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Sat 2013 Sep 14

Sat 2013 Sep 14, 7:33am
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It was made the national anthem in 1931.
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What did they sing at baseball games before that?

Good morning. Chilly like it was September or something!

Fri 2013 Sep 13

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 11:42pm
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Thirteen is my lucky number.

I have two black cats.

Breaking a mirror brings me seven years good luck.

I laugh over spilled milk.

The big things and the good things of the universe are on my side.

I do exercise caution before walking under ladders.

Have yourselves sweet dreams, commenters I didn't have time to read.

Nice ONT, CDR M! OK. ILBCNU.

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 11:29am
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Moe, on phone, prank-called by Bart: Amanda Lickers? Somebody needs Amanda Lickers?

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 10:00am
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Herpes Infected Monkeys never had a song break the Top 100, but did inspire the Butthole Surfers.

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 9:46am
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" The proposal had faced some opposition from some on the left, who objected to the distinctive marks on the license that would effectively designate the license holder as a noncitizen."

Easy peasy. Marks today, gone tomorrow. Duh.

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 9:38am
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A bill that would allow people in the country illegally to get a California driver's license cleared its final legislative hurdle Thursday night and is on its way to the governor.
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I propose California driver's licenses be subsequently no longer recognized; think my state reps will go for this?

The untying of the United States continues apace.

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 9:24am
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Most people in the United States don't even understand the purpose of the Bill of Rights anymore; they won't stand to defend it.
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cue the vid of people happily signing to 'help Obama repeal the Bill of Rights'

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 9:01am
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Hey, don't be hatin' on the bike shorts.
I look so sexy when I go out
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First, I imagined this was an ette, & there would be calls for pix. Then the image shattered....

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 8:52am
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Hi, Sherry. "the merge from Northbound 169 onto Westbound BA Expwy, so you know how stupid this guy was."

Must be a Stupid Zone. They should put up signs. I've encountered suicidal pedestrians trying to cross 169 at night.

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 8:23am
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"The MFM doesn't need a dogshit shield law. Those fucking quislings... mentally ill cocksuckers...undisguised propaganda they churn out.....
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I can spot a Capt Hate rant almost every time. Not my style, but so inspiring!

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 8:16am
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"for over 500 years our people have been under attack" - one of the students who ripped up the 9/11 flags

Huh. Most AmerIndians here in Oklahoma don't seem to think like that.

File that one with Congresswoman what's her name the freed slave.

This is what comes from not teaching history in schools.

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 7:54am
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TREE OF LIBERTY NEEDS WATERING

The fundamental right of a free press was eliminated.

News flash - it's burnt.

Congress is the enemy of the people. The Court is the enemy of the people. The administration is the enemy.

I think I'd better go make myself some coffee.

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 7:44am
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caught in the middle of a Capitol brawl between Tea Party Republicans and his Democratic counterparts...
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I like that. Not 'caught between Republican factions.' Practically an acknowledgment that the other Republicans are... just Democrats.

Good morning. Hope this day brings good things for everybody here.

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 1:08am
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Hey, wonder what happens when I spread this vanishing creme on me!

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 12:52am
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What kind of socks are "made with wind power"?
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Whole Foods Socks! Yeah, I doubt they had little knitting machines hard-linked to the rotors!

Daughter enjoys smuggling the message. Told me yesterday how she turned a lib griping on something into a group complaint about bureaucratic overreach.

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Saw the question to Chique & wondered, how would I answer, what was the most Oklahoma thing I remember about growing up in OK? Heh. I dunno. it was normal to me.

Except for the Osages attacking our settlement when we barely made it out of the fort in the station wagon....

Fri 2013 Sep 13, 12:17am
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I remember Fritos and bean dip and Friday night TV, wild wild west? Man From UNCLE? That show about the bumbling superhero. Apparently I had better digestion those days.

save a slot mode

I've mentioned before, my daughter at Whole Foods, makes a sour face at some socks. A woman asks, and my daughter says, these are nice socks but they're made with wind power. Ended up explaining to a small group of people including an employee about the Eagle Cuisinarts. All news to them.

She did buy the socks, they are nice, but she feels bad.

Now she can add bats with crushed lungs.

Thu 2013 Sep 12

Thu 2013 Sep 12, 11:40pm
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Caught the error not cut the error, darn speech to text

Thu 2013 Sep 12, 11:39pm
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I'm glad folks cut that error about the value of eating at home vs. fast food. I'm glad other folks were as stumped by rainbow pussypants as I was. I know we're expected to recognize every term like Cankles or TFG or whatever that is for Rand Paul's dad, but I couldn't figure that one out. That name is going to stick!

Good evening, crazy land.

Thu 2013 Sep 12, 11:57am
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"...there is no bad news...unless your last name is Gore."

Al Gore, thank you.

Thu 2013 Sep 12, 10:11am
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My cat Bella did not make it through the night. She died curled up in the crook of my arm....
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My sympathies. Been there several times. Just glad when we're able to be there with them, when it's all that's left to do.

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G'morning, folks. It's a day.

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