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Fri 2016 Jul 29

Fri 2016 Jul 29, 11:29pm
On Ace of Spades

Evening, folks. Theological inquiry time again.

There are three answers to prayer: "yes," "no," and "not yet." (The last is equivalent to the Magic 8-Ball's "answer hazy - try again later.")

Yes is clear.

But how do you tell no from not yet?

Fri 2016 Jul 29, 12:51am
On Ace of Spades

I truly enjoy the overnight thread
Cool info, and wit that's so quick
But I must give up and just go on to bed
So I can get up and read Vic

Good night, Gracies!

Fri 2016 Jul 29, 12:38am
On Ace of Spades

Meteor showers predicted for tonight...

So, naturally, we finally get overcast and thunderstorm.

Fri 2016 Jul 29, 12:24am
On Ace of Spades

BTW

A nice personal reflection on the late Jack Davis by Jimmy Johnson (Arlo and Janis)
http://arloandjanis.com/where-my-day-begins

Fri 2016 Jul 29, 12:24am
On Ace of Spades

Sharkman: Blowing shit up with bombs made of pipes filled with match heads and never losing an eye or finger.

Well, we never lost an eye or a finger, but there was always the story about that friend's cousin who did.

Fri 2016 Jul 29, 12:09am
On Ace of Spades

Cactus of Liberty: My phone is at 1% battery so please somebody fact check that for me.

Be sure to read the charging your cell article from the front page sidebar.

Fri 2016 Jul 29, 12:04am
On Ace of Spades

Police 3D-Printed A Murder Victim's Finger To Unlock His Phone

In the olde days, they'd've just taken his finger...! Ah, what we've lost due to technology!

Thu 2016 Jul 28

Thu 2016 Jul 28, 11:50pm
On Ace of Spades

th - under 100

Soooo, we meet again. And in such circumstances!

Thu 2016 Jul 28, 8:56am
On Ace of Spades

Morning, Glories!

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Glad to see someone (h/t BeckoningChasm) noted Jack Davis's death, even if our headline-writers missed it. Inimitable talent, and a huge part of my yout'.

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From the last thread, also... we still have just over 100 days to work "mollycoddled milksops and minikins" into Sefton's countdown.

Thu 2016 Jul 28, 2:24am
On Ace of Spades

qdpsteve: mindful webworker: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

You're right. I wasn't thinking clearly. I wonder, if I'd popped it in the microwave for a few hours...?

Thu 2016 Jul 28, 2:14am
On Ace of Spades

Just popped in to share this...

Got home. Washed some dishes. When done, I looked at the wall next to the sink, and there's a garden spider - BIG spider - legs spread out, a couple inches across.

Now, I'm a kindly old hipster living in a not-that-tight home. We keep "bug cups" around the house for ladybugs, even wasps which we seem to get a lot of. And occasional tree frogs.

I am not a "wouldn't hurt a fly" guy - flies, ticks, skeeters, black widows and brown recluses DIE! But friendly bugs get caught in the clear plastic drink cup with a square of cardboard cover, and released outside.

So, I grab a bug cup and the cardboard and capture the big spider. I set my trophy down on a table for a moment, and I see these little dots crawling, radiating out from the spider, and even leaking out of the cup. SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH the escapee dots, rush outside, and HURL the bug cup, cardboard, and Mama spider 'way out into the yard. EEWWGGGHHHH.

There's not enough alcohol in the cupboard tonight.

Sweet dreams of butterflies and dragonflies, y'all.

Thu 2016 Jul 28, 12:53am
On Ace of Spades

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If only I could get here from here, I would.

*siiigh*

Wed 2016 Jul 27

Wed 2016 Jul 27, 2:18am
On Ace of Spades

If I had anything worthwhile to contribute, it would go here.

*siiigh*

Tue 2016 Jul 26

Tue 2016 Jul 26, 10:35am
On Ace of Spades

Slapweasel: Eight Kitties and a sniper just over that crest.

...no Waldo

Alas, poor Waldo did not have the divine privilege Daniel enjoyed. (Scraps of Waldo's hat can be seen in the background.)

Tue 2016 Jul 26, 10:32am
On Ace of Spades

Howdy hello howareyez, troops.
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Just thought I'd mention this since no one else seems to have caught it:

Vic's report on the ONT: ...Two attackers took hostages in a French church. CNN is reporting that the priest's throat was slit. French police have killed both hostages....

I had to check the report to make sure French police had killed both attackers.
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Now, back to art appreciation discussions.

Mon 2016 Jul 25

Mon 2016 Jul 25, 11:52am
On PoliNation

Greatly appreciate the updates on Tyler and Chrissie, Pete.

Mon 2016 Jul 25, 2:07am
On Ace of Spades

After days and days of 100°+ weather, looks like we get a few days' reprieve, highs in the 90s and possibly some precipitation. Then, August, and back to the blast furnace, with extra humidity. Well, I'll take whatever break we can get.

Time to retire, to sleep, perchance to have those weird nightmares I've been having lately... oh, no, wait, that was reading the news while I was awake.

*z*

Mon 2016 Jul 25, 1:58am
On Ace of Spades

"I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door..."

Yeah, about that, I heard the knocking, and I was really excited about it, and I really tried to open, but .. The doorknob wasn't working. The lock was locked and I had no key. The hinges were rusted solid.

It wasn't my faauuuuulllt!

Mon 2016 Jul 25, 1:39am
On Ace of Spades

Half a shot of cognac.
Nothing else to drink.
Must be time to give it up.
Life is on the blink.

Mon 2016 Jul 25, 1:37am
On Ace of Spades

cough cough cough cough
hack hack hack
belch hic belch hic
pphhhhrrrrrttt

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