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Wed 2013 Sep 18

Wed 2013 Sep 18, 7:43am
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NAVY SHOOTER 'NOT HAPPY WITH AMERICA' - the big headline at Tabloid Drudge.

I thought the Kenyan God-King fixed all that?

Wed 2013 Sep 18, 7:32am
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"Let me tell you something," Wyman smiled. "It was handed to me by somebody and I handed it to you. Now it's your turn to hand it to somebody else."

The secret of life revealed.

Wed 2013 Sep 18, 7:23am
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Are you an Israeli here at our wonderful site? - Vic

Not this old Okie, but the guy I was quoting seems t'be. (Pours Vic cup of coffee)

Wed 2013 Sep 18, 7:20am
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CEO of caffeinated drugs dispensary fires off mouth about guns,, shoots self in foot. Ironically.

Wed 2013 Sep 18, 7:13am
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It seems to me it comes down to a basic assumption...here in Israel we figure that if bad shit is going to come down, we need to, and must be, ready.

In the US of A it seems that the command structure is more afraid of what might go wrong in the response, than trying to prepare for what to do when it does...since it is really clear that it will happen....
- Jonbenjon at the end of the previous thread, probably-unneeded emphasis added.
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=343479#c21175487

Oh, and Good Morning Gabe, Vic, JJ, all the world

Tue 2013 Sep 17

Tue 2013 Sep 17, 7:20pm
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Ace>>Oh by the way I have a Ph.D.

And I'm an ordained minister.

At least that's what the guy told me who ordained me.

It was kind-of informal.

Tue 2013 Sep 17, 7:06pm
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How we got a military-free 57 States of Unexceptionalism:

Following several incidents on military bases in his Second Term, President-for-Life Hussein (PBUH) issued the executive order to destory all stocks of dangerous military weaponry. For safer soldiers! (There is no truth to the claim they were given to our closest allies, Al Quida.) Confiscation of all private weaponry followed immediately.

Secondly, all military training with weaponry was replaced with gay and Islam sensitivity education. (Increasing bipolarity and suicide in the military was utterly unrelated, a lie propounded by Underground Tea Party rumormongers.) see also: Inclusiveness Induction Camps Simultaneously, the National Thought Criminal Registry was instituted.

Finally, the various branches of the military were disbanded, no longer needed, when all Residents were inducted for life into the Peace and Progressive Prosperity Corpse, merging the former departments of Homeland Security and Education. Hail Hussein!

Class will now recess for cocaine and arugula.

Tue 2013 Sep 17, 9:00am
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Last night's ONT:
minx.cc/?blog=86&post=343448#c21171063

332 This is last post of night: Shimon Prokupecz @shimon4ny

Family of gunman Aaron Alexis: "Our hearts go out to you.We apologize for the inconvenience of losing a loved one,we also lost a loved one."
7:34 PM - 16 Sep 2013

Posted by: Baldy at September 17, 2013 12:05 AM (tyDFN)
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If the report of that tin-eared statement is valid, does it not speak to the morally shallow milieu from which his crazy grew? Watch out, there's whole nests of such misanthropes. (Yeah, not news.)

Tue 2013 Sep 17, 7:43am
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"I'm sensing an opportunity that even the party of stoopid couldn't fuck up..."
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Capt, you underestimate them.

Party of Stupid may be misleading; Party of Willing Concession is worse than stupid. Still... not all Rs, not all.

Tue 2013 Sep 17, 7:33am
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If we do have an Internet sales tax, I'd like to own that tax-calculating software/website/service which everybody will have to use.

Tue 2013 Sep 17, 7:25am
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J.J. Sefton, what about plain old Machiavellian madmen?

Vic, thanks for the morning news. Always much appreciated.

Tue 2013 Sep 17, 7:15am
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Pharaoh Obamaseti-I "waives" law prohibiting giving weapons to terrorists so he can defy the American people and Congress and send weapons...
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What? Reagan did it.

::walks away whistliing::

Tue 2013 Sep 17, 7:11am
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Looks like it's time again to pass more anti-Constitutionalists laws, get these traitors out of office and into jail where they belong. Wait, wait... how can we do that when the Communists are running the asylum, so to speak?

Neither barking dog nor roar of thunder awoke me today. A sudden flood of "oh $#!+" thoughts were kind of like cold water in the face, though. Good morning.

Mon 2013 Sep 16

Mon 2013 Sep 16, 9:02pm
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I blew the picture up and am poring over it...

um...

naw...

too easy...

everybody already thought it.

Mon 2013 Sep 16, 8:36pm
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Putin the Centaur is a good variation, but I found "Barry riding Putin" to be less effective, and the caption initially ambiguous, compared to the clear message of Barry in the saddle behind Putin. Admirable work, though.

Either one of them beats my meager addition of the Squirt to the previous p'shop of Putin on a bear. (But it's linked in my nic anyway.)

Mon 2013 Sep 16, 10:37am
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Now, let us not jump to any conclusions that this may be another instance of a hate-enraged mass murdering Islamofascist. That would be impolitick. Let us abide until whether the religion of mass murder, gay-hanging, and women-oppression is actually shown to be responsible again. We wouldn't want to tar some infidel domestic mass-murdering psycho scum with that brush.

Mon 2013 Sep 16, 10:14am
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Agent of SHIELD - kinda funny to see Jack Kirby's riff on Man from UNCLE come full-circle. And the Kirby heirs cut is... huh? who?

Mon 2013 Sep 16, 9:58am
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What happens when PETA types protest leather use at an outlaw biker get-together...? ... -CPT. Charles
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PETA should turn its collective outrage on halal.

Mon 2013 Sep 16, 9:57am
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What happens when PETA types protest leather use at an outlaw biker get-together...?

This is what happens... http://tinyurl.com/lzly4da

Posted by: CPT. Charles

Mon 2013 Sep 16, 9:22am
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If the ~2million bikers had been wearing Obama masks, would the media have noticed them?

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