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Of course there's no plan! I'm just going to send him back. It's a done deal. Try an stop me suckahs. I am the won! And when I am sitting on my throne, he'll be at my side while your head will be facing Mecca. Pass that reef. Ahh, good for what stt stt stuutters. $#!+. First America, then the world! Me bless meeeee!

I redistribute some more champagne to me. Then some more to me. Ace of SPADES! In your face! Back room then, I redistribyoo some lines with a couple friends, we redistribyouate the covers on the bed, two minutes later I'm like hey secret service dudes how's yers hangin? Haw!

Two kine of people love me. Those who don't really have a clue what and who I am. An those who know zackly who and what I am and love me because of it. I'm so golden! I'm gonna go redistributatin some more American cash to my friends overseas right now! Just doesn't buy what it used to, so they need more. It's Bush's fault. Mwah ha ha haaaah!

You want to know why the American Leftie, the Communist, and the Islamonazi are such good pals? It's because we share one great common value, namely, absolutely no adherence to truth unless by some chance it happens to serve our ends. It's so true, you can't even believe me when I say it. God is dead. Up is down. Sheep will believe anything I say. I am the first coming! I am Power! As I bow before my inferiors so as to suck my way to the top, so will all bow to me!

Wait. Is this on? Who cares? I'm golden!

Har har har! Is this thing on? WHO CARES? I stand there at the d..d.. Dee Enn See and I say I'm Karl Marx's grandson, and I'll sell Alaska back to Russia for a nickle, and I hate Jews and Poles and honkey grandmothers, and I'm totally polymorphosly perverse. Yet I'm golden. They jus love me more!

Romney says in private what he says in public and everyone's horrified. We so OWN this election. Mwah ha haaaah. Gawllah DAH-umm Merika! Worldwide Caliphate with Overlord Baroque Hussein Muhummed here we come!

Hahhahaaa. You guys got nothin'. You can't catch me. You can't catch Eric. We are covered with Impervium Democratium. And you ain't seen nothin' yet. More bullets for the troops. Our troops, that is. Our precious, precious revolutionary troops, ready to launch into action on November 5th. Troop Stormers of America!

Wait, did I, did I just say that out loud? Oh, well, the media will cover for me.

You all are so meeean. Leave my sweet Jimmy-boy aloooone.

My media. My dear, sweet media. Come to me. Smooch me baby. Do that thing you do. Oh, yeah. It's so good. No, don't talk to me. Just keep doing that.

You peppil so silly. My pipple don't care about any eh eh ehn encomony cept whatev's on they EBT. You are out numb numb numb numbered. My pipple got the voting boxes already stuft. With all the gun-totin bible-klingers in FEMA camps and our pipple taking out alla dang oathkippers, lection day gon be jus fer show. Mitt Romney's never gon be Preznit. Evbody knows that. http://youtu.be/W959_kYZ7X0

Arrr er er um rrrrr, mates. Maties. I am your, uh, your, ah, I am the Captain's Chair. Stand down your broadsuwords, er, broadsorts, and surrender to the inenviable. Yer wannabe Captain Romney hasn't er um got the swag to er swig um blarney. Joe help me out here.

Here's the 120-Proof Postive, arrr, um, arrr, of my invertebrate victory: http://youtu.be/W959_kYZ7X0

Thank you Amy Cloggendrain for your uh uh support of the er [turn head left] corpse of my amdistributin. Let me say that um um [turn head right] ih ih it's an onher to know that you who is representing the uhh vast mejority are are are under me, and behind me, and under er um my behind, [pause] and uh uh trying to reach out and teach out and shout out [turn head left] to to to this uh this uh tiny little insignificant clique of disbelievers in the magnificence of our ocean-raising solar-powered mass-transit equality utopia Caliphate. Uh. Thank you. And I bless me and hereby automatically fore-coronate myself as United World Emperor for Life.

All I can manage is a drive-by commenting again. I wish I could readfstr! So many comments, so little time. So many wonderful links to news, commentary, kitties, and mammaries, and I can't get to them all because I have this darn life! What if I miss something important? Ah, the heck with sleep.... No, no, I gots to go.

But, having nothing better to offer the moron hoard tonight, how about a totally non-political, non-alcoholic, non-sexay link to a short comic I did years ago: http://bit.ly/tbw4hd
The Beast with Four Heads, a shaggy gothic horror story.

I know it's late but I just wanted to say

Big eared, slack-jawed, worthless little fuck maggot.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at September 10, 2012 09:33 AM

To the tune of "Purple People Eater."

What about the BOTTOM ten commenters? Huh? Or the BOTTOM Top 10 sockpuppeteers? What about us? I sockpuppeteered once. I think. This is so unfair. And.. and RAACIST!!!!11!! Leave Barack Aloha balone!

Okay, Wish I could hang around but it's just another drive by commenting. Tomorrow starts early.

HAVE A GOOD WEEK.

Re Moby:
"The heterosexual music-maker is so appalled by macho male culture he hopes his future children will be gay because 'they are less likely to get into a fight and less likely to date rape people.'"

Yeah. Gays never commit rape. Ever. They're all just sweet as cotton candy and just want to decorate apartments and sing Streisand.

Either his kids will be gay and childless, and Darwin wins, or they'll go heavy macho and hate Daddy's lunacy. Works either way.
____

Re John "Secret Dem" McCain:
Over the years of GWB's administration, despite objections to much of what he did, I repeatedly thanked God that we did not have Al Gore in the Oval Office on 9/11, and later that we did not get John Kerry. Hard to believe, considering who we did get, but I thank God that we did not get McCain as President. Obama has already proved far, far better for the country in the long run. In a horribly perverse way, of course.

It took Carter to get Reagan, but RR's legacy sort-of fizzled with his lessor successor. It has taken Obama to get Romney-Ryan, and I hope, even expect, when Pres. Ryan leaves office in 2028, we will be grateful for sixteen years of American improvement. Or SMOD. Whichever comes first.

The Most Highs rule in the kingdoms of men. And the ways of the Almighty can be mysterious in the short-term perspective. But they work out.

Before they strap me in for the night, I offer the feisty AoS overnighters some silly little Sandman Obama visual variations. http://bit.ly/PrzSandy

What's teh what on links & &'s & italians nowadays?

Don't work too hard tomorrow, even if it is labor day. Oh ha. Get it. Labor day. Work hard. Ho ho. I crack myself up. Oops. Here they come for me. ... gurgle uk zzzzz

Just read thru some of the comments about SoS.

Hey, *I* joked a couple times about him making up Wolverine and things like that. While *nobody knows* who's who behind online IDs, I didn't realize there was any real question (or care) about the authenticity of it.

I've been doing online intercom since BBS and CompuServe, and it all rang true enough for me, but I pretty much accept people as what they say they are unless I have a good reason to believe otherwise. It was a good tale, with plenty of human interest, and I wondered what happened to 'em. I hope my jokes didn't contribute to making SoS or Hummingbird (real or not -- grin) feel unwelcome.

Left a funny boilerplate comment back at the end of the afternoon thread on.. Friday..? which nobody saw. http://bit.ly/boilrplate

And my follow-up question about the current HTML tech on AoS might have been funny except if a joke falls at the end of a thread and no one is around to read it, is it funny? http://bit.ly/AoShtml

And oh yeah I made this webpage
"Clint Eastwood v. George Takei - The only problem is the image. And the message. And the effect."
http://bit.ly/ClntSulu
It quotes from Nervous in Charlotte and Oldcat. Just wanted to let you know.

Stop me if you've seen these...

Fact Checkers from Hope & Change Cartoons http://bit.ly/factckrs

This (toilet) seat's taken http://bit.ly/toiletstakn

#DNCSurpriseSpeakers http://bit.ly/SrprsDNC

The GOP Goes Alinsky on Obama by Christian Adams at PJMedia
http://bit.ly/GOPGAOO

Geez. I watch for the ONT, my son comes by with his girlfriend for a few minutes, and suddenly there's 6000 comments.

This is me just passing by again. Good night. Say your prayers, and remember to say Thank You.

313 Posted by: chemjeff at September 01, 2012 12:10 AM

There's cusswords, and then there's nasty cussing, such as chemjeff's classic turn of a phrase. Normally, reading that phrase would not make me laugh out loud as this did. Context is everything.

Okay, I'm behind the times on AoS-tech, it seems. I see links, still not hot but also not short. And the square-brackets italians in my message failed. Do we use less-than greater-than HTML now (test) or are we stuck with email-ish text only?

And if I had to miss #100 (DonAdamsVoice)by this much(/DonAdamsVoice), I happily yield the honor to the steevy's (DogWhistle)boilerplate.(/DogWhistle)

Journolist at August 31, 2012 05:44 PM:
"My wife is demanding I go golfing. I don't like this."

Let's parse this. Why don't you like it? Do you not like golf? Is it raining? You could go golfing!! Just [em]never mind[/em] what she's doing while you're, gone; you get to golf!

Am I missing anything there?

aaaaaand...

Boilerplate also means a standard form or template.
Which is like stereotyping.. profiling.. prejudice..
[em]ergo obamo ipso facto:[/em] Racist.