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If I don't hurry home, set the coffee maker, get in bed, and get to sleep, I'll never get First on the morning thread. So...

a) what?

b) g'nite Gracies.

Here, let me help you with that math.

You got any money? Give it all to me.

Thanks. Now you understand zero.

What else do you need?

And with all the video the DOJ has everything they need to convict. At least that is my understanding. -t-dubyah-d at April 27, 2013 12:20 AM (u6lBN)

So, rubber hose it is. 'Cause waterboarding with a throat tube would be unkind.

Moron parking job?
http://youtu.be/dsTiPhcaeus

460 mindful, sorry , that was from Okc. Thought she was in Edmond. Hope sons house is good!

mindful my sil posted a picture of some handball sized ones from Edmond. -lou's a girl at April 26, 2013 11:45 PM (vgd4f)

Where my son lives. Just texted him.

I was thinking today about the Mirandizing of Speedbump's baby brother.

The point of all that has to do with fair trials and all, right?

So, if you take him out and beat him with a hose until he's confessing every sin he ever committed, every name he ever knew, and cusswords he didn't even know he remembered, you can't use those statements against him in court. So?

Since he's pretty much guaranteed to be a jailbird for life anyway, if not electric grill fodder?

Thanks to those upstream suggesting Talking Heads. I dropped some in a playlist and now they're burning down the house live.

402 mindful my sil posted a picture of some handball sized ones from Edmond.

Holy cow, some big as hail stones in Ok. Hope you Ok morons are not losing windows/windshields etc. -lou's a girl at April 26, 2013 11:04 PM (vgd4f)

AKA Spring as Usual. Looks like the worst of this one is going to squeak by just south of us. Down toward OKC, angry skies as usual.

OMG This is serious, you guys! Dangerous trend! SFW!
http://youtu.be/OFro7RlKzE8

Oh. Also, good evening, y'all.

there are consequences for blasting-out your crazy for the entire freaking world to see? Who'd-a-thunk?

Time for change of behavior... buenos dias, moronos.

Buy our new CD, "Hate Messages Written in Lipstick on Her Breasts," also available on iTunes. Hard-corpse punk-country. Or Count-punkry for sorority types.

The first rule of the stupid finger tapping secret handshake is that no one talks about etc

The important question is, now liberated from the confines of ΓΔ, how can she best monetize being the c-punt girl on the infrawebz?

Whoever Wrote This Headline Clearly Didn't Read The Article

Whoever wrote this headline clearly didn't want to give us a clue why whoever wrote that headline clearly...
y'know what? this is tedious tapping on a cell...

"Say what you will about Sinatra, he was always a staunch supporter of Israel and loved this country."

A creepy bully and friend of thugs and murderers. But a swell American. Just noble gangsters like the ones that teamed with the feds against the Nazis in Rocketeer....

And Mark Fuhrman is a cop you'd want on your side in a fight, but he helped blow the OJ case.

And Hitler liked dogs.

And those bomber boys helped the neighbors carry groceries...

JJ, I love you, maan, but these are not ameliorating matters. Say what you will.

Pigford was a scam?

Wish somebody had told me!

US Female sailor beats the crap out of would be rapist with knife. http://is.gd/K5xAE5

My appreciation for this news is mitigated by the sentence structure making it look like she beat him with a knife. Try 'knife-weilding rapist."

And in future, run all headlines by my desk for grading.