Adultery worked so well for Bill...

Adultery worked so well for Bill, and I'm sure the lez aspect will only enhance the power of promiscuity and deviance to get me elected. The hell with that closeted queen Barry; what the voters want is a full-out open pervert for President. What you got to match those qualifications for high office, clinger wingers? Lindsay? Sorry, people only like watching real lesbians. Like me and Huma. Watch this nom nom nom.

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