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Sun 2013 Jun 2

Sun 2013 Jun 2, 2:09am
On Ace of Spades

They've taken out the queen of diamonds, and we are now witnessing the sleepers awaking... -The well-worn Political Hat

Long day, dull mind, that took me a beat, and then I thought, there's a reference that can date a person, but then I remembered there was the more recent re-make, and then I wished I hadn't remembered the re-make.

Um, say, your mileage may vary, but image searching queen of diamonds was interesting...

Sun 2013 Jun 2, 1:39am
On Ace of Spades

Stupid phone cannot click links embedded in text. —Beagle

Yeah, I use Opera on desktop and cell, and it doesn't recognize those text links. I have to cut & paste tediously. OTOH, the date/time stamps all show up on the cell as clickable and if accidentally hit launch the telephone function. That's... handy.

Sun 2013 Jun 2, 1:35am
On Ace of Spades

I spent years debating these people and 90+% of them have developed a near-perfect immunity to reality, which takes the form of accusing you of everything they actually do, and also the lying, which they may actually admit momentarily but they will tell the exact same lie the next day as if the previous day never happened. -Merovign

I just thought that bore repeating, being such a great summation of the persistently paralogical, projecting, and perniciously duplicitous personality.

Also, glad I saw the crazy standing cat video. I've got one that can stand up steadily to be petted, but nothing like that!

Sun 2013 Jun 2, 1:21am
On Ace of Spades

Forgive me. Let me make it up. Trust me.

http://bit.ly/livthdrm

Sun 2013 Jun 2, 1:15am
On Ace of Spades

Oh, I almost forgot why I stopped in. Boobs! Bikini top! Yess! You know you can't help but click it, even when the url says http://bit.ly/dontclik

Sun 2013 Jun 2, 1:06am
On Ace of Spades

Okay, finished (for today) hauling mattresses and boxes down thirteen steep, skinny stairs from the kids' old apartment and into a nice ground-level house.

Brought them housewarming gifts, all the essentials of life, hummus, quesadillas, sasparilla, beer, cider, wine, Rice Krispy treats, and toilet paper. Well, almost everything. Son went out for fresh cat litter.

Little tiny cat with little tiny brain doesn't really adapt as easily as larger-brained felines, I notice. Pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet SCRATCH!

Daughter managed somehow to break the handle on the tailgate of the truck. Cheap f'ing Nissan plastic handle. (Do you get the metal handle on the Titan?) Surprised it didn't happen sooner.

Still, she's managed to ding the tailgate on once borrowing it, knock the tailgate so it doesn't close right on another borrow, and now this. Something about the tailgate...

Sat 2013 Jun 1

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 10:58pm
On Ace of Spades

I could be hanging on the ONT, but, no, I'm helping son & daughter move. They're too young to have all this stuff!

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 10:35am
On Ace of Spades

"Oh, Theodore!"

"Gosh, Miss Landers!"

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 10:30am
On Ace of Spades

"Oh, Wally!"

"Oh, Eddie!"

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 10:24am
On Ace of Spades

June has always been very, very good to me.

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 10:21am
On Ace of Spades

ensuring old sock is burned

I ought to go do things. Cell's about out of juice anyway. Carrion, my wayward sons...

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 10:16am
On Ace of Spades

This is all so, like, Damok at Tanagra, you guys.

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 10:05am
On Ace of Spades

Because, diversity!

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 10:01am
On Ace of Spades

Why can't we all just get along?

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 9:53am
On Ace of Spades

I I me me I my me me I I I myself I me mine mine me I I I my mmm mmm mmmeeeee

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Sat 2013 Jun 1, 9:49am
On Ace of Spades

{Looking straight at camera} I did not have any whoopty-do with that woman.

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 9:42am
On Ace of Spades

Kill the wabbit!
Kill the wabbit!

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 9:38am
On Ace of Spades

One of my sons wears his kilt sometimes even when he's not going to some faire. No one is going to mistake the big guy for a female. I realize it's a, retro, steampunk, Renaissance, whatever, geek thing. Hey, I appreciate geek; I read comic books even at his age (tho I never dressed up as Spider-Man). My own thought about men in skirts doesn't matter (though I keep thinking of the kilt-lifting scene in Brave), so I don't tease more than once every time he does it. Maybe if he, like, carried a cudgle or a mace...

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 8:36am
On Ace of Spades

"What planet are the worthless suckers of cock on? There have been no laws passed by Congress to allow this."

Laws? Where we're going, we don't need laws.

Sat 2013 Jun 1, 8:31am
On Ace of Spades

'Make it painful. Obama laying off 2500 Walter Read employees due to "sequester".'

I awoke for some reason thinking about the FBI guy left alone with the suspect shot six times including once to the back of the head.

But then I glanced at Drudge for post-tornado headlines and saw that about Walter Reed and no hot meals in Afghanistan and I don't know what to get outraged about first. We as a govt never, ever, ever treat our military people right, but lately...

"...while evils are insufferable..." Been so long since we should've passed that!

So... good morning. Tornadoes went all around us last night. Others in these parts, not so lucky.

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