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Okay, I''m back. Took longer than I thought. Did I miss anything? You can resume commenting now.

Last!

Haa Haa!

That's it for me. And I just got here. Sux.

WAIT! Did I see SOS mentioned? 'ze back?

Now I have to go read some dang comments before I can power down. I know how that goes... oh nooes!

Everybody just stop posting, until I get back, okay?

Oh. My. I hadn't heard that one about Hillary in OLoGuadalupe. I just tried to relate this to Mrs W... but... the Stupid! It is so painful it burns! How did the image keep from weeping?

Mrs W said, it's like MO putting her arm around the Queen. There are no protocol directors. No decorum. No preparation. No regard. No sense of anything of value.

What are you trying to imply? I see absolutely no similarity here.

Plainly, during Carter, the world was monochromatic. That man is burning the gray#9, white, and gray#4. The people are all the gray-skinned people. What happened to them, huh? One word: Buuu ush. You can't see any flames, just a bunch of "smoke." So on top of everything else, this has clearly been darkroomshopped.

Obama the rainbow bringer has hoped and changed everything. Color, man! That's what I see in that second picture. Vivid red! Bright White! Velvety Blue! Bright orange flames! They soaked that flag in clean-burning E5 ethanol, too. Sad about that smoke inhalation death thing, though, wow. But that was the flag, not the ethanol.

The static would be easier to skip past if the poster's name came before the post. Y'know?

It's Talk Like a Fapping Pirate Month!

Tell us your stories!

Romney has never addressed whether he paid taxes during the American Revolution. Film at !!111!11!!!

http://bit.ly/Sn5WM3
The whole Benghazi thing was an attempt to "do Carter right" by staging a hostage situation and TFG got shafted, someone says. I think that's the message here. Sad how likely this sounds, isn't it!

http://bit.ly/UvG5mU
And the scandalous video nobody ever saw was part of a conspiracy of Islaminazis. To, you know, show how despicable the West is and enrage rageboys, I guess.

http://wapo.st/QcPtKH
Then there's the "'large number' of shoulder-fired, heat-seeking missiles and "2,000 semiautomatic rifles and ammunition" missing in Libya.
The War News Updates guy remarks, "ominous."

Ain't it a funny world.

Boy, I'm going to go home now and sleep far away from computers and even my cell has failed. And when I wake up, this better all be fixed, y'hear me?

Is it just early, or is this a rather sedate mid-week ONT? Not that I mind. The signal's clear but there do seem to be some patches of static.

I hate Illino... oh, I see that one's been taken. Good.

I typed "sombre"? Am I colouring my speech with Aulde Ænglish or does that rhyme with "hombre"?

Detective Chimp and Doctor Strange. I don't know how Ross's cover would be (oh yeah, I do), but, that's already a great picture in my mind!

Story by... Alan Moore!!1! :D

Oh, something else I'd thought to pass along.

"Obama got Osama and saved GM" some have cried. Riiiight.

Gates of Vienna: Friday Fun in Oslo

Leaving the rotting Detroit wreckage aside, the Muslims have a new cry, you know. "Obama, Obama, we are all Osama."

But... but... what about the YouToob videoooooo!

Hmmmm.

A mostly-unreadable LameCherry post that suggests the theory that Benghazi was supposed to be a kind of anti-Carteresque hostage rescue to boost Obama, and instead his cohorts decided to show O what they think of him. Not a lot to back the theory, but isn't it tragic it's all too believable!

Relatedly, a much more readable and well-documented suggestion at NiceDeb that "Innocence of Muslims Film was Made by Terrorists." Seems this alleged "Coptic" is long-time good buds with an Egyptian who "hated Copts with a passion and is well-known in the Middle East as a master schemer, probably one of the best the Middle East has produced [and who] also has multiple contacts with terror networks."

All tinfoil hat stuff, of course. And there are no American tanks in Bagdad.

Cheater.

Robodog7 commented:
There will be a 12 hour pit while the # 0 car recharges it’s battery.

Winnah!

When I saw the headline, I thought, yes, sure, no doubt. O is that popular. I'm sure they're all in line with the high gas prices, especially.

Got here by way of link at NiceDeb, which is funny because that was my first visit to NiceDeb and I RSSubsribe to GP.

Uhhhh.... my first encounter with LameCherry. I think I actually sort-of-mostly read the whole thing. Really, I think my brain started going zzzz after the phrase "I have eluded to." [sic]

I like the theory, though, if I gathered it correctly, that it was supposed to be a hostage rescue and backfired. If there was some evidence to back up this theory, I failed to parse it out in LameCherry's writing, but, as the Mrs says, isn't it tragic that such a theory is immediately believable.

O/T, but, Mr DuJan, maybe you can speak to this: There is famously no love lost between the Clintons and Obama. Yet both seem to be on the same side regarding the Islamists, viz. Hillary's Pal Huma Abedin. Maybe you've addressed this before, but I have a little trouble without a scorecard.

Here's a palate cleanser:

Decades back, when "backwards masking" was "discovered" in Stairway to Heaven, when only by ruining our phonograph needles could we find out how Paul McCartney died (hint: in a car crash), my brother and I did some recordings where we'd sing something forwards, play it backwards, learn the whole backwards version phonetically, record it that way, and play it back. The weird thing was, often, the words sounded fine, the voices were just a little bit off on the attack/decay ends. Kind of a bust of an experiment, but fun, especially the bizarre constructions we wrote down as the backwards "words."

I absolutely do not buy into backmasks. It's all aural pareidolia. But, while looking for O saying "Yes we can," I ran across this video, and so I pass it along, but just for fun.

While I still always watch, and sometimes she gets off a really good one, this show has lost some of its luster for us. The heavy-handed laugh track has become quite tiresome, when it isn't actually repulsive. She could expand her repertoire of delivery from just snark, especially on the more sombre matters. For those reasons, 'round our house, we've come to prefer Scott Ott's reports. But it's all good to have 'em all out there!