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For fifteen minutes, they let me play on the big computer with a real keyboard and screen. Then they make me go back to my cell. It's cruel. While I shuffle back, perhaps not to return tonight, I leave you with the puppy pinwheel.
http://youtu.be/k5pWve3-SDY

Mouse scroll resolution.

1. Locate 5# rubber mallet.

2. Apply with emphasis to mouse.

3. Talk a walk.

Oh, SCROLL!

I thought you said STROLL!

what browsers do you guys use and recommend?

Also Opera. IE when something doesn't work right and there's absolutely no other choice, but I can't remember the last time that happened. I have Chrome installed - I use it to run the program that lets me (sometimes lets me) do cell-synched text msgs on the desktop. Flakey, stupid androidware-chromeware evil Google people. Opera.

But the whole system has to be rebuilt from the circuits up. It's a top-heavy mess, since back in the Netscape days, the current cumbersomeness of which is hidden by megamemory and high-speed processing. House of cards. Plug-ins on top of browsers on top of GUI on top of turtles all the way down.

And Agent for email. Get off my lawn.

Also, good evening, y'all.

Solar system GIF - nice. Wonder if there's full video?

I Don't Know The Backstory and I'm Content Not To
—Ace

Re the picture of O and Babs Bush, I think they just heard "Bill Clinton jokes about wanting George W Bush to paint him naked,"* which shows there are some things so horrible even Obama can't take the thought.

*link on Drudge to Mail

(CWCD, Mrs Mindful made the connection. I pass it on.)

Since I need to shed yesterday's stale sock here in public as it's done, might as well also add, although I generally eschew the vulgar as insufficiently expressive...

Fuckingly fuck these fucking fucks and the rainbow Skittle shitting unicorn JEF rode in on.

Surfeit of sufficient.

Good to see the time cap survived better than the car in Tulsa a couple years ago.

"Walmart Worker Allegedly Prostituted Himself In Store Bathroom During Breaks." Wow, something at Sally-Mall not mfgd in Red China! (I assume....)

I hope last night was the end of March and we can get on with May now.
O-o-o-oklahoma,
Where the Summer and Winter
alternate by daaaaays....

I still have questions re the sock stats. if I'm curly Bob in 10 comments and curly Joe in 10, which is the sock? If I use a different handle every time, am I anybody?

"My grandpa has those. Turns out he really just wets his pants. That is when he remembers to put them on."

The wonders of punctuation (or lack thereof).

"That is [COMMA,] when he remembers to put them on," I presume was intended.

Otherwise, I get the picture of grandpa whizzing on the trousers as a mnemonic to wear them.

Fred Savage, your Oscar awaits you.
Phrases Never Uttered Before or Again for $1000 Alex.

Let's face it: if They didn't keep coming up with their nonsense, we might never have arrived at the above-quoted.

So, there's that.

Ditching last sock lest it recur unintentionally.

I (heart) Dick Cheney

New moronette LadyS commented good morning at stale end of last thread. Someone pass her the Moovin' with the Morons memo about keeping up.

A Mindful Webworker, As far as i know nadda.

Still S . Atkkinson did come out with more Info yesterday?

Perhaps it will help grease the wheels .

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Say, did we ever hear from any Benghazi survivors, 'cause I heard rumblings, then, nada.

Posted by: A. Mindful Webworker's wandering mind... what? at April 24, 2013 10:46 AM (Ynbgq)

They'll be on right after this break.......BUY GOLD.......

Say, did we ever hear from any Benghazi survivors, 'cause I heard rumblings, then, nada.

"I still say it isn't really a religion, but rather a political and military movement disguised as a religion." -Miss Marple at April 24, 2013 09:44 AM

Now stale thread. Let's discuss "religion." The word is too broad for meaning. A cult may use a "God" or a "Leader," or some other focus, but by the fruits do you know them, right? Some individual dupes in Jonestown might've been truly devout, personally religious, however misled and irreligious Jones proved to be.

"There is no God but Allah" sounds similar to "I am the Lord your God, you shall have no other gods before me," but it seems only one leads to "Love God as your Father and all as your brethren; on this hang all the laws and the prophets," the Golden Rule, the social compact of liberty and responsibility.

You just take your shotgun and you go out on your porch and fire off a couple barrels, BLAM! BLAM! --that'll chase off those drones.

342 Mindful,

the other way to kill drones is to have cheap RPVs to engage in willful mid air collisions with them

illegal jamming might be useful. -Bitter Clinger
anyone can hijack a drone. No problem. -I gave up the constitution

ideas! bueno!

Now, URLs?

How do you bait a Faraday cage trap for those tiny drones?

I'd actually like a drone to check on the South 40 remotely. And, pure fun. Remember keedz, drone responsibly.