousands, & just kept climbing. Took only two years, but only because we agreed on a special judge. I 'won' by losing only to the MUCH smaller amount we actually owed and had agreed to in the first place.

My assailant was a serial litigant, also.

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 9:58am
On Ace of Spades

Mentioned at the end of the last thread, Ace has been named in a Kimberlin lawsuit.

Wow
Look at this just tweeted.
pic.twitter.com/5AFJEkr8mU
Posted by: spypeach

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 9:53am
On Ace of Spades

Off, ugly popcorny sock that spoiled the gag!!

So when I really want to post a correction quickly, why is that the time that I have to reboot the phone?

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 9:44am
On Ace of Spades

Wow
Look at this just tweeted.
pic.twitter.com/5AFJEkr8mU
Posted by: spypeach
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"Nobody kicks a dead dog." -Dale Carnegie

More proof of the power and influence of the real press, especially Ace & Co. I'll put up $20 to start the AoSHQ legal defense fund.

(Sigh. Also more proof of the insignificance of mindfulwebworks.com/radical-incline. FU, Brett. )

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 9:17am
On Ace of Spades

Jeff war! Let's you and him fight!

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 8:57am
On Ace of Spades

Only taxpayers should vote. No taxation without representation, and no representation without taxation.
: Bevel Lemelisk

Wackadoodle radical anarchist terrorist talk!

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 8:23am
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I just refreshed twice and there were no new comments.

This shutdown is affecting everything!

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 8:10am
On Ace of Spades

Captain Hate on his iPhone at October 16, 2013 07:50 AM

Classic Captain!

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 8:02am
On Ace of Spades

And, at the end of the treatment, she was cured. Who'd have thunk it?
: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I don't think it's exclusively the mysterious power of placebo, but I believe just doing something can be very therapeutic.

Doctors, like teachers, often gladly take credit for that which happens naturally under their supervision, and often more despite their help than because of it.

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 7:44am
On Ace of Spades

"You want to be a dictator? You want to spark a war? Bring it on!"

"I'm sick of this country. I'm sick of everything.

- Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I'm torn between "whoa take a walk, friend," and "shout it, citizen!"

How about "Keep Enraged and Carry On!"

Folks, focus the rage at who deserves it. Don't let the asshattery get under your skin. Faith, not in your fellows, but in our ideals and their drawing power. I read somewhere , don't get mad; it spoils your aim. Channel it at the target.

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 7:34am
On Ace of Spades

"I can't listen to Levin's whiney voice."

"I can't stand Palin's shrill lilting accent."

"I can't stand Lincoln's nasal twang."

Well. buddy, you better stick to reading and avoid listening to them, then.

"I can't stand that script in which the Constitution's written...."

I see. Never miiiind.

Wed 2013 Oct 16, 7:21am
On Ace of Spades

Occurs to me, just maybe, our representatives in government make budgetary processes needlessly difficult.

Also, I've noticed that when it rains, the sidewalk gets wet.

Also, the dog is making noises which, had he hands, would cause me to suspect he was... never mind. Too early for that. Good morning.

Tue 2013 Oct 15

Tue 2013 Oct 15, 10:38am
On Ace of Spades

Communist collaborator or not, what is the bottom line for Wal-Mart?

Costs
spoiled products
eat the overruns
maybe fines
reshelving
restocking

Benefits
potential riot damages averted
bad guys label avoided (customer retention, community goodwill)

I think, for a co. the size of WM, that's acceptable.

Tue 2013 Oct 15, 10:24am
On Ace of Spades

Maybe under old Sam.

But my impression is that Wally World has taken a leftist bent as of late.

When the FSA is your customer base, subservience to the leftists politicians is not far behind.

Posted by: RoyalOil

And, um, your primary product suppliers are the ChiComs.

When Sam lived, great banners in the store said Everything Made in America.

Sam spins like the founders.

Tue 2013 Oct 15, 10:05am
On Ace of Spades

Back to back thread winnahs! -Lurking Canuck

Hm. Great likes think a mind.

Tue 2013 Oct 15, 9:59am
On Ace of Spades

Breaking News!!
The Redskins drop the word Washington from their name because it is too embarrassing....
: Regular Guy
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All of the samples that tested positive for polonium came from Arafat's wife.
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Is she hot?
: WalrusRex
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My nominations for best quip of thread so far category.

Hon. mention for Wash. Illiterate Savages, boss moss

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