Before the Thread is Dead

Before the thread is dead,
I just want to stop and say,
Good morning everybody!
Hope you have a have a day!
(Especially you, JJ.)

I'm heading to the dentist,
Where I expect he will
Put on his evil mask
and do a drill-'n'-fill.
(I'm pretty sure he will.)

I swear I will quit brushing
with Crest or Pepsodent,
for do-it-myself decay prevention,
I'll brush with wet cement.

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