It's all going blurry and dark.
Oh, wait, that's me. Gnite.
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Sat 2013 Jul 20
Sat 2013 Jul 20, 1:03am
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I'd like to apologize for Chris Matthews.
Bwah ha haah. Just kidding.
One of my finest creations..
WHO STOLE MY NUMBER?
Sat 2013 Jul 20, 12:59am
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my right hand and arm got a good workout.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
Well, you have to start small...
Sat 2013 Jul 20, 12:56am
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Everyone did the butt lift workout, right? (With or without bikinis)
Fri 2013 Jul 19
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 10:11am
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Off to have a day with no Ben headlines. Well, at least there was youse guyses. Have a day. Vaya con Dios.
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 10:03am
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"Conti, who calls herself Eden Sirene while in the water....
Maybe, you know, it wasn't the fin...?
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 9:49am
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"there's no way to transfer data from our current program to a new one..."
Can't you export CSV from Managing Your Money?
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 9:40am
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FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2013 09:19 AM
Sounds like your Bishop has contracted the Liberallike mind infection. A letter will hardly be enough. Intense reprogramming is required. Send your Bishop complete printouts of all Zimmerman posts and comments from AoS.
Uh, well, not all.
Seriously, it's a cult-like thinking process toured facing.
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 9:11am
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272 First off: obviously "Got Trayvoned" does not mean "jumped a stranger who then shot you in self defense." Which is weird, because that's what I would think it means.
Posted by: AllenG
That was my 1st thought as well.
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 9:05am
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Him: "All we have is that hollow-point right behind you."
Posted by: AllenG
*fortunately coffee-free snort-laugh* what a punchline!
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 8:55am
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Sadly, a wasted effort. What we got is much worse.
Posted by: MrScribbler
I don't know. Check your alternate history books. If we had a TK Prez, we might never have had, what, Reagan? And a generation he still inspires. We'll see what the current crook looks like in history... I should live so long!
Interesting times. :/
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 8:42am
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Mary Jo K. gave her life so we could avoid a Ted K. presidency.
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 8:30am
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As long as we avoid that kind of political leadership on a national level, we should be okay.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale
Hahahahahahahaha
weeps
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 8:26am
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74 I recall a conservative ______________ talking about ______________ __________ __________, and some muckety muck in the ______________ Democratic Party took to ______________ to call (him|her) a racist.
Posted by: @JohnTant
Reduced to template. Or Mad Libs form.
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 8:15am
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AK-47s for Zimmerman and all neighborhood watchfolk!
Good morning - y'all + coffee kickstarts my day.
"The city is proposing to sell off their art collection to help pay off their debt."
When the Fed is in the same position, I hope we're ready to buy the Declaration & Lincoln's statue so they don't go to Aruba or something.
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 12:09am
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Hoookay, I think I found the main comment of the evening, so I can be done here. Whew.
Fri 2013 Jul 19, 12:02am
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"seem to be arguing from a perspective which views physical violence as acceptable or even desirable"
Yes, As that has come out all along, I've been repeatedly reminded of the Boondocks cartoon describing N_gg_r moments: random contacts you could just walk away from but instead escalate to violence. Oh, look! Here's a compilation. (NSFW Language, violence, dark humor)
http://youtu.be/nJAVR5xGWE8
To be fair, there are equally insane R_dn_ck moments, but they probably usually involve more beer. Or purty gals.
Thu 2013 Jul 18
Thu 2013 Jul 18, 8:29am
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Made it through 150 fascinating comments. This thread stale yet? Before I reload to find out...
"The city council voted to ban the body paint costumes..."
Because of copyrighted themes, and concern for the skin health of the waitresses. Entirely within the proper province of our Lord Governors.
Wed 2013 Jul 17
Wed 2013 Jul 17, 11:27pm
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The Mrs is off at her friend's this evening, and I thought I'd indulge in some ONT time, but the dog is demanding I pay him attention. How can I make him understand, I'm busy lurking! Anyway, keeping up tonight is not enough of a challenge. Think I'll abandon ship.
Sarah Palin! Crossbows! Amnesty for married undocumented transgay extraterrestrials! Rubio in a yarmulke!
Okay, now I'll go.
Wed 2013 Jul 17, 11:16pm
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At what point will the prosecutors stop whining and moaning on talk shows that Zimmerman is a murderer?? ::FenelonSpoke
"All of a sudden this man gets up and says,
'How long will you blame the previous administration for all of your problems?'" Albright recounted.
"I said, 'Forever.'"
The story prompted laughter and applause from the crowd.
These people - they're serious.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/blame-bush-forever
(Horrifying graphic warning)
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