One of my Republican-State Senators voted Nay. Hope I hear why on the morning talk shows Monday. The other abstained. Maybe he's back in rehab?
Thought Moonbattery might find this interesting as I did: "[Obama's] dad taught him to love jazz." When was this, now? Which Dad? On PoliNation
He explained that while Americans may "have the freedom" to speak their mind, ultimately, they "have no right to [talk about Muslim] holy issues" as it will incite "hatred or war among people."
Bring it on!
Help! I'm stuck in the ONT thread and can't get out!
Hey, Sly! I've been wanting to haul some out since a couple days ago when everybody is a star got stuck in my head. So, since mt cody mentioned it
http://youtu.be/3ahhmiuyko0 (ad first)
OOoo! A survey!
Oldest brother -Apolitical? We don't talk much.
Older sister -Hard-core Obamunist for life
Older brother -certifiable and estranged
Younger sister -Hard-core Obamunist for life
Mom's rule: No talking politics in her house.
Wife's family: hard-core Chicago Irish Catholic Democrats and lots of 'em; you do the math. Might not be all-Obama, but certainly not pro-Romney. Maybe one or two of the grandkids are thinkers. Maybe. We don't really know because, Wife's rule: No talking politics with her relatives.
Our own three kids, at least, know which side of the ballot to mark, and why. One is out there arm-wrestling with the lefties at work and online. Another is subtly persuading her leftish coworkers and friends with leading questions and subtle reasoning. So, there's that.
It's quite a show, isn't it? One might say, almost, revolutionary.
Well! Was going to just change my socks and say g'nite, but I must say I'm glad I hung around long enough for Adam's links! The kind of thoughtful, quality content for which we hang here, eh?
We get months of heat and drought and then with hardly a measurable amount of rain, suddenly we've got humidity and bugs and some kind of moldy-mildewey allergy-inducing stuff. And seed ticks. Careful what you ask for. And on that note, I leave you with an old toon. Mild herb usage portrayed.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/headshop/07/allergies.html
Hello. My name is Jay Carney and I'm addicted to lying.
I wasn't always a liar. I don't think I was. It just began small, a little white lie, a shading of the truth here, a prevarication there. Before I knew it, I was lying all the time.
Now I can't help myself. Someone could ask me if I knew what time it is, while I was looking at my watch, and I'd tell them no. I.. I.. Okay, I was just kidding. Pretty good, eh?
There are no US tanks in Bagdad.
Multi-B complex, preferably with C in it before. Definitely. Definitely. B-50 to -100 (milligrams). Take with some food, preferably some protein. And water. As my associate Doctor Bronner says, "Dilute. Dilute. Always dilute."
In case of too much tequila, never mind all the above.
I'm being told that for a hangover, unsweetened plain yogurt is good, but... um...
(kid-within voice)Ace is my hee-roooww.(/kid)
Remote-seeing analysis suggests it's the Adenovirus, highly contagious, flaring up again because the school year has started. Take four caps of bee propolis three times a day. Wash down with doctor-approved valu-rite.
OMG! OMG! It's Sarah Palin's emails all over again!
Your guy I mean our guy can't win. So sad.
If only Romney had paid less and more on his taxes better different other like he should have.
Oh noooes, these polls!
Oh noooes, Ryan gots booed by old people!
Oh noooes, Romney's stupid.
He let himself get kicked around for months.
He caved in and released his tax return.
He paid too much. He paid too little.
Look out, he's a Mormon!
Your guy I mean our guy can't win.
We'll just have to stay home and weep on Election Day,
guzzling our Values-Right,
polishing our ammunition,
clinging bitterly to our King James unabridged leather-bound red-letter special editions with pictures.
It all makes me so sad, so sad,
how McRomney and Ryan cannot win,
so sad that my eyes well with tears until
my head swells like a giant egg filled with mucus.
A vicious viscous image. Snnnnniiiiffffff.
Oh, worrah, worrah, worrah, worrah.
Speaking of Mormons. NRO had a story the other day about that Broadway play, the Book of Mormon...
Oh, good, a hook to hang this on:
Good infographic by chrissythehyphenated
Hypocritical Hllary
http://polination.wordpress.com/2012/09/18/hypocritical-hillary/
Oh, do long links show?
Same URL, remove spaces:
http://polination.wordpress.com/ 2012/09/18/ hypocritical-hillary/
These aren't his real tax returns. Have you seen them? Photoshopped! There are layers. Text with halos. Obvious fakes. The $4,020,772 to charity obviously was $772 before the evil Rethuglicans doctored it.
Walk the plank, scurvy sock. I be my other faux self again. But all piratey. Arr? (Bon voyage, me harties. I'm off to the hammock.)
Dang! It's actually 11 minutes past TLaP Day here.
Now it's talk like a Limey Day. Pip pip, cheerio, and carry on, my good fellows.
Okay, this is it! I'm laying it down.
I hearby challenge your guy to a beer summit! He can't handle it, can he? Milk-drinkin' coffee-sippin' Mormon. I'll drink him under the table. Let's get started now, 'cause I jus did some lines. Just leave that bottle of Cuervo and keep the beer coming. I'm the WON!
We just throw money every which way because what's yours is mine. You cannot stop me. I am already won. Twenty-sixteen all your women in boorkas. All your young boys belong to me. No more elections. Presidential inquisition gonna end this world and start a new one. Me on my throne in Hawaii, the oceans rising at my command and destroying American cities.
What you don't know, Mr Steevy (AND I KNOW YOUR REAL NAME AND THE DRONES ARE ON THEIR WAY AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYBODY HERE wait did I say that out loud? Who cares) is that I'm not stuttering. My powerful mind is pausing for thought more rapidly than yours can form a syllable. Cerebral reflective cascade. You wouldn't understand. And am I a failure if everything is going perfectly according to my plan? Are you paying more for gas? Is the Muslim world taking over? Is America's economy crumbling? I WON!
See? Ben Franklin and I agree, the Constitution just isn't right. Thank me I've got me to tear down this imperialist superpower singlehanded.
The "YouTube did it" meme is out there forever. Nothing else that follows matters. The mob believes it. We will use this to silence our critics. Glenn Beck tells the truth and nobody knows or cares. I'm so golden! Now we will destroy you all. This website and all those like it will be full of robo-generated smooches for my posterior. I WON, John. Up yours, Ryan. More coke, Roberts? Eat this, Hill. I am the Won!
