And now... news from the near future

And now... news from the near future.

The EPA has issued a new regulation banning the use of "handed-centric" and "arm-enabled" light bulbs. All bulbs and sockets in the future must now be the new plug-in style. All plug-in light bulbs must also be wi-fi enabled.

In another ruling, flush toilets are now prohibited as they use too much water. Sewage treatment plant shutdowns in the East are expected to enforce the new regulation by Spring.