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SC's stand your ground law will get a workout
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See, now, this is why only trained police should have guns. Police would never fire wildly or hit innocent bystanders.

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Good morning, troops. Thanks as ever, Vic.

worst beer?

not the fresh cold one I thought I was reaching for

the flat, stale, warm one

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yes, with the cig butt in it.

A friend's grandmother's homebrew from over in Arkansas.

That stuff tasted great and had a kick. And a half. Yeah, probably two kicks.

:long nostalgic sighing:

Alas, a one-time experience. God bless you, long-ago friend's grandmother!

http://youtu.be/_NMgGLOw86E
Of 3700 vinegar vs chemtrail videos, this is the one I picked out at random.

This scientific demonstration has all you need to know. Plus, child indoctrination.

Reminds me of this other memorable scientific investigation:
http://youtu.be/sXiAivAh6WM
Metallic oxide salts create rainbow effect on sprinkler.

That's all I've got to leave on the buffet tonight.

89 Congratulations, Molly. At least we'll always have dogs, if not a country.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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For now, but under the Caliphate, no.

Sigh. Just as I feel like I'm settled in, they tell me I have to go back to my cell. At least it's richly padded.

Even when not much world-shaking seems to be happening here, it's still nice to hang out with the award-winning muddle class of morons.

This acerbic remark space intentionally left empty.

Regarding Celestial Events. for the record:

During this maahvalous latest Persnips meteor shower, our weather completely failed to cooperate. We had one night we could peek through some good gaps in the clouds, but nothing showed up. Just as I sat up to go in, the Mrs. gasps over one. This is the rule.

So, at least she saw one.

Hehe, I see you mindful webworker! -EC
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This mind intentionally left blank.

x+ comments late to the joke?

My usual comic timing.

Recall Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman. Notable for being an early syndicated non-network series. And the Fernwood 2Night spinoff. And the America 2Night spinoff of that.

Spin off my lawn.

intentionally ... that was unintentionally.

And... we can't do text-color here anymore, long time can we?

this comment intentional free of content

My late take: I'm with the Hat. Opera browser, when I'm outside of text boxes or embed controls, doesn't do anything special. Number keys (my setup, anyway) have browser functions that supersede whatever those Big Brother Browsers are doing to you guys.

Big Brother Browsers - sitcom bully or band name?

All right," Cohn finally said. "If you want to make it, that's good enough for me." -MPPPPPP
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I think it's safe to say, they don't make them like that anymore.

Let me tell you about that there global warming. I live in Oklahoma. Famous for sweltering summers. We live reside in an old, old uninsulated cement and steel barn. This summer, we haven't had air conditioning. A couple of box fans, and, with the exception of just a few days, it's been tolerable. Astonishing. Unprecedented.

Expect glaciers over Wisconsin starting this winter.

Oh, sure. I spend all that time tracking down Vicks posts in the last thread, come back here, and find out he's reposting them! Something should be mentioned in the post.

I suppose by the time this comment gets posted, another thread will be up. Keeping up with Ace of Spades as a lifestyle.

More coffee!

All clown outfits will follow the Unisex Clown Suit laws guidelines.

No sudden movements.

No loud noises.

No exaggerated voices.

Seltzer bottles, see squirting flower.

Not allowed where children are present.

No more makeup. it scares children.

No more big feet because, sexual implications.

No more squirting flowers; patriarchal symbol.

No more teeny cars. Auto safety is no joking matter.

No slapstick violence, no pies in the face, no giant mallets or guns with flags that say bang. Obviously.

Funny rubber masks of select conservatives only.

Obama-logo armbands must be worn during all performances.

No white male clowns because, racists not allowed.

Four Al-Qaeda Operative Behind Embassy Threat Killed By Drone Strikes In Yemen
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Whew. Resume threat level brown.

War on terror is one... I mean won. -BO

By the way, the dead LA bank hostage-taker was named Fuaed Abdo Ahmed. -Miss Marple
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Those Mennonites!

How does one pronounce "Fuaed" anyway? Rhymes with.. suede? Freud? Food? Phooied?