A little experiment in social engineering

"I am curious though as to why everyone must move to the top thread. What does it matter, if the conversation is good where you were?"

So you decided to perform a little experiment in social engineering to satisfy your curiosity?

It's a half hour before sunrise, my poor brain dictates I am unavoidably awake, so I come looking for Teh Horde. Where do I look? The latest open thread. But where do I look this fine Western Christian Easter morning, henh? Which of the proliferation of threads holds which victims of this divisive manipulation?

"Will never do this to you again."

And she swore it on a stack of Dreams from my Father, so you can believe her.