All-important highly-pressteejious whatever that was award

Well, crap! I suppose now that Ace has won the all-important highly-pressteejious whatever that was award, all of us fourth-tier, clown car commenters will be locked out, or relegated to the ONT after Midnight Pacific, or something.

Not good enough, they'll rule. The goofy Freshmen can't be seen distracting from the presteej-building shmart militarish higher-class morons' comments. Gotta start angling for next year's awards, after all!

Well...

Don't let all the fame and glory go to your heads, Ace-oids, but, yeah, congratulations, I suppose, if I gotta be sincere, darnit shucks. Who did you bribe?

By the way, did you know there are long, rambling, computer-generated texts posted during the day under the "Ace" pseudonym? I just found that out recently. I know Ace is just one of those made-up characters, a kind of Alfred E Newman running gag on the blog, and here I find there are, like, a bunch of words posted under his name. I suppose the awards committees just overlook those gag posts, though. (Sorry, I self-denounce for inappropriate fourth-tier presumption to tease Ace.)