Clown Class (1)

No more makeup. it scares children.

No more big feet because, sexual implications.

No more squirting flowers; patriarchal symbol.

No more teeny cars. Auto safety is no joking matter.

No slapstick violence, no pies in the face, no giant mallets or guns with flags that say bang. Obviously.

Funny rubber masks of select conservatives only.

Obama-logo armbands must be worn during all performances.

No white male clowns because, racists not allowed.