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Mon 2016 Jul 18

Mon 2016 Jul 18, 1:36am
On Ace of Spades

Home, where I want to be. Just checking in to see what hash AT&T has bestowed upon me tonight.

Anna Puma #212: ...And you gotta catch them all in a red/white ball.

Despite my attempts to avoid any- and every-thing pokeomonish, I have become aware that an old-fashioned red-and-white fishing bobber is involved.

I will never understand modern video gaming.

My knowledge of vidgaming ended at Space Invaders.

Mon 2016 Jul 18, 12:10am
On Ace of Spades

OMGGGG!!!! STOP THE PRESSES!! FLASHING SIREN!!! FLAMING SKULL!!!

Pence family dines at Chili's!!!!111!!!!!

Daily News
http://nydn.us/2am0ZFC

This news deserves it's own thread immediately!

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Good evening, overnighters. Sorry for being the bearer of this awful news.

Sun 2016 Jul 17

Sun 2016 Jul 17, 2:02am
On Ace of Spades

Chi #402: Too bad mindful webworker ain't around. He could work "fainting goats" into another
conversation.

What the what? I check in late before bed and this is what I find?

Do I even want to know why y'all are talking about feigning goatse?

Sat 2016 Jul 16

Sat 2016 Jul 16, 4:26pm
On Ace of Spades

Anna Puma's black medium-haired (apparently) cat reminds me of our little gal Faithful. Faithful was probably the littlest cat we've ever had. Roxy was small in size, but fat.

Faithful's tail

My son called me from a gas station downtown one evening and said there was a little black cat that had come up to him, and was circling his legs.

At the time, we had something like a gazillion cats already (okay, five, plus a dog), and I told him, surely it belongs to someone around there, and absolutely, positively, do not bring that cat home.

Which was just as effective as when Buck wrapped himself around said son and his brother at an Illinois rest stop. (Buck's tail
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=336713#c20017597

Son named her Faithful after some cat in a fantasy book he'd read. She had one ear with a folded-over tip.

She was skittish (as small cats can be) but very affectionate and liked to ride on Son's shoulder. Like a pirate's parrot.

She lived at the office for a while. Liked to shred the wallpaper. She really liked to sit in Milady's lap while she meditated, and on my lap as I sat at the computer.

Later, she moved in with our son in his own apartment. But she would get outside and they worried she'd get hit by a car.

When the rest of the clan went out of town for a bit, she moved to the farm where I could watch her. She stayed out there after that. She really liked being outside, was frequently up on the roof or up a big mimosa (the tree not the drink).

She got weak and sickly briefly before she died. I found her one morning in a difficult position I don't want to relate, and she only lasted a few minutes after that - long enough for Milady and me to be with her at the end.

Wrote about her death, on the morning thread, 2014 Dec 4.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=353521#c22964444
Received many condolences from the Horde.

Faithful was a good kitty, still much missed years later. And the shredded wallpaper remains as a reminder...

(...although Merlin has helped continue her redecorating work.
Merlin's tail:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=362563#c25113358 )

Sat 2016 Jul 16, 3:22pm
On Ace of Spades

Seamus: ...This morning he is totally back to normal, jumping and playful as ever.

Hooray for happy endings! Scary story.

Sat 2016 Jul 16, 3:19pm
On Ace of Spades

Pet thread! Woof! Woof!

(I see Seamus beat me to that, sorta)

At the "cat website" link,
Family Saves 3-day-old Kitten and Gives Him an Unusual Friend
was pretty cute.

As were all the Moron pets. Took me a second to find Brutus. I was thinking "top" and "bottom" meant two pix, at first.

*

Not moron pets, but for cat fans, here's (another) Bluebird of Bitterness collection of amusing pix
Happy Caturday - summer vacation edition
http://bit.ly/29FTZBE

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And video of a snapping turtle at Blazing Catfur
This monster snapper hangs around the dock on occasion, I've handled him quite a bit in the last 15-20 years so he is used to my presence....
http://www.blazingcatfur.ca/2016/07/16/beats-me/

Thu 2016 Jul 14

Thu 2016 Jul 14, 11:39pm
On Ace of Spades

Mark Dice Trolling Poke'mon Go Players in Real Life
2:09
https://youtu.be/V-O9tU2QpCs

Thu 2016 Jul 14, 11:26pm
On Ace of Spades

1 in a Billion: Cop Disables Suspect's Gun by Shooting Bullet into Its Barrel

Time for that officer to go buy a lottery ticket.

Wed 2016 Jul 13

Wed 2016 Jul 13, 7:38pm
On BlazingCatFur

1. You have a YouTube channel? I'll look for it.

2. I have had YouTube reject my videos more than once, claiming I used copyrighted music, and I filed a correction and they yielded. Probably wouldn't help in your case but auto-banning can sometimes behave badly but may be appealed.

3. Google B Evil in any case. :D

Tue 2016 Jul 12

Tue 2016 Jul 12, 10:56am
On Ace of Spades

Howdy.

Couldn't see the mirror well enough. Searched for a better version.

http://bit.ly/29LW0Sm

Mon 2016 Jul 11

Mon 2016 Jul 11, 11:27pm
On Ace of Spades

nd

If I just hadn't been talking to our daughter about her friend who's having a psychotic breakdown...

...I probably still wouldn't've been first.

Mon 2016 Jul 11, 2:48am
On Ace of Spades

Just checking in to say I'm checking out. Blessings of health and abundance upon all the good hordelings.

---♥---

"Will a mere mortal rob God? Yet you rob me.

"But you ask, 'How are we robbing you?'

"In tithes and offerings. You are under a curse-your whole nation-because you are robbing me. Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the Lord Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that there will not be room enough to store it...."

Mon 2016 Jul 11, 1:33am
On Ace of Spades

* ripping off filthy Mao-pants-suited sock *

Mon 2016 Jul 11, 1:28am
On Ace of Spades

...nothing's better than having an entire army of scared shitless, cowed, spineless underlings to do every little thing you tell them to and twitch every little way you scream at them to twitch.

Now you're talking my language!

Mon 2016 Jul 11, 1:26am
On Ace of Spades

Chi? Still here? I thought I saw a couple of days ago that your charity case had been AWOL for a couple of days? Is that right, and if so, has your luck continued?

Tilikum? Still here? Did you ever lose that personal troll you picked up after joking with me yesternight? It reminded me of some previous case where some regular - I forget who - got a personal troll follower.

Mon 2016 Jul 11, 12:50am
On Ace of Spades

Oh, yeah... thanks for the post, Maetenloch. Nice buncha stuff. Sometimes in my haste I neglect to say that.

-- Thing Extra --

Special deal at drive-thru (pic)

http://bit.ly/29wXtXM

Mon 2016 Jul 11, 12:46am
On Ace of Spades

Hi. Hope you all are having an evening. I brings three things.

-- Thing 1 --

It's almost the anniversary of the death of one of Joe Biden's ancestors.

http://bit.ly/death-by-paste

-- Thing 2 --

...python living inside her walls that she has known about for 15 years...
From Weird News, down about halfway on the page

http://bit.ly/29qDhLe

-- Thing 3 --

The Final Inspection
by Sgt Joshua Helterbran
at PoliticalClownParade

http://bit.ly/29OeCRf

Sun 2016 Jul 10

Sun 2016 Jul 10, 11:41am
On Ace of Spades

Ahkmed at WMOE in Pakistani #55: As Mohammed as my witness, peace be upon him, I swear I thought Bi-Curious George could fly

Holy moley, that's a triple crossing-the-memes award winner!

Sun 2016 Jul 10, 11:28am
On Ace of Spades

I am a healthcare worker and I've seen it all, but I'm still telling myself how lucky we are to be born now and not then when it comes to trauma treatment and med field in general.

I pray that when the SHTF, we aren't reduced to the level of care in the War Amongst Some States!

Sun 2016 Jul 10, 11:25am
On Ace of Spades

...Hans assembled two bicycles, and they fled Paris just a few hours before it fell....

Wow. I would hate to think of depending on my bicycle assembly skills in the last hour!

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