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Sat 2013 Mar 16

Sat 2013 Mar 16, 10:45am
On Ace of Spades

http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=338383#c20336486

Why repeat my take on the blog award when I can just link it, right?

Plus linked in nic, short vid re BO's comedy stylings. Award-winning by association.

oyg vhhjkjh sorry. Brushed a cat hair off the touchscreen.

Sat 2013 Mar 16, 9:52am
On Ace of Spades

Reports coming out of Pella today suggest that the alleged Messiah, Jesus of Nazareth, plans to bring his road show to Jerusalem this week. He's hot after raising his friend Laz from the dead. Jesus knows there's a death sentence on his head. He must have some secret trick up his sleeve. Many suggest he may be about to establish himself as King. Exciting stuff. Stay tuned.

Sat 2013 Mar 16, 2:49am
On Ace of Spades

Obam's Comic Timing - an itty bitty viddie linked in my nic.
For your late-night entertainment. That's all I've got. Gooood night, Gracies.

Sat 2013 Mar 16, 1:34am
On Ace of Spades

Well, crap! I suppose now that Ace has won the all-important highly-pressteejious whatever that was award, all of us fourth-tier, clown car commenters will be locked out, or relegated to the ONT after Midnight Pacific, or something.

Not good enough, they'll rule. The goofy Freshmen can't be seen distracting from the presteej-building shmart militarish higher-class morons' comments. Gotta start angling for next year's awards, after all!

Well...

Don't let all the fame and glory go to your heads, Ace-oids, but, yeah, congratulations, I suppose, if I gotta be sincere, darnit shucks. Who did you bribe?

By the way, did you know there are long, rambling, computer-generated texts posted during the day under the "Ace" pseudonym? I just found that out recently. I know Ace is just one of those made-up characters, a kind of Alfred E Newman running gag on the blog, and here I find there are, like, a bunch of words posted under his name. I suppose the awards committees just overlook those gag posts, though. (Sorry, I self-denounce for inappropriate fourth-tier presumption to tease Ace.)

Fri 2013 Mar 15

Fri 2013 Mar 15, 11:09am
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No apostrophe needed in "Judge: Feds" headline.

"Judge: Fed&s Can't Make Dominos Founder Offer Birth Control"

FIFY

Fri 2013 Mar 15, 10:51am
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uh, autoincorrect changed both names in my last msg. I gv up ... cell text is no wy to comm

Fri 2013 Mar 15, 9:50am
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@MPPPP: I'm confused. What's Arises got to do with Carney? I was all set for the tie-in. Maybe I need more coffee.

Thu 2013 Mar 14

Thu 2013 Mar 14, 10:42am
On Ace of Spades

Didn't look at the deaths chart, but enjoying its dissection here. Reminds me of the article linked recently debunking the meteorite fossils story.

I want to see the chart comparing websurfers' actual knowledge vs what they think based on bogus sensationalist stories and f'd-up charts. That wouldn't be depressing.

Thu 2013 Mar 14, 10:22am
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"There's a word for people who use that method: Parents." -Empire of Jeff at March 14, 2013 09:54 AM (kEj+5)

Hi! One daughter, twin sons. (Twins - that's what we got for saying, okay, God, we'll have one more.) True, Jeff, you gotta know what you're doing - it's not just circling days on the calendar! And if you oops, well, good thing you were married and willing to take on the consequences. Worked for us, so well I sometimes regret our not having had more kids. Sometimes.

But the point was, Pope-approved, within marriage, and a far cry from what Chris Matthews's type mean.

Thu 2013 Mar 14, 10:04am
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43 >>>"…birth control is a norm, and nobody considers it immoral. No one does in the Catholic Church.

And no one does in the play area of Chicago McDonalad's restaurants, either.

Posted by: Bigby's Uptwinkles at March 14, 2013 09:48 AM

Best headline mash-up award

Thu 2013 Mar 14, 9:58am
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"The Conclaves Canny Choice" BenK

Should that be "Conclave's"?

"5733 S. Kezie Ave." -Nevergiveup at March 14, 2013 09:41 AM

Kedzie

Thu 2013 Mar 14, 9:52am
On Ace of Spades

CHRIS MATTHEWS: "…birth control is a norm, and nobody considers it immoral. No one does in the Catholic Church."

It's relatively true. Rhythm is still perfectly acceptable as conception control, right? (IANA Catholic but my wife was, and, yes rhythm + rigorous self-control works pretty well.)

Thu 2013 Mar 14, 9:20am
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Hey, did you guys start without me? Why didn't you wake me? Shoot! All the glazed are gone already. So, what's the news? (Looking up the thread's skirt)

Thu 2013 Mar 14, 2:31am
On Ace of Spades

I never even got here, now I'm tired, I have to go
It's tough to be so sleepy that you're incommunicado...

Myanmar shave

Wed 2013 Mar 13

Wed 2013 Mar 13, 9:29am
On Ace of Spades

"FL proposes bill to make DST permanent..."

Blah hah haaaaaaa. Stupid never quits. Yes, this would effectively END DST, so it would definitely be preferable. But a law changing Noon to 1pm is about as smart as making Pi equal to 3. Sheesh!

Tomorrow is Pi day, BTW.

Wed 2013 Mar 13, 9:11am
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G'morning world in a cell screen. Day has begun. Pets are fed. Now to reading The Nooz & Commentariats.

Wed 2013 Mar 13, 1:18am
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Egad... so late... read post.. good post... and 50 comments, bit... must sleep... clean sheets... mmmm... keep defending, citizens!

Mon 2013 Mar 11

Mon 2013 Mar 11, 12:29pm
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It's all 1s and 0s anyway.

Mon 2013 Mar 11, 12:16pm
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Heralder: It's also obvious North Korea's America's threat identification and managment skills are seriously freakin' lacking.

FIFY

Mon 2013 Mar 11, 12:09pm
On Ace of Spades

scrapped armistice ...

Hadn't you heard? Wife is preggers. Had to celebrate in the worst way.

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