Blubbery Gasbag Michael Moore

With the picture, "blubbery gasbag Michael Moore" had me LOL'ing from the start.

"Thankfully they did not spawn any little Moores."

Depends on what the definition of "spawn" is. As quoted from somewhere, by the venerable Pistol Pete on Polination back in May, Mrs Moore (Glynn) "was a producer on several of the films and worked with Moore for at least 20 years. The couple otherwise has no children.”