Cats Are From Venus and Dogs Are From Mars

Joe Hallenbeck #27: All cats are girls. They just are.

Yes, it's true, cats are from Venus and dogs are from Mars, regardless of the genitalia.

Except our cat Sparky, who identifies as a dog. I was doing some emergency vacuuming today, and Spark just laid on his footstool watching me, unaffected, while every other critter (including the dog) ran outside. So, I took the hose and ran it over his fur. He liked it!