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Everybody's seen Mark Dice asking people about Obama's party affiliations, right? "One of those."
http://youtu.be/9nhRViM02Mk

There are two worlds. The great ocean of evil and ignorance where the mass of poor ol' humanity breeds and seeths and eebeetees.

And the tiny island of the hardworking, informed, and righteous denizens of AoSHQland (NSA code name: Peruvia), including a few non-natives like me lucky enough to have washed up on the beach and not have been mistaken for a hobo.

Okay, maybe it's not so much an island. It's like that swirling mass of plastic out in the Pacific, that you can't really see but it's there inches below the surface. Something like Waterworld but muddier. Mudworld. And the barrel leaks.

Yes, it's obvious, I need coffee, and the coffee pot is several hours that direction. I'd better get going.

No one suspects this has all been secretly orchestated by us. Mwah hah haaaaaah

"So why the opening 'allege' paragraph bullshit?"

That's Reporting! We're not saying it. They allege it. Fair! Balanced! We got a stupid quote from both sides!

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Posted by: Vic at October 09, 2013 06:59 AM (zZbNF)
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This has been a test of the emergency Vic-casting system. Had this been real, there would have been news.

My brain said No! No! I want more sleep!

My body wouldn't listen.

So I'm stuck wit youse guyses. Or you with me. Something.

I'd go pour coffee but Charlie the little Mellow Yellow Fellow is curled up snoring in my lap. Paralyzed by catalapsy.

Park Service set up 100 portapoopers for the Criminal Trespassers mob, the wife just mentioned.

Only those of us who read Superman comics back in the day know how to fully appreciate BIZARRO WORLD.

Enjoyed getting to sup at the AoSHQ buffet this evening. It's like Thankgiving. Now, full and fat, I must retire for a nap. Remember, if you break it, sweep it under the couch before Ace gets back.

And, um, sorry about whoever's hat I was sitting on.

Mike Hammer - The most exciting 3 minutes and 20 seconds of online entertainment since Watching Grass Grow. "I was seriously mesmerized." -Zombie Siskel & Ebert.

Seriously, did you check outside for Tyrannosaurs?

No, Really Seriously, water?

"Men choose kotekas similar to ones worn by other men in their cultural group. For example, Yali men favour a long, thin koteka, which helps hold up the multiple rattan hoops worn around their waist. Men from Tiom wear a double gourd, held up with a strip of cloth, and use the space between the two gourds for carrying small items such as money and tobacco."

That's just how it was in my Junior High School!

Probably because musicians trying out for a chair in a major symphony audition behind a screen so that the judges aren't influenced by the performer's age, sex, ethnicity, or possible AoSHQ traits.

AoSHQ traits? Like sitting there behind the screen playing the music from the ipod while thumbing a game?

Help out a person who lives in a Democrat Propaganda Media desert: Krystal Ball is a real media something? Not a pr0n star? I thought that was a spoof on a name. [pause] Okay, never mind. I ixquick'd her. Still...

GOOD GOURD! IT'S AN OVERNIGHT CORNUCOPIA!

Yo, y'all.

By sheer autumnal coinkydink, I was just watching this a bit before finding this ONT:
Clever Pumpkin Carving Hacks You Should Know
http://youtu.be/FK5Mg7n_Bf8 (BuzzFeed)

ace.mu.nu
or....
healthcare.gov
Which is built better?
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You've heard of "idiot testing"? You have only to ask, which has passed the ultimate "moron testing"?

This site's software has faced the test of hundreds of morons, reloading chronically thousands, millions of times for new posts and comments, and it never, never, ever &&FSf99 __ be (((fffffuuuu...A♠A♠

...walked up to it and punched the outer rim. After a few blows it works fine again. Would it be ethicaally fine to put it on craigslist real quick?

Isn't this like when it's raining, you can't patch the leaky roof, and when it's not raining, you don't need to? Why sell a TV that's working fine?

Especially after you've determined where & how hard to hit?!?

Tar shouldn't be boiling.

Don't want to scald them to instant death.

Heat juuuuusst enough to make it liquid, dip and then watch them struggle.

Pace the torture. It's over too soon anyway.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That

Wait... the Revolution's started? Where's my musket?

...oh, oh, I see. Sorry.

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This comment intended for :LOL: purposes only. No actual incitement to tarring anybody intended. That would be cruel. And unusual.

One of them has been sleeping with him every night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Jane D'oh, if since D'oh Boy's return you've posted any of your threatened and much-anticipated Reports on Things, I missed 'em, but this may be the best one to read. Sweet dreams of fuzzy, purring kittehs to him. And you.

Mark Basseley Youssef/Nakoula Basseley Nakoula says he's writing a tv series about the roots of terrorism (I think, between accent & bad connection, he's hard to understand.) Also he just wants to be left alone.

Unclear on the concept?

or...

Well, there was that story about his relative (brother?) being one of the big terrorist guys in Egypt and his film was all part of the big plot. How'd that go again?

Levin: "We still don't know what the President was up to."

The Mrs. just called to tell me that the movie-making fall guy for Benghazi would be on Mark Levin after the half-hour break. Listening now.

http://player.streamtheworld.com/_players/citadel/?sid=2059

I have a guest I've never talked to before. He made a film I've never watched. -Levin

Heh.

Sorry if inappropriately o/t but the Mrs. just called to tell me that the movie-making fall guy for Benghazi is about to be on Mark Levin after the half-hour break.

http://player.streamtheworld.com/_players/citadel/?sid=2059

Hm. Always fascinating to see the hubris of attempting to direct the tides and herd cats. Best of luck.

This may require a slow-witted oaf like me to lurk a while* until I see how this shakes out, get the hang of the new & improved AoSHQ RoE. (*Nobody's loss.)

Maybe I should just wait for the new software. I hear it not only has threaded comments, with avatars, and imbedded links, pix, and vids, it also has hundreds topical forum rooms. #twoweeks

Butt syriasly, youguys, I often think about Ace and this site - certainly the community fostered here is valuable, but it's all on one guy's head, and I can't imagine that Ace could've known when he began what was to be generated under his rule. (Thanks for hosting what must sometimes seem an unasked for and thankless kingdom, BTW.)

It's theological. There is that which the gods encourage, that which the gods discourage. Depending on the degree of infraction, there may be a warning, or a delay of mercy for reformation and restoration; but let the iniquitous beware, there is a way that seems right to a moron, but that way leads unto banishment. Drink!