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I always win.

You can waste me. You can use me. You can't stop me.

Plus, wounds healed, no extra charge.

My name is not Gaia. I don't even know any Gaia. I know a Luna, she and I hang out a lot. But no Gaia.

Have you met my chiropractor, Dr. Smod?

Yeah, I did it.

The comments being down... I don't know what I did, but I'm sure it was my fault. It was that unintentional post, wasn't it, the one with too many italicized ampersands....

must... get... sleep... o, no, wait, that's my ONT line...

must... feed... pets... and get some things done this morning...

that's right.

"The purpose of a law is to punish those who break it, so I call for stiffer penalties for drug offenses" -Alex Stephens

That's how Okla. finally got liquor by the drink; Arty Gen Edmondson started enforcing the BYOB club laws. So, that can work, if it affects enough folks.

JJ Season's countdown goes 'way too slow!

OK drilling-caused quake - of course it's b.s., but what gets the headlines? We don' need no stinkin' facts; we've got SCARY STUFF.

" I used to be on the side of police on a lot of types of issues but no more. We are turning into a police State with this insane 'war on drugs' that we lost decades ago."

Coffee smells good, eh, now that you're awake??

The War on Selected Substances was always just one wedge on the war on human liberty. Now that the booze-consuming "conservative" drug hawks get a taste of "first they came for the potheads," maybe they can better understand the implications of the 21st Amendment. If not the 9th & 10th.

Gooood morning, world.

I read aloud re Cyprus guns (early comments) & wife says, wait, there's six places with MORE than 36 guns per person? then of course we found the correction. That's like every person armed like the Mask in that one scene.
http://www.sectalk.com/board/public
/imported_images/1.bp.blogspot.com
/the-mask-jim-carrey-guns-weapons-rockets.jpg

Shatner decries the IRS Trek parody -c/o Drudge
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room
/news/290319-shatner-appalled-by-irs-star-trek-spoof

home... and faaaadinnnnggggggg
good night gracies

Wait! Wait! Unpost! Oh, dang...

"Praesent nec check out this gangster leo ghetto molestie."

Good to see the AoS ONT posts have finally ascended to the award-winning quality-of-thought level of the comments.

My workday done, instead of getting to play on the ONT, I must now leave my full keyboard and big, easy-to-read monitor, go home, crawl under the covers, and there maybe I can read a few early comments on my cell until I fall asleep, weeping for humanity. Or checking out EC's wife's pictures. Wait, did I type that out loud?

What did the Joker say after reading Ace of Spades?

Why so serious, you guys?

Nic links to my dumb little bacon vid.

What? It's on-topic, right?

Also the end of Henrí"s Friskies vids part deux... heh

I want to comment
Where everybody knows my name...

Since AoS word-spewing algorithms are plainly glitches, I have an excuse to quit reading and start doodling some webworks.

In a world gone mad, AoSHQ is an island ... like that book... something flies...

I'll watch the vids in town on the big screen, but my cell wants to know, whose job is it to reset the Ace emulator? It's schedule function is 'way off. It even stepped in Gabe's headlines.

(Autoincorrect tried to 'fix' Gabe to Mugabe. Hmmm.)

"First post." -Ace's first post. Poor Ace. Did he suspect back then it would come to this?

made it up to #150. can't... go... on... but...

'Twas the like of Jane Fonda in NVN inoculated me 'gainst leftyhood even in my ignerntest days.

So there's that.

lying & academia... what did Rather say... wrong but true... no...

Always knew about the snow words thing. Oklahomans have forty words for dirt, though.

Ponca City home defender ... article does not name homeowner, or give his address, but does name neighbor "across the street." Doesn't this undercut whatever protection is afforded by not ID'ing the homeowner?

"As the caller waited for police, the intruder managed to break into the home."

Gee, it's just like that saying...

"Florida: Our Gators Are More Fuckable Than Our Whores
And Bite Your Junk Less"
-naturalfake at March 24, 2013 10:09 AM

Today's headlines best mashup winner

#UglyCar

I wasn't going to look (hassle on the cell), then rickl wrote, "It's a car! It'a a colander!" Holy rusty metal, Barman, is that original and not custom? And matching puke-green hubcaps! Woot!