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Tue 2013 Oct 8

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 12:27pm
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rickb223 at October 08, 2013 12:06 PM

I did look to see if some1 had already done that one.

You win.

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 12:22pm
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Two new PSA's with michelle obama coming out:
"Inhale, exhale," and "Don't eat poo poo."
Posted by: soothsayer
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update: Dick. Toaster. Not.

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 11:49am
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Skynet?
Soon, Drones May Be Able to Make Lethal Decisions on Their Own
Top link at Drudge...
Posted by: Lizzy
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Thought we already had that. They're sitting in the White House. -things Mrs Mindful says

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 11:36am
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it's considered disrespectful to not capitalize the word "Veterans." -BurtTC

Hey, nice reminder.

Searching this page for 'vet,' I note that capitalization of the short form ('Vet') would lessen confusion with 'veterinarians.' :

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 11:19am
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Sometimes I think God has a weird sense of humor.
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at October 08, 2013 10:59 AM (tWmgi)
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Indeed!
My grandmother was an accomplished painter who went blind in old age. Her sister, a fine musician, went deaf.
Just plain weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Life has its divine ironies.

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 10:25am
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Thanks ever so much for the image of a dude using another dude's dick to pry a poptart out of a toaster.
Posted by: BCochran1981
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Mit all der troobles in ze vurld, all zeeze important topicz to dizcuzz, theese commentz haff much uf to laugh about, must heartily, danke.

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 10:06am
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Why just last night Dick Toaster of... apparently multiple states, was able to log-in. He discovered he was eligible for Medicaid and has already been reimbursed for treatment for a pre-existing condition.
Posted by: The Precedent
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Ha! Also, +10 for non-fatally crossing the memes

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 9:50am
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Prior to raging over content, let me momentarily release my inner 8th Grade English Teacher.

Veteran's Arrested - means a single veteran was.

I wouldn't usually care, but, Ben, it's right there up top of the headlines! Nuke that apostrophe!

So I won't even mention how Proper Case should not apply to articles and participles unless at the beginning. "Conservatives Wary Of A Deal" should have lowercase of and a. AoSHQ stylebook may differ. :/

But Standards and Grammar... how Euroheteronormative and divisively old skoo. At this point, what difference does it make!

/rant
carry on and thanks a million, Ben.

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 9:18am
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She said she used to find that small group of kids who were actually there to learn, whose parents actually care, and focus on them. Last year, she had none. None.
Posted by: Gem
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He just walked away.
You can fix ignorance but you can't fix stupid.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas
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I see relationships.

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 9:06am
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I'm still upthread. is this thread pre-empted yet?

"Sigourney Weaver (real name: Susan Alexandra Weaver)"

What's in a (stage) name? Would that which we call a Sigourney, by any other name, like Susan, hover possessed above a bed just as sweet?

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 8:28am
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Hiya!

"I think that the Dems are terrified that the people are going to figure out just how much the Federal government is 'not' necesary."

Said it yester, I'll say it today, and maybe I oughta AllenG/JJ Sefton-style post it like a mantra every morning (no)....

Military & vets aside (if their pay or support has been affected), I haven't heard of anything being shut down or affected by the shutdown that the Govt ought to be doing in the first place.

Tue 2013 Oct 8, 12:04am
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"Ace can use any violent expressions he wants on his site and take responsibility for that. The rules are different for a site owner and a site commenter."

(The only thing I read when glancing down the comments to say howdy. Howdy, by the way.)

Sigh! That's Article #37, I think, on the Life In Blogs Website,* where folks should be pointed so blogs don't endlessly repeat these things. (*I made it up.)

Funny thing is, I can probably say that I remember bulletin board owners explaining The Rulz before some of you were born! That's just too weird.

And with that, creak, groan, obviously, it's time for me to say goodnight already... even though I just got here. So, what's the point of even showing up, huh? Just trying to act like I matter, when I know perfectly well I don't. Well, forget it! Forget the whole thing! I'm sorry I showed up at all, okay?

Okay.

See yez in the morning. God bless us every one.

Mon 2013 Oct 7

Mon 2013 Oct 7, 9:49am
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Aside from military and veterans, what has been 'shut down' that is in the proper purview of Constitutional goverment?

Every thing I read about (and so much more, of course) seems like a laundry list of agencies and activities for a Real President or Congress to shut down permanently, handed to the state's, or, more often, citizens.

Mon 2013 Oct 7, 9:37am
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Best of joyous moments to backhoe & Crazy Cat Lady of the Island, however many moments you get together.

Doggone you; I read your comment to the Mindful Mrs & she wept. Had a bit of trouble reading it through aloud, m'self, darn allergies.

Mon 2013 Oct 7, 1:25am
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ooohkay. gotta go. wife is undressing. alas, no stockings.

sweet dreams

Mon 2013 Oct 7, 1:22am
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Niedermeyer's Dead Horse - thanks. I'm aliiiive!

shortly to be conked, tho.

Life has its ups and downs, but it's the sudden stops that hurt most.

Mon 2013 Oct 7, 1:17am
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mechanical mannequins jerking off, what ?!?
Posted by: Adriane

I don't know what this comes from, but, hey, I just saw that episode of Dr Who yeaterday!

Mon 2013 Oct 7, 1:15am
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I have checked the Top Tens for the week, and I don't appear to be on either one. Unless I'm 'a' - I might've munged a nic - but I don't think so.

My weekend vanished with practically nothing accomplished. I'm sure it has to do with the shutdown.

Somebody say hello so I feel real. virtually. before I shut down momentarily.

Sun 2013 Oct 6

Sun 2013 Oct 6, 10:55am
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wull, cr@p. Okay, I've prepended http to my nic link.
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If I had my druthers I would be blue.... pc

Note nic link.

Sun 2013 Oct 6, 10:40am
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If I had my druthers I would be blue.... pc

Note nic link.

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