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headlines up

moove 'em out

roll 'em, roll 'em, roll 'em...

umm.. AoShide! or something

Servants to take care of the garden.
Servants to take care of the dogs.
Servants to take care of the kids.
Servants to pamper and flatter.
Servants to take care of personal enemies.
Thinking yourselves highest and mightiest.

Rawng!

Slaves to vanity and self-absorption.
Slaves to suicidal aspiration.
Slaves to vindictiveness and lust.
Disciples of the dogmas of Death.
Puppets of the Father of Sin.

Father of Truth,
may the Spirit of Truth
surge upon humanity with renewed vigor
like the imminent return of the Son.
Let light shine so bright
Darkness is dispelled.

Your Will be ours.

"dry ice bombs" in LAX and dry ice in bottles "exploding" in "restricted access" areas...

Dry runs to gauge response. Just like when a group of swarthy allahuing males act up on an airplane. (And, not entirely unrelatedly, like the EBT test this weekend.)

Plus, a mere scare is still a minor hit when instilling terror is your goal.

Be calm and carry on.

"*waves tiny... sign* - alexthechick

*Starts Kickstarter page to acquire bigger signs for AtC*

"Missouri Gov. Jay Nixon will postpone the execution of a convicted murderer due to pressure extortion from the European Union."

FIFVic

"If Missouri were to go ahead with the propofol execution, the EU threatened to significantly cut propofol sales to the U.S., severely impacting hospitals which use nonlethal doses of the drug in surgical procedures."

And to be fair to Gov Unfortunatename, he is just 're-scheduling the execution with a different rope. I mean drug.

But we can't go back to more "barbaric" methods to rid society of a monster who "was convicted in Lafayette County of killing a man who stopped to help [him] along Interstate 70 after [his] car broke down [and] later killed two more Good Samaritans in Arizona.

That Libyan terrorist they arrested has been brought to the US for trial in civilian courts? What... what!... could go wrong.... let me count the ways....

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"The NSA is collecting hundreds of millions of contact lists from e-mail and instant messaging address books from personal accounts worldwide, including those of many Americans...." Many? Most? Let's be honest here... every!

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"Several dozen U.S. Army active duty and reserve troops were told last week that the American Family Association, a well-respected Christian ministry, should be classified as a domestic hate group because the group advocates for traditional family values."

Good! I'm sure I saw some of these family-value terrorists threatening our government monuments last weekend. I heard the Prince of DC had to flee! With, ironically, his family.

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Okay! that got my day started! Good morning, unwilling World Citizens!

"Partial double post us nit a barrel offense...."

I believe my spellchecker has been hitting the happy sauce. Again.

He accidentally made this cruise four times?
Posted by: polynikes

First hit was happy (for him) accident.

That he got somewhere was evident. That he could get back was obvious. Where he actually got to, he never really grasped.

Or so my aging biomem of Morrison tells me.

Partial double post us nit a barrel offense, right? Judges?

In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety-Two,
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
Then AmerInds, unexpectedly,
Discovered Columbus, lost at sea.

The main reason nobody tried to go West was because they knew about how far it really was from Lisbon to Delhi going West through absolutely uncharted space.

Chris ignorantly underestimated the girth of the earth, but, importantly, being dead wrong didn't stop him from finding backers.

Also, aiming for India-Indian latitudes, he crossed the Atlantic, not at the worst line (vs Northern routes previously taken by Eskimo and Viking and who knows who-all else) - but if he hadn't bumped into the island, he might have not hit land 'til Panama, if they'd made it that far.

I don't condemn him for being a brutal, arrogant, racist thug in modern sensitivity; he didn't get where he got by being a sweetie-pie. Pirates and sea captains, a breed. He was not great. He was just Captain Idiot as far as being at the center of history's most astonishing (however inevitable) 'accident.' (Perhaps I should more respectfully say Captain Moron.) He died never knowing he hadn't reached Asia.

Captain Christopher Moron Columbus, thanks, dude. Without you, I might've been born in Europe!

In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety-Two,
Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
Then AmerInds, unexpectedly,
Discovered Columbus,

I found the kitteh.

My EBTs gone wild comment fr last thread fwiw
minx.cc/?blog=86&post=344141

We'll understand it better by and by...

Long-Term Investments - What can you bank on?
An old comic webwork fwiw
bit.ly/GNI7Pe

If there were suddenly unlimited credit on my charge card, or a great accidental deposit to my checking acct, first thing I'd do is run out to spend it all heedless of consequences. Everyone here would, right?

No? Hmm. Why not?

Well, then, what if you got hold of somebody else's platinum AmEx? No?

Okay, last chance. A taxpayer-funded unlimited-credit card. Now you''ll go crazy, right?

No? Hm. Seems to be two kinds of people...

First... comment I've made today.

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Last... time I'll make this joke.

A thought from Will Rogers, slightly updated from the 1927 original, of which I was reminded by today's events.

Drilling and Preparing
http://bit.ly/nxtwr
(photo remix, from May)

noone, really - link fail for me.

http://bit.ly/1hOSTAp to TheTotalCollapse.com

"Preparing to oppose Obama, should he, in fact, declare a National State of Emergency, the GRU grimly warns, is the US military who themselves are preparing to invoke 50 USC § 842 which allows them to protect America...."

I might be just a teeny tiny bit envious of Truck Monkey today....

I said I wanted a civilian force as well funded as the military... now you know where it is -Barky McBamastain

"Unexpectedly," it's actually the original militia. Thanks, Bronco.

Kicking self off stage, alleged real life calling.