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Sat 2013 May 18

Sat 2013 May 18, 8:08am
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"I believe there will soon be an active effort against churches." -Miss Marple

"Soon"? I don't think you've been paying attention, dear Marple.

Sat 2013 May 18, 8:04am
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"We must have government approved prayers now?" -mama winger

"Under my rule plan, you can still keep your old Deity...

Sat 2013 May 18, 1:32am
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um, you guys are a bunch of racist losers and Obama is cool.

and stuff

(wearing troll suit to provoke horde)

Sat 2013 May 18, 12:34am
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"We're portrayed by Republicans as either being lying or idiots," said one Obama administration official who was part of the Benghazi response. "It's actually closer to us being idiots." - thunderb

No, lying idiots is closer.

Sat 2013 May 18, 12:01am
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Eye Are Ess
Eye Are Ess
Oh Wotta Mess
Oh Wotta Mess
It's backing up like a clogged up sewer
They all ran after the revenoor
But in the end we were all the poorer
For Eye Are Ess

Fri 2013 May 17

Fri 2013 May 17, 2:04pm
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Thinking about the targeting of the Tea Party & conservative, etc., groups, reminds me of another administration that thought the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy should be targeted. Stroll with me, friends, down faulty memory lane...

Seems t'me I read somewhere recently -- surely on some tinfoil hat site -- that during that administration, there was a fast-and-furious-like operation with similar objectives of helping push their nefarious disarming & targeting agendas. That operation succeeded in the perfect narrative-pusher when a Right Winger Patriot Nut bombed a Federal building in OKC. More-or-less in charge of that operation was a fellow named Holder.

Might be interesting to revisit those days, now, whatever the truth.

Fri 2013 May 17, 1:28am
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Did someone say cupcake? Mrs just brought some home-made ones from her friend's. They were sticky and sweet and as my daughter said, I could eat a dozen.

I think this is my moment to say, I'm off to have sweet dreams. Don't let the magic number catch you cryin'.

Fri 2013 May 17, 1:18am
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At first glance, I thought the wigs were cats.

Six hundred some messages? I just might not read them all tonight.

I see monikers familiar and not so. Hope yall are having a night.

Thu 2013 May 16

Thu 2013 May 16, 11:08am
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"If they really are studying, say, civil engineering it might really be that they wanted to look at a reservoir." -joncelli

Trespassing? After Midnight? With no local person as a contact or guide and all of a recently-negatively spotlighted ethnic persuasion? That would require extra helpings of dumb.

Oh. Engineers? Yeah, could just be poor judgment.

Thu 2013 May 16, 11:02am
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history repeats...

wonder why Twitter links refuse to show up on my cell.

Thu 2013 May 16, 10:41am
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"Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor." n AllenG (Dedicated Tenther)

Never gets old, but I do miss the original because, for all his success at destruction, as a U.S. President, he is most assuredly a SCOAMF.

The Pres is a SCOAMF.
The VP is a doddering dimwit of a bullying bastard.
The Speaker is a blubbering botoxed bitchwhipped boozehound.
The SoS is a muttering coward of a horsefaced traitor.
(None of which form good acronyms.)
I forget; who's next in line, Postmaster?

Thu 2013 May 16, 9:03am
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"Issa managed to shut Sheila Jackoff-Lee's Martian pie-hole"

I must've missed that one. Details? Link? Better yet, video?

Thu 2013 May 16, 8:52am
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MPPPP: That story was presented, IIRC with no truthiness disclaimer, in the booklet that came with the ... 50th? ... anniversary edition (what were those things? oh yeah) videotape. I've retold it a time or two m'self. Seemed "too good to be true," but I'm still a little disappointed to read it's debunked. 'Tis indeed sweet. And stranger things have happened.

Thu 2013 May 16, 8:44am
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"Levin last night: abolish the IRS, institute a flat or fair tax."

Mornin', y'all.

I'm jus' a iggerent old Okie boy what ain't got no econ degree, but tell me... why is the Fed taxing at all?

Always seemed t'me that your city or county should collect taxes ... preferably sales taxes leavened evenly on DVDs, wine, or gasoline ... the county passes a portion to the state, the state to the nation. I'm sure an equitable arrangement could be made to still provide the Congress a place to meet and the Chief Exec with temporary housing; no vacays, though.

(But I'm the same dreamer who always wondered why the USA didn't have 50 seats at the UN, all of them on the Sec Council.)

Wed 2013 May 15

Wed 2013 May 15, 9:54am
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"oh no! Kanye West's $750,000 Lamborghini is CRUSHED as it's trapped by girlfriend Kim Kardashian's electric gates"

This will knock Jolie's breasts off the top headlines!

Wed 2013 May 15, 8:45am
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"Yesterday, Minnesota became the 12th state (plus DC) to legalize gay marriage. It's the third state to do so this month."
"And yet most people think it is silly." -waldo

But Minnesota is silly! Spills with that silly-named capitol. And the silly Senator.

(I'm getting behinder each minute. new one up yet?

Wed 2013 May 15, 8:25am
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wow, it's true! pixy fix! my /i failed but no Italians came invading.

(dances past barrel, chuckling)

Wed 2013 May 15, 8:22am
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Benghazi? yeah, yeah
IRS abuse? yawn yawn
Nekkid wimmenz block traffic? (thunder of link clicking)

Wed 2013 May 15, 8:14am
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Last night's ONT - and others - when folks talk about, or talk to, or quote back from trolls, and Da Banhammer done been wielded, it's like seeing the shadows of human forms left after the nuke flash.

When folks use comment numbers and the comments are gone, it's like that townhouse in Harry Potter where smugglers can only see the houses on either side.

Sometimes the effort of typing a comment, especially on a cell, far outweighs any tiny value the comment might have had. [This/i] is one such comment!

Good morning.

Tue 2013 May 14

Tue 2013 May 14, 9:31am
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"Could it be that the republicans are going to sandbag these investigations...." -ET

The commentary conflates: I read that as "going to funbag." For some reason!

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