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Vintage Danish bush on Sesame Street? Wow. They have changed things up since my kids watched it.

No Vic news. No coffee yet. This day has already gone wrong. Whachoo all talkin bout?

the current movie version of Cap. -Yoshi

Every good bit about him is Kirby. Loved all the bits in the Cap movie that drew on the old mythos. But it's all still jarring. They did the Howlers great, but what were they without the old non-eyepatched white guy Sgt Nick Fury?

I leave you with how Cap should have ended.
http://youtu.be/ruMO9SXto0Q

Several years back, there was an Avengers (?) annual that had Ben The Thing Grimm visit an alternate world, [SPOILERS] and I think, basically, hang out with some other guys and play poker. The alternate world was essentially the Marvel Universe as it would have been if they hadn't kept retro'ing the characters and time lines. Talking about "whatever happened to," Spider-Man had just done a fade, nobody knew what happened to him, and Captain America had died with other first responders in 9/11. That just kinda hurts there.

Marvel was once fresh and set in the "real" world, and advancing in real time. Peter Parker was originally just a couple years older than me. So, he'd be in his mid-60s, kinda creaky for web-swinging, and Mary Jo would have some streaks of gray. The FF's kid would really be grown up by now; instead they put him through the age-suddenly-izer that kids too often get in comics. They didn't know what they had and they lost it. Anyway, the magic was basically over when Steve and Jack left.

There once was a Captain America, just like there once was a Superman. Even really good people who knew they had to be clean like the heroes they represent, like Lone Ranger Clayton Moore.

They stood for Truth, Justice, and the very best of the American Way. All available on re-runs, YouTube or NetFlix, but, oh, look, Jackass and LOLcats and Butthead cartoons!

'Nuff said, true believers.

"Why aren't they ogled and cherished?"

I knew the distinction was a fail when I attempted it.

Yet still, I dared.

Speaking of PC bullshit, the reason Krypton is imploding is because they "mined the core for energy sources"

That fluking fracking!

Different kind of boobs talk than usual on ONT tonight. Just making' an observation. Then again, I guess there's a consciousness variant at work, like, boobs are ogled, breasts are cherished, or something. Um, what? am I tired yet?

I was framed! My facebook account was hacked. There was a fire, a flood, earthquake, it wasn't my fauuuult!

Up to comment #222.

Jewel's breast is clean. Good.
Billy Bob's wrist is broke. Bad.
Those POWs were smart. Good.
Government regulations are dumb. Bad.
Someone already made the urine danger joke. Good.
This entire administration and most everybody else in the Federal and many other levels of government all seem to be stuttering clusterflukes of miserable tyrants. Bad.

Did I miss anything? Carry on.

"The government" = The Administration
The Administration = The Kenyan Candidate
qed
"government" = "Raaaacyyyyst!"

Join or Die

"Cities at risk include Chicago, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Detroit, Baltimore, Washington, Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Ohio, and Louisville, Ky"

that deserving list is targeted because they believe in climate change

"How TSA's Groping Softened Us Up For NSA's Snooping"

Amusing. I had just this thought a couple days ago when working up today's "Doodle" linked in nic leave donation and no there's not much connection really other than one quip but it's true I did think that.

"these assholes on the EEOC would be syphilitic prostitutes blowing drug addicts behind bushes in Griffith Park."

Some worthe phrases just bear repeating, I deem.

"Today we will learn about teachers fondling underage girls because of Parkinson's medication."

Dunno 'bout this case, but brains are funny chemical things and drugs can have the weirdest effects. (Drink!)

There was the case of the guy who suddenly went pederasty, lost his job, family, freedom, before they found the brain tumor. Tumor removed, lust came back under control. Years later, bad behaviors recur, and, yup, tumor's back. We are not always in charge.

But the general track record for teachers doesn't Occam-slice in this one's favor. Now, if he'd been a Priest....

"She lost 100K friends because they wanted her to say that there should be no guns out there."

Heh. "Friends." Easy come, easy go. "They weren't really your friends." (What is that line from? Arlo maybe?)

Meanwhile my daughter works on building friends among mis-taught young folk, one conversation at a time. Note: you'll find folks are more likely to see your side if you carefully couch a pointed question than if you make a blunt declaration.

Ah. Coffee's ready. Now we'll see some serious $#!+.

I'm not really bad. I'm just enumerated that way.

"the UN is in charge of collecting info instead of the US."

Silly Lindseygram. Spilling the beans! oh, well, too late, doesn't matter now....

Don't forget to clean me up, too!

Variant on the game has folks spotting which one is the Col. Klink, which one is the Schultz, which one is the Hogan, which one is the funny little French guy... now look around at the horde and tell me you don't see them. Especially that hot secretary...

"both sides of the political spectrum" ... thus, the World's Smallest Political Quiz type plane, where authoritarianism is at the bottom on a scale the far left and far right can't even acknowledge.

Goood night everybody /yakko voice

have to put my dog, my baby girl, to sleep.... -I Be That Chick

Our dogs can be the dearest, loyalist friend (even my boy who sometimes still goes thataway when I say c'mere). God bless you, Chick, with strength and all the powerful memories that smile through the tears.