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Thanks for sharing this, Zil. That is the (voice goes up three octaves) cutest! (/voice) little bitty kitten, and I'm so glad she had a substitute mama and family ready to fit into.

* packs up for move home *

If you don't hear from me within the hour... um...

*shrug*

Maybe I found something else to do...

Aetius451AD: Data... Well, he was FULLY functional.

With interchangeable appliance attachments, so they say.

speedster1: What, no toasters in space?

Toasters! Of course! That was the one I was trying to think of.

(Data had a toaster attachment... uh... never mind...)

This has surely already been mentioned...?

Demon god Cthulhu seen as possible third-party candidate.

IOTW Report citing Wash Examiner
http://bit.ly/1UFevow

Political Hat: There's a Star Trek TNG episode where Rike falls in love with an androgynous alien from a species that doesn't have different biological sexes.

Riker made Kirk seem practically celibate. He'd do anything. Chickens, couches, mailboxes, tribbles! Ask Data how many times he had to fend off Riker!

bebe's boobs destroy: Please, for the love of The Hopper, let it go. If you want to flog something we can talk asparagus...

I'm with you on that, bebeboobs. Wasn't in on it last night, won't be tonight, but squabbles betwixt Morons do give me a sadz.

Seen many a real-life situation where people misunderstand, misjudge, mis-speak and needlessly provoke / are provoked.

Just want to initiate a good old-fashioned pie fight sometimes, but that only works in the movies.

Last night's contentiousness had to be due to the phase of the moon, evil winds, and a surfeit of alcohol and emotions, right?

Hate to see beloved Morons in a slap fest.

Especially when we don't have YouTube-worthy video of it.

(Not to make light of serious contentions - okay, maybe a little bit - it is AoSHQ, after all.)

Publius - "her informed consent" leaves me outraged.

Had a good friend who was completely out of it for a long time, until they finally changed his meds and he recovered memories, personality, completely. I know each case is unique, but sometimes I think "modern medicine" is still stuck in the 1930s.

Prayers continue. God bless your Mom. Your Dad. & you.

Bad enough I'm now pondering the difference between regular spoons, teaspoons, and soup spoons...

The horror mounts...

Triggly Puff = soup ladle.

Think of men as forks and women as spoons.

No, thanks. I still have to eat with those utensils

What about knives? And, steak knives versus regular knives? And then there's those little forks used for lobsters or something. And where do chopsticks come in?

(Stops. Ponders. Decides to go back and finish quote...)

Slap wins. Poor guy. -Zigmund

The rush to be first on forum messages has ben proven to be a sense of inadequacy related to the diminutive size of the male organ. This is why we rarely - practically never - find woman claiming "first"-hood.

-Zigmund Frood

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Okay, I'm serious you guys this time, I'm leaving the blog. For good. At least until Vic's news.

Good night, Gracies.

_-&hearts-_

For wrath killeth the foolish man, and envy slayeth the silly one.

Slapweasel: I should probably slink away, at this point. I've done enough damage.
I'm an idiot.

* waves at slinkweasel *

Join chemjeff, Seamus, and me over here at the "leaving the blog" table. We've got a pitcher of beer and a basket of peanuts to finish off. We're also all idiots. Or is that Morons?

It's 2am Ace of Spades time.

It's 1am on the computer.

But really, here, it's just Midnight. So says the clock on the mantle which doesn't know from Savings Time.

Proving that time is relative.

And if you knew some of my relatives...

http://instantrimshot.com/

Argh. "Satan" was supposed to be italic, bold, and underscore, not bold, underscore, and strikethrough. Signs it's getting late for me.

At least all the tags closed correctly.

Speaking of promiscuity and consequences...

c/o War News Updates
http://bit.ly/1RWOAEi

Almost 10,000 British military personnel have contracted a sexually transmitted disease (STD) since 2012 and up to 100 have caught HIV, according to figures released by the Ministry of Defence (MoD).

HOW could such a thing have happened?!?

Could it beeeee.... Satan!?!

richard mcenroe #322: Stay out of Oklahoma.

Somebody has to stay here and keep trying to get these stupid laws repealed. Besides, it's where my lawn is.

Hah. Told you I was leaving. I did. Now, here I am. At home.

publius: I had to look up the latest on this male bisexual crap. There have been studies that seem to indicate it doesn't exist. Men are either *physiologically* attracted to either women or men....

My only study of this matter is some scenes from "bisexual" porn to which I was exposed against my will, and from peeking between my fingers it looked to me like it was always two gay guys and a girl thrown in there, in whom the guys only feigned interest while waiting to get it on with each other.

Now, maybe that was just bad performances, but I suppose it reflected the target audience.

I have no intention of extending my study - because is all porn is bad and causes guilty-warts.