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Tue 2013 Aug 20

Tue 2013 Aug 20, 9:16am
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I s'pose Vic is already gone?

I was visiting my mom yesterday. She said, she's going in for an electrocardiogram because she feels tired a lot. She said, is this how you're supposed to feel at 93? I've never been 93. I don't know.

God bless you Vic.Hope it's relatively nuthin'.

Tue 2013 Aug 20, 9:12am
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"New NSA spy center in Utah to use 1.7M gallons of water a day in a desert climate"

Assuming this is vital, to me, this spells 'decidedly vulnerable.'

Tue 2013 Aug 20, 8:40am
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Sweet tap dancing Buddha, That's because they are not Republicans, they are frauds. - Oldsailors Poet

I'm only a few comments in, but this echoes my initial reflection, with delightful expression.

Good morning, revolutionaries. The first rays of the Sun made me open my eyelids, but I closed them, and snuggled up to the Mrs. My alarm went off but I slapped it quiet, and rolled over again. The smell of the freshly brewing coffee wafted to my nose, but I manage to drift back to sleep. Then, outside my window, a bird starts singing, three, three, three, three. I'm up.

Tue 2013 Aug 20, 12:56am
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It's more or less Midnight across the middle of our great nation, time for the secret defender of United States liberty to be on patrol!

Got a moniker upgrade, too. Marvel instead of Man. Pretty nifty, eh? Ditched the cape after it snagged on a fence. Looked, you know, anyway. So...

Who knows what evil bewares my might, with great reasonability comes great angry you wouldn't like there is no try.

Drat! My foe hit me with a meme scrambler ray. I'm so gonna get him.

Mon 2013 Aug 19

Mon 2013 Aug 19, 10:16pm
On Ace of Spades

In under 100 on the ONT?!? If only I had something worth commentin' on!

Mon 2013 Aug 19, 9:37pm
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America isn't dead yet, kids.

This is just the part of the movie where it looks like the cute little alien died, and we all cry, but then his eyelid flickers.

We just need to believe! Click your heels three times, while thinking, there's no place like the home of the brave and the land of the free. Then clap your hands. Come on, clap harder! Now, say it with me, "I believe. I believe. It's silly, but I pledge allegiance to the Flag, and to the Nation for which it stands. One nation, under God [optionally added according to your preference but it still works even if you don't, as clearly shown by the years before that was added] indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Mon 2013 Aug 19, 9:07pm
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For this, this! are all my fine efforts orphaned at the end of the last thread. (I thought the chamber sounded kind of echoey.)

http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=342643#c21054605
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=342643#c21054694
http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=342643#c21054752

"NEVER LOOK BACK!" -Moron Horde's tattoo

Mon 2013 Aug 19, 9:02pm
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"Bring him before me," screamed the tyrant empress Sarah the First. "Bring me Obama!"

His hands bound behind him, cruel guards in white robes prodded their spears into his back to move him forward before the cruel overlord of the.

"At last I have you in my clutches, and you won't get away this time, Barack Obama! Or should I call you by your real name, Barry Sotero!"

Just then, through the oval office windows, crashed the powerful progressive forms of Metro Man and his not-at-all-inferior young ethnic sidekick Libtard. "We'll save you!" cried Libtard, socking a Secret Service soldier unconcious.

Suddenly, just as it seemed they would free the noble Illinois Senator and civil rights leader and Constitutional Author from her clutches, the fiendish Queen Grizzly unbuttoned the top button of her shirt.

Libtard was frozen in his shorts. "My one weakness!" whimpered Metro Man, stumbling into a chair.

She unbuttoned a second button...

Mon 2013 Aug 19, 8:51pm
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"Sanjay!"

Whu', baws?"

"Emilie has been kidnapped by Mennonite Ninjas again," exclaimed Greg groggily as the poison from the lime jello ebbed out of his systemic systems.

"What do, baws?" questioned Sanjay inquisitively in his unique way.

"Quick, Sanjay, to the LibCave!"

Sanjay nodded and smiled his gleaming white smile in his gentle brown face. How he loved the skin-tight latex, and the cape, and the little mask...!

Mon 2013 Aug 19, 8:31pm
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Emilie's breasts sweat dew glistened as Greg ripped her bodice. "Oh, Greg," Emilie exhaled breathily.

"Oh, Emilie," Greg growled animalistically.

"Oh, Greg and Emilie," cooed Sanjay disturbingly, as he took a long breath and began speaking....

Mon 2013 Aug 19, 4:49pm
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oh boy i can't wait to rush out and buy this book

a McCain/Palin victory in 2008 followed soon after by McCain's sudden death

Yeah, as if we would've been so lucky! As we've seen, John Eveready Bunny McCain just keeps squeeking on, and on, and on....

This administration is a better lesson for history than the RINO would have been. Not that the lesson will necessarily be, you know, like, learned by America in time, or anything. But historically. Ultimately. Eventually.

Mon 2013 Aug 19, 8:58am
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Doom Morning, Ace-oids.

Since this rock covers Gabe's scissors, I'll comment here about there.

I'm not in the anti-Gabe fan club. I do appreciate it when other commenters dissect Gabes words and reinterpreted articles he links to. Today, in a light reading, it looked like Gabe was apologizing for having been misled by the Laughingstock Media. Okay. But then toward the end he said, yeah but a lot of you guys did, too. Seemed a little... defensive, at best.

Well, now, on to the doom.

Sun 2013 Aug 18

Sun 2013 Aug 18, 11:35pm
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If my cell posts didn't have variable IPs, I'll bet I'd be in the top 10 socks list more than just that once. Those of you in the higher number top ten socks, at #9 in Baton Rouge, especially #10 pseudo intellectal sic, thanks for taking the bullet for me.

Sun 2013 Aug 18, 11:28pm
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Yallow, y'all. Hit & Run again. 5:30 risetime v ONT...
It's still kinda dark at 6am now. Yow! Winter's coming!

Random stuph from websurphing, for no particular reason and the moron class:

Weird waves in Norway linked to Japan quake.
http://yhoo.it/16nTyWu

Linked from there...

Craziest Ways Japan's Earthquake Affected Earth
http://bit.ly/1cSrAbg

"...about 18 hours after the earthquake occurred, those waves broke off several chunks of [Antarctic] ice that together equaled about two times the surface area of Manhattan. According to historical records, this particular piece of ice hadn't budged in at least 46 years before the tsunami came along...."

That's all I bring. It has been brought. Brunging has been.

Sun 2013 Aug 18, 10:27pm
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it is about two magnitudes dimmer than it ought to be, so the proclamations of "Comet of the Century" earlier this year seem a bit premature.

Wow, that never happens with predicted spectacular comets. At least the century is young!

I mentioned before we the Mrs. saw 1 (one, count it) Parsnip meteor? I want my money back. Can I sue the weather channel for the cloud cover?

Sun 2013 Aug 18, 9:46pm
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Mindful - Good call on the stomp.

Sun 2013 Aug 18, 9:43pm
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292 Now, by the Law of Murphy and my track record holds, the ONT will have been posted while I wrote this, the Horde will have mooved on, and no one will see this. If we're all lucky. -mindful webworker, high-speed swivel office chair at August 18, 2013 09:35 PM

294 nood -Mike Hammer at August 18, 2013 09:38 PM

SEE!

Sun 2013 Aug 18, 9:40pm
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obama's worst legacy of all in foreign policy is that he legitimized the Muslim Brotherhood on the international stage and that cat is not going back into any bag. What a cock sucker -Nevergiveup

Well, you can bag that cat again, but it might take a few years of hard war. Meanwhile, yeah, I can understand the Obama's legacy thing.

Sigh. At least I could handle a bumbershoot.

Sun 2013 Aug 18, 9:35pm
On Ace of Spades

Just dropped in because it was here. And so am I. I didn't read the comments. Are we thoroughly off-topic yet? (What am I saying? It's more than 25 comments in!)

Anyway

High-speed rail reminds me of what's said of recycling. You know, if some recycle had value, you'd see bums picking through the trash for it, right (cans)? If there was a reason to have those rails, someone would be setting up to turn a buck on it. I mean, folks are setting up commercial space-travel passenger service, so I don't think much would be keeping them from building high-$peed rail$ if there were $ome good rea$on$ to do $o.

And just for the halibut, let us all ask together,
http://wherearetheflyingcars.com/

Well, what the hal: Barely related, here's the start of my collage master's thesis on Theory of Transportation or something from June, in case you weren't rickrolled into seeing it previously. 28 inscrutible panels. Yes I meant collage, not college.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/transportation-basics

There. Now, by the Law of Murphy and my track record holds, the ONT will have been posted while I wrote this, the Horde will have mooved on, and no one will see this. If we're all lucky.

Sun 2013 Aug 18, 10:26am
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"It's a single-shot based on the Ruger Blackhawk single-action."

Why would anyone need that many shots?

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