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"I'm watching the blue state canaries dying in the coal mine "

First line of a country song,... in a Texas drawl.

Excuse me while I remove an old sock.

Did anybody try the gluten-free, dairy-free baked doughnuts with xylitol icing that Mary Cloggenstein left on the buffet? They're not bad, but they have a funny aftertaste.

I think her chell-specker was stoned this morning, too.

"Oops! White House admits killing al-Awlaki's 16 year old son was a mistake."

At this point, what difference does it make, serious, you guys.

talk now is to create a central database of "mentally ill" people....

Start with all registered Democrats...

Snarl! How does "arrived" autoincorrect to "carried"?

Under 100th!

Hey, kid. Click my nic. Henh.

Egad! Monday carried an hour early and nobody re-set the cats.

" 13 Congressman from OK says Helicopter Ben is not going to the grocery store ..."

Our new boy Bridenstein - God grant he avoids DC-ification.

I get so confused. There's three threads up already this morning. Where are the kewl keeds playing?

And if I go to the Marine-minting thread, a comment about free bacon-flavored water in China would make no sense, so is that a good enough reason?

My new 46-second viddie, The Got No Bacon Song, linked in nic. Warning: silly waste of time.

" I think you'll need to go to a physical library - but I did find what paper it was in: New York Sun June 3 1894"

I luvz this place!

Who knew this could happen when you gave infinite morons lectronicky typewriters - Shakespeare? It's been done.

"The men dining there could be fed sauteed cardboard, and would never notice."

How did you find out our secret recipe? Industrial spy!

"There is no longer any reason to not consider the formation of a new party."

Rs and Ds function effectively as a shared monopoly. Whatever approach you take, forming a new party, taking over a third, or trying to tame the wild elephant, the Establishment will put its considerable might into using or destroying you. You have to be big enough, rich enough, popular enough, fast enough they can't bury or compromise you.

New thread up... oh, wait, never mind. It's gaming.

" Putting up with all that tightness and binding? Those gals earn the big tips."

For those of both genders interested in the technology, Jenna Marbles
http://youtu.be/HErdtVkR3Nw

http://minx.cc/?blog=86&post=338177#c20303226
Yeah, sure. Bring up Schlaffley and force me to link back to my embarrassingly self-revealing post from a couple days back.

I'm glad you mention all the momentum the ERA had, including the Presidents. We weren't that weird to think it was a good idea. The past is an alternate dimension; they did things differently there.

And the spelling nazi within whispers that her name is missppelled several times in the post ... and possibly here in mine.

"...for conservatives is to run as a Democrat and vote conservatively. It splits the Democrat party and causes rifts like they have done to the Republican party."

Great idea, Brain! Oh, no, wait, wait. The Left vet and purge while the right embrace RINOs. The left corrupt and infiltrate and lie and fearmonger while the Right follow truth and demand honesty. It just won't work.

It's like the age-old problem that the folks who just want to be left alone are not the ones who aspire to power. How can we be as wily as the serpents, as foxy as the foxes, while still being as gentle as lambs (but not mindless as sheep), true to Principle and Purpose.

Michelle and Hillary, the mud-rasslin' primaries!

Neighbor Bob says he re-sets the cattle for Daylight Savings Time by winding their tails one turn, clockwise.

I tried that on the cats, but only once.

I hate DST. It's foul tyranny, insipid. stupid, pointless, annoying, tyranny. Especially since I forgot to re-set the alarm on the cell. At least the coffee pot went off at the right time. Did I mention I hate DST?

"SNL off to a good start." -Craig Poe at March 09, 2013 11:32 PM

That's how they've suckered folks in for decades now!

Waving hellos as I come in for a crash landing from which I may not walk away.

Here's an idea. Instead of Daylight Savings Time, what if we had clocks calibrated based on location. Like, when the sun was straight up, it was noon, wherever you are. Novel idea, huh? Geo-aware cells and desktops aren't exactly rare, and calculating the current sun time based on location isn't exactly rocket science. Time zones? We don' need no steenkeng time zones!

I'm like all serious, you guys.

Oh yeah, I meant to say, for whatever my CommenTourettes causes me to do this evening, I denounce myself in advance, if it's not already too late.

"Liberals are all about right to privacy, right? "

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Heh

heh

Do you have something to hiiiiiiide?