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Mon 2013 Aug 5

Mon 2013 Aug 5, 8:57am
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Tx kidnapper spots perps:
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Officers who responded to a 911 call found both suspects lying on the ground near the truck suffering from gunshot wounds. They were taken to different hospitals, where one of them was pronounced dead. The other suspect remained hospitalized in critical condition Friday.
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Reading that makes me smile much more than I probably should.

Mon 2013 Aug 5, 8:52am
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Vic, the demolition link goes to the boardwalk hit and run article.

Good morning, revolutionaries. I see we didn't get attacked yesterday. Did we?

Mon 2013 Aug 5, 1:17am
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(realize I'm not kryptonian, go on home to Uncle Ben and Auntie Em.)

Mon 2013 Aug 5, 1:15am
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OH NO! I KILLED THE BLOG! (crawls off in shame, opens the lead-lined box with the white kryptonite...)

Mon 2013 Aug 5, 1:13am
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My arch-nemesii are threatening to wreck havok. Does that seem cliched?

Mon 2013 Aug 5, 1:08am
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Does this cape look ghey?

Mon 2013 Aug 5, 1:06am
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Seriously, you guys. I have come to oppose weasels, weiners, trolls, hobos and commies, and fight for truth, justice, and... wait, what boobies? I didn't see any boobies except the cosplay jailbait's.

Mon 2013 Aug 5, 1:01am
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(try again)

It's midnight in the middle of America and that means it's time for the... oh, forget it.

Mon 2013 Aug 5, 12:58am
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Mon 2013 Aug 5, 12:58am
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bummer. sorry.

Sun 2013 Aug 4

Sun 2013 Aug 4, 11:42pm
On Ace of Spades

One last time, in honor of the award-winning Hellin Thomas's birthday, and with special sentiment for Preznit Birthday BuryO, I link to a graphic in my nic which I don't recomment clicking. (You were warned. NSFEyeballs.)

I've enjoyed hovering over you all tonight looking down, like a near-death out-of-the-body experience, but now I must leave you to your little gray boxes and go close my eyes and watch for meteors.

Y'all keep watch over things for me tonight. I don't want to wake up hearing that San Francisco is a smoking crater. Got a nephew there.

Sun 2013 Aug 4, 10:37pm
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Good evening. What am I doing here? Has my life really come to this?

More importantly, which moron was this? (h/t Drudge)

Man arrested for DUI after driving burning truck 15 miles with no tires...

(Link in nick, if you really need it.)

Sun 2013 Aug 4, 8:02pm
On Ace of Spades

When we were kids, Dad would take us out to the country place (where we now live) to lie out under the stars to watch the Perseids. Forty-five years he's been gone. I sure miss him.

I did the same with my kids, after we abandoned the orange glow of Windy City; but not since they growed up. We do have a pretty good viewing spot, but, not as dark as it was fifty years ago. The neighbor across the road with the giant spotlight on his roof? If shooting it weren't immoral, I'd... think more about it.

Several years ago, I remember the winter storm (Leonids?) was impressive, they were coming down so bright and heavy, not those tiny "was that one?" peripherally-seen scratches. I didn't want to go to bed, but it was cold and I had to anyway. During the night, there came a blast of light so bright that it actually woke me up, inside, in bed, on the other side of the curtains, and I had my eyes open in time to see the light fading. Now that was a showy year. Stop me if you'd heard that one.

Thanks for the reminder, CAC. Now if the clouds will cooperate, and all this rain we've had doesn't rise up and cloud the night sky....

Sun 2013 Aug 4, 9:45am
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The scalpel is useless. Fire up the acetylene torch

Sun 2013 Aug 4, 9:20am
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Happy Birthday, Mister President.

Preparing a unique reception for you here. Don't be late.

Sun 2013 Aug 4, 9:04am
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moving sucks. That is all. -Tami

Each one harder than the last in my experience.

Sun 2013 Aug 4, 8:52am
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Al Quida does not suspect my 3-D chessmaster plan to lure them out and fill them with unwarranted confidence and supply them with faulty weaponry and bad ammunition, and now they will face our network of military might hidden around the world.

Stay strong, citizens! God bless the United States of America!

Sun 2013 Aug 4, 8:12am
On Ace of Spades

It is not enough to train men for work; in a complex society there must also be provided efficient methods of place finding. Before training citizens in the highly specialized techniques of earning a living, they should be trained in one or more methods of commonplace labor, trades or callings which could be utilized when they were transiently unemployed in their specialized work. No civilization can survive the long-time harboring of large classes of unemployed. In time, even the best of citizens will become distorted and demoralized by accepting support from the public treasury. Even private charity becomes pernicious when long extended to able-bodied citizens.
(ca1935)

Sat 2013 Aug 3

Sat 2013 Aug 3, 11:49pm
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mfps- God bless.Wé survive. (Dad of daughter almost 32, twin sons 28.)

Paul Zummo - how many times i was glad God made babies so resilient!

Tired of hip places? Oklahoma: no mountains, no oceans, and the hippest place is... Tulsa! Nobody hip moves here.

Sat 2013 Aug 3, 10:45pm
On Ace of Spades

Bomb a bomb Obama
Fanana bana yo momma
Fee fi fo fama
o bomb a

Send away now for Al & the Kayduhs greatest hits!

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