all references will henceforth be gender-neutral

"all references will henceforth be gender-neutral." -PC Speech Police, ThoughtCrime Division

The lyrics re-write division has already been hard at work. Here are some samples.

When a person loves a person...
s/h/it can do no wrong
Turn one's back on one's best friend
If s/h/it put s/h/it down

And

I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way
My significant other
Talkin' bout my significant other
My significant other!