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Sun 2013 Mar 24

Sun 2013 Mar 24, 10:20am
On Ace of Spades

Buy sugar, sell it at a loss, cost taxpayers millions... win-win! Brilliant, Brain! Brilliant! Oh, wait, wait...

Sun 2013 Mar 24, 10:13am
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" Pharaoh Oshitforbrains gives terrorists money after Congress says no..."

Well, if it was good for Ron and Ollie....

Sun 2013 Mar 24, 10:11am
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"Senate passes amendment that forbids the US from joining Bogus UN agreement to grab guns."

wait... PASSES? Inhofe, my MAN!

Baynerr vows to fight it in the House....

Sun 2013 Mar 24, 9:49am
On Ace of Spades

"... smoked marijuana and snorted Ecstasy.... during sexual contact... acted as though she was trying to eat his genitals...."

That darn pot! Anslinger warned us this would happen!

Sun 2013 Mar 24, 9:43am
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" Another reason to not buy lottery tickets. "

Nobody has to know you won...

Sun 2013 Mar 24, 1:33am
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Farced!

wait... 650 comments already?

Reboot!

Sat 2013 Mar 23

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 10:58am
On Ace of Spades

NUMEROLOGICAL

egad

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 10:54am
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But.. but.. pointless neurological achievement, or something

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 10:46am
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WINGS SPREAD

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 10:42am
On Ace of Spades

"I'll never forget the first one I saw ... it flew across a road in front of the car, and I didn't quite believe my eyes."

Yes! Same here. Mrs & I four-wheeling in the mountains above Pecos, NM. Really close in front of us. I had two immediate thoughts:

-If I were new to America and hungry, I'd think I'd found Heaven.

-The angle, the widespread... It looks exactly like the bottle!

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 10:36am
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#SMODvDC

Mentioned this before, but worth a random repeat on a cold Saturday morning...

We need to start moving a few things to the Republic of the Remaining States, befor DC burns. I'm sure Prez Obam would let us have em cheap. Lincoln memorial. Couple of old documents... might want to get that bell from Phila., too.

Would Liberty look as good in Houston?

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 10:18am
On Ace of Spades

king baraka, great minds (viz 144) picking the low-hanging fruit.

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 10:13am
On Ace of Spades

Last night's ONT fell just short of the 1K mark. I could say we need volunteers to go post 17 comments pointlessly, but really I'm just shaking off a brackish sock.

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 9:53am
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If I had a son, he would look just like Demarquis Elkins.

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 9:42am
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#Commenting

"I've had abolutely nothing to say lately."

Hi, Mama AJ. I'd say, at least wave hello as you did; nice to know you're here. Online, it's Escribo o Non Sum.

My 4 yrs of HS Latin almost half a century ago do not help me have any idea how close I got with 'escriba.' Might be Español. You post or you don't exist. mmmmmmm

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 9:33am
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#KidMurderers

oh, that murdered baby looks just like my cousin's little boy!

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 9:15am
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#JesusStomping

I was shocked and surprised to read that "Professor Poole is the vice-chairman of the Palm Beach Democratic Party."

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 8:58am
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#JesusStomping

I was so shocked an surprised to read that "Professor Poole is the vice-chairman of the Palm Beach Democratic Party."

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 8:45am
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c'mon, folks. 1000 is just a few comments away!

Sat 2013 Mar 23, 8:42am
On Ace of Spades

"Pakistani fertilizer maker ...seeking U.S. taxpayer subsidies in order to open a factory in Indiana."

Well, when they start setting up IEDs here, you don't want them to have to import the stuff, do you?

IEDs are (sometimes) fert bombs? Didn't know that. No expert I, I thought fert bombs had to be big, a la OKC.

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