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Sat 2016 Aug 20

Sat 2016 Aug 20, 9:44am
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Happy BD, Mindful.
Today is my niece's BD and grampa would have been 95 today.

I guess it is Clenis's BD today as well. He's probably eating cake out of a prostitute's ass with Epstein on hhis island.

Sat 2016 Aug 20, 9:37am
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Happy BD Mindful

Be careful out there BTH

Sat 2016 Aug 20, 9:36am
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73
Good morning, gray-box gangsters. Y'know wot? This is my last weekend of
being sixty-three. I'm still alive, so, could be worse. (Hums old
Beatles song.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - Saturday's Child at August 20, 2016 09:30 AM (XkxK0)

Happy early birthday! Drink now...avoid the rush.

Sat 2016 Aug 20, 9:33am
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Posted by: mindful webworker - Saturday's Child at August 20, 2016 09:30 AM (XkxK0)

Happy early birthday weekend!

Sat 2016 Aug 20, 9:31am
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happy advance birthday, webworker.

Sat 2016 Aug 20, 9:30am
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Good morning, gray-box gangsters. Y'know wot? This is my last weekend of being sixty-three. I'm still alive, so, could be worse. (Hums old Beatles song.)

Sat 2016 Aug 20, 2:03am
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Okay, your window of opportunity to say hello to me is closed. I'm off to the bed. No Vic tomorrow. Nothing to get up for.

=----=

"If you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mulberry tree, 'Be uprooted and planted in the sea,' and it will obey you." -Luke 17:6

=----=

Moron: "But, Lord, why would I ever want to uproot a mulberry and plant it in the sea?"

Good night, Gracies.

Sat 2016 Aug 20, 1:37am
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Hello, you late-night clot of Morons.

Lurked through a bunch of the latest comments.

Something about ice man's dying from power farting while Perkins narrated? I may have skimmed more than read....

Sat 2016 Aug 20, 12:20am
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History marches on

This day (Aug 20) in 2004, Ace was trying to seduce Michelle Malkin. And she gives him some... linkage.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/042097.php

Fri 2016 Aug 19

Fri 2016 Aug 19, 12:57pm
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HiHo, that was my fault - pushed everything up by one.

Fri 2016 Aug 19, 12:54pm
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In relation to artwork, mentions of finding...

sniper: 0
Waldo: 0
cat: 0 (cat vomit, but not actually cat)

It's like I don't know you anymore, horde!

Fri 2016 Aug 19, 11:58am
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* Dives in before Ace is up *

Someone discussing automated automobiles again? Can't resist that dangling hook...

I lowly recommend "Getting From Here to There," my 30-"Daily Doodle" cartoon from June, 2013, musing on transportation, past, present, and especially future. Take your time; it's thick going, like Chicago highways at 5pm.

Starts here:
http://bit.ly/here2there-01

"They call me mellow yellow, quite rightly..."

* Climbs out before contracting a disease from the green waters *

Fri 2016 Aug 19, 3:29am
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Ace of Spades, 2004 Aug 19
Bear Drinks 36 Beers; Passes Out
with the
Top Ten Signs a Bear May Be Drunk
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/041971.php

*

Just passing by on the way to bed 'way late, and thought I'd drop that here instead of simply breaking out of lurkdom to say...

Good night, Gracies!

Thu 2016 Aug 18

Thu 2016 Aug 18, 12:43pm
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Tipping ... never waited tables in a restaurant that wasn't our own, and that only briefly, but Daughter has done a lot of waitressing. She's seen all the fat wallets, old people, and nominal Christians who tip low, don't tip at all, or leave some Christian tract with a nickel. I've never heard of the tract designed to look like a fiver - that's admitting to cheapness.

We used to dine out frequently, especially when we lived in Santa Fe and Chicago, and we moved to 20% when Dear Abby was still recommending 15.

Once dining out with a close relative in Santa Fe, we left the restaurant, then relative ducked back in to snatch half the tip I'd left. Relative was trust-fund wealthy, too. That was infuriating.

Aaaaannnnd... willowed. Ace is up.

Thu 2016 Aug 18, 12:31pm
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shibumi: Lots of creative people are on the MAC platform.

However, ALL corporate people are on Windows.

/there's big $$$ in corporate gigs. Just saying...

I chose a Radio Shack Model I (with TRS-DOS, an early pre-MS-DOS Gates work IIRC) over some wacky little model named after a fruit, thinking Shack would be around long after the fruit company rotted. The road not taken...

I've never regretted my choice, all the hassles with Gatesware notwithstanding.

Thu 2016 Aug 18, 12:27pm
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free range 'sorta' conservative #500: ...Louisiana pastor, who believes natural disasters are God's way of punishing gays, sees own home flooded...

Must've overlooked that passage about the Lord makes the floodwaters to inundate the righteous and the unrighteous alike... something like that.

Thu 2016 Aug 18, 12:20pm
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Rats! Trying to produce music video. Audio quality is okay on the editor, but on the final production the sound comes out flat, tinny, distorted. Wish I knew what I was doing.

Probably shoulda gone the Jobs path instead of the Gates fork, back in '78.

Thu 2016 Aug 18, 12:08pm
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Hi, back, Sherry.

Thu 2016 Aug 18, 11:59am
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CharlieBrown'sDildo re my dropping ear bud in coffee: Dip it in that for a few minutes. It will pull the water out and clean it a bit.

Thanks. Should have thought of that myself.

* continues stirring coffee with ear bud *

o_O

Y'know, this thread is really zipping along. I turn away to do a couple things, dozens of comments posted.

Cat woke me up in the early early morn wanting out. Almost logged in but went back to bed instead. Checking later, I see Vic and creeper were the only ones around at that time. I shoulda popped in just to say hi.

Thu 2016 Aug 18, 11:34am
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Yellow, fellows. In before Ace, however barely.

I just dropped one of the earbuds into my coffee. Doesn't seem to be working now. Hope it works better when it dries out. Had to be hot, just-poured coffee, of course.

On the other hand, the flavor of the coffee improved.

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